| raji |
Posted
on 28-May-01 08:58 PM
Something better...
1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
minutes late
.
6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own
ear.
7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
mind putting that thing away.
8 (philosophical): You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important.
It's what's in it that matters
9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye,
Seattle.
10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95
11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps
changing tempo.
12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."-- Steve
Martin, "Roxanne
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