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| sakshi |
Posted
on 30-Nov-02 07:32 PM
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ... hehehehe
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| choya |
Posted
on 30-Nov-02 07:52 PM
good one sakshi.
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 30-Nov-02 08:07 PM
Sakshi bahini le hasayo.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 12:03 PM
Sakshi
He he!!! That was great! I hope more males and females have read this tongue-in-cheek list!!
:)
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| Soleil |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 01:20 PM
Yo poem ta maile kata kata dui kakchhya ma padhya jasto lagyo ni:) Kyarnu..feri keti haru lai tehi keta haru nabhai nahune....:)
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 01:40 PM
Yeah..I had heard this one before....
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| ruck |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 01:59 PM
Good one Sakshi...
Hehehe Bichara Men..
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 02:08 PM
I agree with most of the descriptions of us listed above. However, I fail to see what the problem is--we still rock, don't we? :P
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| Suna |
Posted
on 03-Dec-02 07:38 AM
We lead you to Believe you rock! :)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 03-Dec-02 08:42 AM
We lead you to believe that you lead us to believe that we rock! ;)
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| dirk |
Posted
on 03-Dec-02 08:59 AM
Poonte Rocks and Suna Rolls....out in laughter!
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| czar |
Posted
on 03-Dec-02 09:16 AM
It is said..
God made the Universe, and the 7th day he rested
God made Man, and then rested
God made Woman, and since then, niether Man nor God has rested !
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 04-Dec-02 02:43 PM
Czar, well well, it is also said that
God made Man first because, u need a ROUGH DRAFT, before the MASTERPIECE!, (masterpiece being us women!) :P
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 04-Dec-02 05:58 PM
OneGirl_123, you rock woman!!! hahaha.....
In peace.
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| czar |
Posted
on 04-Dec-02 06:18 PM
Masterpiece eh ?
Yet..the end of PEACE !
so much for that..
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| jeevan gurung |
Posted
on 04-Dec-02 06:24 PM
Sakshi:
I love what you posted. Yeh, all the men are doggy dog and they love doggy..Same as in KTM, isn't it.
Jeevan
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 04-Dec-02 06:30 PM
Logically speaking, the aphorism above is kind of gay if it's spoken out of a woman's mouth. Since women are God's masterpiece, but men are his rough draft then I presume everybody loves women, regardless of gender. Thus, it follows that women also love women. So, are all women lesbians???
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| Bal Matlab |
Posted
on 04-Dec-02 07:36 PM
Bal Matlab,
Same thing can go for girls also haina ta?? Ki kaso Sakshi..
I mean boys le pani tyo kura haru garyo bhane girls can say that ni. Tara anyway it was a good one
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 05-Dec-02 08:34 AM
SimpleGal...haha yeah we rock! :)
Czar, end of peace? well think about it w/out women ya'll aint nothing! think abotu it hehe
Bhedo, don't speak logically, cause u aint making sense!
End od Discussion! i WIN ;)
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| Freeek |
Posted
on 05-Dec-02 09:58 AM
The problem with girls...
If he TREATS her nicely, she says he lacks adventure
If he doesn't, he is an abuser
If he DRESSES Nicely, she says he loves another woman
If he doesn't, he is a Geek, Moron, a LOSER.
If he wears some provocative dress, he is Gay.
If he ARGUES with her, she gets ANGRY
If he keeps QUIET, he doesn't talk to her anymore
If he is SMARTER than her, he is being OVERSMART;
If she's Smarter than him, she will desert you and go for Smart Men Hunt
If she doesn't love him, he is suddenly a gay
If she Loves him, why doesn't he do whatever she says (SLAVE)
If he doesn't make love with her., she says he is gay (respect doesn't exist)
If he does, he is just interested to have sex with her. He doesn't love her SPIRITUALLY.
If he tells her his PROBLEM, he becomes faggot, who can't even deal with his problem.
If he doesn't, he doesn't share his problem. Conclusion: he doesn't lover her anymore.
If he scolds her, It's an abuse
If she SCOLDS him, it's pride. She can share with her friends.
(I have full control over my man!! Why don't you do that to your man?)
If he breaks the promise, All the men are liar!!
If she BREAKS her, she had never promised in the first place.
(She said it this way and you took it the other way -- your bad)
If he smokes, he stinks, she doesn't wanna kiss an astray, he is losing the sexual performance.
