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| hangu lama | Posted
on 19-Nov-02 01:37 PM
********************************************* You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC's (United Public Service Commission) IAS (Indian Administrative Services) Examinations. ********************************************* The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow :- HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses dont have any such attachment] What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza ], in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. |
| himalaya | Posted
on 19-Nov-02 04:38 PM
It can't get funnier than this. hahahahahah hohohohohoo heheheheheheh. thaks lama ji for for providing sajhatis with the best medicine there is. hehehehehehehe |
| nuts | Posted
on 19-Nov-02 04:59 PM
>>He has got tails also, situated in the backyard. ROFLMAO. |
| paramendra | Posted
on 19-Nov-02 06:00 PM
Anyone missing our Laloo bhai? PKB Leesburg, FL |
| watever | Posted
on 19-Nov-02 07:45 PM
you better not be trying to criticise Laloo... whats wrong with laloo?? on top of that bhai?? bhai "JI" |
| oys_chill | Posted
on 19-Nov-02 10:45 PM
ammam watever ko comment? :O scary scary her sourness :) hunga lama le hasayo ek chin............not with bihari essay, but i remember one neprican essay on farmer i read..a real one.. will share some other time.. oys |
| dirk | Posted
on 20-Nov-02 12:26 AM
Param-Indra, You are in greater Orlando area as the star attraction at Epcot Center...Bihari theme village as Patwari Bhagat? Or at Universal's Halloween Horror special? Ke Leesburg sasural paryo? |
| kalankisthan | Posted
on 20-Nov-02 06:06 AM
ai yai yo!! Hamar laalowa ko kuch naahi bolna! Hum tohar kauno naahi sunenge. Samajh rahath na babua, Ya daii-du ek ghumai ke chumpi? Humar Laloo the Great Laloo ke "round round" Pet Jabtak samosa main aalo hai, Jabtak Jungle main bhaloo hai, Jabtak Samundar main baloo hai, Tabtak hamar Bihar'wa main laloo hai!! Humar Laloo ko kuch kahath, Hum tohar Jabada todwai denge, Hathouda Ghumai ke!! Humar Laloo ne koi dibbae ka doodh nahi khayelba -- ke ek phooonk maare, aur Gai ke poonch ki tarha hil jaaye. PiiiiiiURE gai bhais ka doodh khayn hai, Jabada ghumai ke, woh bhi PiiiiiiiURE Bina paani kaa, haaan!! "Ye ghaslet, bhai ko bol ke tere naam ki supppari nikaalu kyaa? Ek ghoda daba ke tapka dega bhai tereko!!" kalankisthan>>"Nahi bhai!! Mere do chote chote bachchae hai." |
| Soleil | Posted
on 20-Nov-02 11:42 AM
kalanki bro..thank you hajuur thank you.... bihari paddhe(essay) ra bihari dai-bhai..dubai lai maath garyo hajur ko bihari bhasa gyan le....hansaayo yaar...kyaarnu....kohi kohi ajasu chhan ke sajhapur ma......hehhehe Bituwa ko padhne ke waastay Amrika bhejail chhe, bituwa yehan aake sajhapur mein ghumail chhe..bakwaas karail chhe...bahut sara posting karail chhe... Bhai ji, Laloo ke naam mein gali mat dewa....naahi to hamaar kalanki bhaiyya ek lagai lewa tumhaar ko, ulti haath. hehehhe peace!!!! |
| NP | Posted
on 20-Nov-02 11:56 AM
Where did you get this essay? I can see some kind of disorders, but look at the pattern of the sentences and the words he/she’s using! I don’t believe this! I guess it is done purposely! |
| Soleil | Posted
on 20-Nov-02 12:38 PM
NP ji..for your info, this so called essay was formulated (dunno the originator) and circulated on the net as a joke on Bihari's inept knowledge of English. It's a desperate attempt of caricature. But, has some humor in it for sure.:) |
| Suna | Posted
on 20-Nov-02 12:57 PM
bihari's inept knowledge of english but this particular knows about Pizzas! |
| watever | Posted
on 20-Nov-02 02:15 PM
areeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kalanki bhaiyaaaa.... kahan chhupe baithe the tumauh abtak bhaiyaaaa.... ka bhasan mara Laaluwa ke bare me...hamka chakit kardiya re.... hum tum ekahi biradari k ho bhaiya... aur wah wah kya badhiya poemwa likhe ho.... WAH WAH WAH.... JABARJAST ....maan gaaye tumka... bas ek chhoti si galti kar gaaye ....kahan the end mein bombaiya ghusai diya tumhaar Piiiiiiiiiiure bihari ma!! par jo bhi ho.....dandawat dete hain tumka hum bhaiyaaa..... |
| KaLaNkIsThAn | Posted
on 20-Nov-02 07:44 PM
hangu lama, don't mind but that cow ko essay is khattam!! Ill post the better one someday. You shouldn't have used sooo many "dictionary paltaune" words key... doesn't sound like bihari!! ;) |
| hangu lama | Posted
on 21-Nov-02 08:29 AM
kalankisthanko hangulama! ;) that would be nice if you come up with a better one. I just copied and pasted the bihari essay here. |
| batauli | Posted
on 21-Nov-02 09:08 AM
A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai ********* This, the other, and many more desi jokes are at www.rajiv.com Other interesting reads at that site: Humorous Articles by Maya Chandrasekaran:: Maya Chandrasekaran. Maya is an 18 year college student in Banglore, India (1997 info). Her first novel was published when she was 13. Since then, she has four novels and numerous articles to her credit. And this is my favorite: (lifted without permission from the same site) ARRANGED MARRIAGE: THE SEARCH FOR BEAUTY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ( A collection of tips to find a beautiful wife) If you are a typical, single, Indian man who lives in the USA, the time will come when it will dawn on you that the only chance you have to indulge in wedded bliss lies in the hallowed institution of the "Arranged Marriage". You probably left India when you were twenty-one, having squandered your adolescence striving to get here. At this point, you are twenty-five or older, and have been out of touch with the general Indian female population for more than a decade. All the women you know back home are married. This manual is written for those of you who harbor hopes of acquiring a beautiful arranged bride. quick link for entire story :: http://www.rajiv.com/india/humor/goodwife.asp ************************ b |
| dirk | Posted
on 21-Nov-02 10:20 AM
This is a Gujjju's story..... America Based Confused Desi Escaped From Gujarat Housed In Jersey Keeping Lotsa' Motels Named Omkarbhai Patel Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways Xenophobic Yet Zealous |
| nuts | Posted
on 21-Nov-02 11:55 AM
good one...dirk! so true!! |