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| khaja biscuit |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 11:37 AM
Who is this sajha model?
Who is the photographer?
Who did her hair?
Does she use Dabur Amala hair oil?
Or Pantene shampoo?
Or Nivea cream?
Which boutique supplied her clothes?
What are her vital statistics?
How short or tall is she?
When is her birthday?
Is she single or married with two kids?
How old is she?
Why is she not smiling?
Does she work for R.N.A.C.?
Or for Casino Nepal?
Is she a professional model?
Or is she volunteering her services?
Are her favourite colours red and black?
What is her ethnic background?
Kathmandu's newarni or Tanahu's bahuni?
Where was this photo taken?
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 12:03 PM
I think you are supposed to simply smile, return her namaskar and move on to whatever you were set to do. ;)
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| NK |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 01:12 PM
I know all the answers,but I am not telling,
Happy Thanksgiving!
:)
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 02:23 PM
(khaja biscuit, it sounds like U2's "Miss sarajevo"... A great song. I just tried to modify that song in my way)
Miss Sajhapur
Is there a time for the jubilant smile
A time for photographer
Is there a time for oil and shampoo
A time for pedicure
Is there a time for Kohl and lipsticks
A time for those hairdos
Is there a time for boutique and store
and the matching shoes
Here she comes
Heads turn around
Here she comes
To take her crown
Is there a time for volunteering
A time for RNAC
Is there a time for Casino Nepal
Beside modelling for GBNC
Is there a time for "worlds Aids Day"
A time for SAARC and strike
Is there a time for Maoist issues
A time for Women Right
Here she comes
Beauty plays the clown
Here she comes
Surreal in her crown
aaah yeah!!
Is there a time for choosing colors
A time for professional modelling
Is there a time for ethnic background
that would never change a thing
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| Garibjanata |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 03:37 PM
KATI RAMRI,
CHATTAKA PAREKI ,
MADHURA MUSKAN WHOT MA LAI,
AVINANDAN GARCHE DUI HATH JODI SAB LAI,
GAHU GORI,
KATI SAUMVYA, KATI SALIN,
RATO PASHAURA LE BADAN DAKEKI
AAJA BANIKI CHA U SAB SAJJA KA MARDA (khaja biscuit ra kalankisthan)HARU KO
CHAHAT KI KHANI.
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 04:30 PM
Tadyaak Tuduk "dhyantaryaan!!!" toot gaya sapana
wake up! wake up!! saathi, chodi dinus uhako kalpana
chandika uni, bhadra kaali uni, uni nai hun manakaamana
Reality bites, there she is standing, haat ma li roti belne belana
unko ugra rooop dekhera, Tarkeshowor paalman tarshine
unko ugra "chichyaahat" sunda, Nilae-ko bhaat pani sarkine
un-lai follow garna khojne khutta haru sappai tharkine markine
un-lai jishkaauna khojne keta haru ko taalu ma aalu barshine
un-ko red and black color combination, is just a demo version
un ko tyo manda-mushkaan, silver clouds without GARJAAN
Just imagine her garjaan, that usually follows Abhinandhan
Just to tell you, that is not abhinandhan, that is karate ko position
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| Garibjanata |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 04:56 PM
WHA KALIKASTHAN GURU, TAPAI DA JAWAB NAHI,
KASTO KABITA, KATI MARMA , KATI BAVANA, KATI CHOT CHA YASMA,
TAPAI AAJA DEKHI NEPAL KO ASHU KAPI(?) LA,
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| Anand Agrawal |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 07:21 PM
A pretty Damsel
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| khyal_thatta |
Posted
on 01-Dec-02 07:47 PM
Diyo!! Diyo Kalanki le Naramrare Diyo.
K Ho Neekai Kabita Umreera cha,
Kalanki Tira naya Cheya pasal Khulay ko Jasto cha nee?
Anyway who's that girl in Sajha?
Katai saunee ko Chori ta haina?
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 10:22 AM
Who's that girl in sajha re??
That girl is not from sajhaa khyaal jyu.
Sauni ki chori ni hoina. Sauni ki chori sita ta dil "jodidai" cha -- fevicol lagayera.
"Jodai" will be permanent, once i get hold of superglue named marriage. aaanch!!!
Bichari sauni ki chori le ke ko mero "hridaya" todthin ni? Baru, u bhanda pahileka hazaar le todyaachan yo mutu lai. Mero tragedy ko guff hazur le suni bakshiyo bhane, "fut fut" ke runu huncha... hazur lai ke ruhai bho?? remember "boy's don't cry"???
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 10:51 AM
Kya diyo yaar Kalanki ko poem le! Hallais mora, aekdamai hallais...tero hallaune bani pani kahilai chhutena ;)
Musukka hansera, tyo poem kantha pardai...
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| Soleil |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 11:36 AM
Poo...hallauna ta hallayo kalanki bro le...tyo Jokes for Monday Blues ko Heshu lai ta hallai deko hoina feri yo kalanki le......Britney Spears ko nekkid danas herera ?:P hehehhe
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 04:30 PM
Britney spears ta britney spears, aaja ta Britney ko B'day yaar!!!
Happy B'day Britney!!
I know you are lonely, and I am lonely too, you are lonely three...
don't worry, don't worry, i am coming over, just for you my suna khari
Dhoka khola Britney dhoka khola ho
dhoka kholnu pahile "dhantaryaan" khola ho
(meri britney ni taruni bhai... hehe, malai khushi laagyo, sauni ki chori le sunlin ni)
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| khyal_thatta |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 06:20 PM
K Ho Kalanki,
Uelay Chowk ma Tampoo le neekai namaro danak diya jasto cha nee. Ka bata aba saunee ko choree lie choday ra tyo moree Britney tira salkayko? Hos gara hai yo ta Kalanki tira Dashain ma Ping Khelya jasto hoina hai.
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 07:11 PM
"Dil pe mat le" khyaal thatta jyu!!
"Dil hi to hain". Ek jana lai "dil diya dard liya", tai pani "dil hai ke maanta nahi"!
Sauni ki chori lai love sop gareni, Britney lai bhanna man laagcha "dil tera aashik"
Aaakhir yesma "dil ka kya kosoor??"
hoina ta?
Sauni ki chori sochdai holi "Dil apna aur preet parai"
hehe
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 02-Dec-02 11:50 PM
Kalanki lai sauni ko chhori le bhanya:
"kasam ham se khaliya lekina deel ko britney ko dediya".
Kalanki ne bola: "ye ho nahi sakti. bekkar ki bate me mat faso. Tum kya samajti ho mai nepali aur wo dhup wali, ye ho nahi sakati. kabhi nahi kabhi nahi. bakbas ki bate band karake apane kaam karle, mere suntali".
Suntali ne bola: "jo ham sochte wo nahi hota, jo nahi sochte hei wohi ho leta hai, kyaa kare pravoo jo karte hei wo t/jhappad mar kar lete hai."
Kalanki ne jawaf diya: "tum thik kaheti ho, honey. Mei jo bolta hun karta nahi, jo karta hun wo bolta nahi".
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