If she SMOKES, it is because she doesn't wanna be "woman in chain"
If she does WELL in her exams, she says "see! told you, we are not any lesser than men"
If he does WELL, that will be "good, you are the man. You are supposed to do it good".
If he doesn't do well, he is a LOSER.
If she hurts him, She is just proving her control over her man.
If he HURTS her, he is women beater, Loser, fag, what not.
Whatever mistakes guys do, he is a Loser. He doesn't make a girl friend, he is either loser or gay. He doesn't drink, he is loser; he is not normal. If he is self-contained, he is loser or gay. If he is in late 20's and still unmarried, he is either gay or loser. If he is in his late 20's, and he is still trying to make his ends meet, he is again either loser or gay. "Look at your friends, he makes such and such, and you make peanuts.... LOSER".
If he doesn't have money, girls don't even take a look at him, "you see I am a cultured girl, I don't believe in going out with guys.. i believe in arranged marriage, my parents will find a guy for me and I will marry him". If he does have money, she will forget all the cultures. She will change her religion in a snap. She won't even mind sleeping with that guy.
It's hard being man. And if that man is not good looking, not successful and not rich, he will be branded as LOSER. Everytime you have to live upto expectations, and try to manage ways to stay away from being branded as LOSER.
Interesting, but If you approach a girl and you are not so good looking and successful, you are LOSER. "You are such a loser, don't you have sister's and mother in your house? go approach them". If you don't approach them, you are still a Loser.."Look at that loser, i am standing her, giving him all the CLUES, and he is not even recieving any clues. What a MORON, LOSER."
Whatever he does, she will always brand him as a Loser.
Even in sajha, Some guys don't have good English (like me :). They want to write something, and once they write their views in broken English, they are branded as LOSER, because the way they write has bunch of grammatical errors. Nobody even care about their views, what they really wanna imply. Nobody ever wanna get into the root. They (some girls) just brand him as LOSER.. "Get the hell outta here loser, first fix your grammar."... If you write in Nepali... you are still Loser. "Look at that loser, he doesn't even know how to write in English, thats why he is writing in Nepali"..
Good or not good, guys are always branded as a Loser.
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| Freeek |
Posted
on 05-Dec-02 10:02 AM
Typo:
If she doesn't love him, he is suddenly a gay
If she Loves him, why doesn't he do whatever she says (SLAVE)
Should read as
If he doesn't love her, he is suddenly a gay
If he loves her, who doesn't he do whatever she says....
(....."whatta loser, doesn't even read before posting" some girls might be thinking)
:)
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 05-Dec-02 10:02 AM
LOL, one more thing, I thought it was funny! (btw, no offense to men out there who are a lil too sensitive!, this is just something funny!) One saying goes: can't live with men, but damn can't live without them, ;)
MEN problems::
MENtal Anxiety
MENtal breakdown
MENstrual Craps
MENopause
Notice something? how problems beign with MEN!
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 05-Dec-02 10:07 AM
WOW FREEK!
heard both sides now! interesting :) nah guys aint losers. Like suna said we lead them to believe they are losers even when they aren't ;) (does that make sense?) o well, good one though Freek!
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| SOULFREE |
Posted
on 05-Dec-02 09:11 PM
haha Freeekazoid!!!
:)
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| Freeek |
Posted
on 06-Dec-02 12:24 PM
Noone read it except soulfree and Onegirl???
Why the hell did i write one long page????
comeon guys, read it, give your views on Guys being called Losers.
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| vivid |
Posted
on 06-Dec-02 12:46 PM
Freek ji,
Kag le kan lagyo bhandai ma afno kan nachami kag ko pachi lagnu bhayena ni.
Who are they to brand you as a LOSER? For them may be but for yourself you are always a WINNER, ki kaso?
Auta bhanai cha ni,
Angreji ma 'I' jahile pani capital ma lekhincha, tyes ko matlab afu le afai lai jahile pani WINNER thannu parcha re kahile pani LOSER nathaunnu re.
'Ma(I)' - sarve sarva.
'Ma' - sorbottam.
'Ma' - sadhai safal.
Yo chain gender balance hai, jasle pani afai lai sarvo thane pachi bhai halyo ki kina tension line?
La khas ta neplingish mai hani diye maile ta je sukai bhanos arule, nani dekhi boleko bani...
Regards!
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| Soleil |
Posted
on 06-Dec-02 06:40 PM
One girl 123..yes maam. God made the males first, the rough draft with the chisel, to carve the female masterpiece.
No pun intended:)
Czar....Ou est tu disparu? :)
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