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| Koko |
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on 29-Nov-02 01:13 PM
Typical Brit Girls Cheat, Brawl and Forget Their Keys
One in six British women have secret affairs and one in seven get involved in drunken fights, according to two new surveys examining 21st Century British ladies.
The unfaithful girls were also adept at concealing their flings, Top Sante’s survey of 2,000 women revealed, with just 25% of their partners ever finding out (while women ‘nearly always’ discovered their men folk’s infidelity.)
Meanwhile, the street fighting drunken girls regularly lost their keys (20%) while 40% of 16-34 year olds confessed to being so drunk on occasion that they had little or no recollection of the night before (Company magazine).
“Women cannot drink like men,” Andrew McNeill from the Institute of Alcohol Studies warned in the Telegraph.
“That is not sexual bigotry, it is medical reality. Those who try are putting themselves at risk.”
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| Koko |
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on 29-Nov-02 01:15 PM
New York Style Puritanism Hits London
A British brewery company was fined £5,000 last week after London city authorities applied New York style anti-dancing laws to two public houses in Westminster.
Inspectors charged both Pitcher and Piano pubs with licence violations after spotting just 20 people dancing on 3 separate occasions, because neither bar had a dancing licence.
“We have spent ages trying to stop people dancing,” brewery spokesperson Derek Andrews complained in the Standard.
“We have signs up everywhere, managers instruct customers; we turn the music down, re-arrange the furniture and so on.
On a personal note, I would like to say that, to the best of my knowledge, spontaneous dancing is not in the top 10 list of great social ills of our time.”
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on 29-Nov-02 01:17 PM
A 30 year old man accused of ripping out 18 of his girlfriend’s teeth when the pair were under the influence of GHB was found not guilty this week after his girlfriend told the court she’d pulled them out herself.
25 year old Samantha Court said she’d been heavily addicted to the drug and had started pulling her teeth out after hallucinating that a luminous green and pink fly had flew into her throat. She said that after struggling to extract the first tooth the rest had ‘seemed to fall’ adding that she’d felt no pain during the incident.
Paramedics called to the house subsequently, found her covered head to toe in blood, surrounded by the extracted teeth. The couple remain together and told the court they have now given up GHB.
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