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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 01:32 PM
Discussion between George Bush and Condolezza Rice on Hu's appointment
as a leader in China.
HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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| deep |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 01:36 PM
Nice one.
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| dirk |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 01:48 PM
At the end.....Bush "tell me who's the leader of China, for chissake, you ho"
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 01:52 PM
ha ha very funny LS ji!
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 02:16 PM
Aaaaanch!!
LSBro le ni aaja hasaune kasam khaayera aa jasto cha ni!!!
Halllaayo!!
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| NK |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 02:17 PM
Gosh! That was funny LS(d?).
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 03:00 PM
eheheheheheh............
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 05:44 PM
I am glad that you guys/gals like it.
Thanks NK (b?), Poonte, kalankisthan, Dilasha, dirk and deep.
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- iti
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