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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 01:55 PM
man!! this is a helluva cool shit you gotta read!! :)
Ramayana as explained by an American...
So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But like, his step-mom, or something, was kinda pain in the ass and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, Ram, to some national forest or sumthin’. Since he was going, for like, sumthin’ like more than 10 years or so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know...so they could all chill out together. But DUDE, the forest was reeeeaaaally scary shit. Really man. They had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows...so it was fine.
But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita), and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Lakshman, pissed. And you Don’t piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him.. So anyway, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys, dude, and don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys. just go along with me, ok. So, Ram, Laksh and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyway, by this time, their time's up in the forest...and anyway...it gets kinda boring, you know...no TV or mall or shit like that.
So, they decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize that, like, our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve sumpthin’ nice...and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...so they kinda couldn't take him out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps...so it was priitttty cool. You know with all those fireworks. Really, they even had some local musicians play along with the fireworks.. And you know, what, dude, that was the very first, I kid you not, that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks...you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, THAT was how, like, this festival started. Diwali rocks, maaannn!!!
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 01:59 PM
Dilasha,
Hasayoooo yaar!! LOL
Dilasha, back with another bang post Sajha academy awards!! :)
In peace
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 02:05 PM
aaannnchhh!!!
Dilasha jyu, "dhoti faadke rumal kar diya"
Mero din banyo!!!
:P
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| krishna |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 02:05 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahohohohohohohohohhohoho
murcha paryo baaaaa dilasha le........
yestari ta ma kahile ni hasya thina jindagi ma.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dilasha rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 02:12 PM
Not to stuff out the fun or anything, but I must say that the dude sure has many of the facts right, which is a good start! :) Yesterday, I had to give a lecture to the undergrad class on Sudhir Kakar's psychoanalytic take on "The Time of Kali" to explain how and why violent riots occur (his example was the Hindu Muslim riots of Bombay). And for the first half hour, I had to explain what Kali--the goddess and the particular cosmic cycle of "Kali yug"--was all about. Hopefully, the facts will stay in their heads, and ummm they will be able to narrate the stories in some fashion. I must applause the work of the Amrikan dude above, for it's a start! :)
In peace.
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 02:25 PM
Very funny Dilashaji!
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 03:27 PM
Ram Ram!!! Yo nakharmauli Dilashale pani hasauna bhane kya janya chha. :)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 04:24 PM
Hehehehe!!!!!
Ram! Ram!! ????? :)
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 05:14 PM
Chyantey slippy, tunllai/timlai/hoozurlai/ani hajurlai nahasaye kaslai hasaaun ta "swami"? ramechaap ko sainla ghartimagar lai?? :)
mama said, "laugh and the world laughs with you", therefore biyeeeeeesmari haansa la! pet michi michi, ankha ko geda phutta bahira nikliney gari, kaan bata kaney guji plyatta aauney gari, khayeko jatti jammai hwatta okolney gari besmari haansa!!! coz laughter they say is the beeyest myadishin!! :)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 05:16 PM
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
I have read this somewhere before, and it's freshly hilarious everytime!
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 07:42 PM
LAN LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNS * RAM, LSI-man, BUG-rat, and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICS. Once when RAM was only 64KB, he married princess C-ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However, queen CIE/CAE, who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid, and insisted that her son BUG-rat be installed and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and due to FATAL ERROR he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C-ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-wan, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
Attracted by RAM*s stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM politely denied. Perceiving C-ta to be the SOURCE CODE for her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-wan, moved by TRANSISTOR*s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stage and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM*s voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM*s SOUND, C-ta urged LSI-man to his brother*s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-wan
DELINKED C-ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY (or HOME PAGE) to LAN-ka.
INTERVAL
RAM and LSI-man started LINEAR SEARCHING for the missing C-ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR of forest SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful BINARY & BOOLEAN SEARCH techniques to FIND the missing C-ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the WEBWLERS (Insects) and tried
to INFO SEEK something about C-ta. Some of them even shouted YAHOO but they all ended up with NOT FOUND MESSAGES.
Several other SERACH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka.
After doing some local SEARCH, he found C-ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to C-ta. After DECRYPTING the KEY, C-ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around C-ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by using the VIRUS *FIRE*. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle. One of the RAW-wan*s SUN almost DELETED RAM and LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan*s presence on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter.
Thus ends the RAM-ayana.com...
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 07:50 PM
LS-ji,
Baap re baap!!! LOL.....as one of the characters in a movie I once saw called it, Contuper (for Computer) ko bhasa lai ta khassa rup le Ramayan ma takka milai dinu bhayechha tapainle ta!! :)
Valmiki must be turning in his grave, bless his Satya-guyi soul!! ;)
In peace.
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 07:51 PM
oops...guyi=yugi
lau Valmiki budha le maarne bhaye aba!
In peace.
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 08:19 PM
Oops SimpleGalji, sorry to disappoint you, not my usual Originality. I should have put the disclaimer before the article!!!!!
But, I did spotted it, ORIGINALLY.
LOL!
:]
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Nov-02 08:42 PM
LS JI
:]
It is incredibly funny!!! hehe! Made my evening hajur! :)
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 22-Nov-02 07:06 PM
Dilasha:
Om jaya Jagdeesh harey,"swami' jay jagadeesh harey
Bhakta janoh ka sankata, dash janoh ka sankat
Chhyan me dur kare
Om jaya Jagdeesh harey........
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maya ta dui din ko gham chhaya ho, karma le doryai kata lane ho oooooooo
hansi rakhana maya boli rakhana aaaaaaa............
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