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| batauli | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 07:42 AM
Sajha person: 2002 Hahooguru - my guru.. no questions no answers |
| Freeek | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 09:00 AM
Batauli, Why Hahoo Guru? why not Sitara, Ashu, Paramendra, Oyster, isolated freak, simple girl, dilasha, NK, Deep, Jira (although Jira doesn't count that much. don't mind jira, but people in sajha don't care about those who write in Nepali. They are somekind of "paakhe", unintelligent, uneducated bunch. some like, the voters in the voting list, whose votes don't count much.) And there is SAN, but he is good only when you are having trouble in Sajha. And, for the god sake, change your name. It sounds like you are wearing some girls dress with the make-up on. You are a guy, and admit it. Freeek!!! |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 09:28 AM
Freek, lets hear others voice, though I am not claiming to be number one. Neither I have asked for it. Well, if majority of Sajhapurian think so, you have to accept the result. I myself don't what great sajhapurian think who should be Sajha Person 2002. We have to go for voting, i.e. monte-carlo simulation. If I have to vote, I will not vote to me, neither I will be applying for number 1, nor will I campaign. My vote goes to HFC President Paschim. His Bhurtel-Gauthali series has sparked Sajha.com and runner up goes to Paramendra. Lets go back and read part of your posting. You wrote: "but people in sajha don't care about those who write in Nepali. They are somekind of "paakhe", unintelligent, uneducated bunch." This line really really proves how much chauvanistic and coward is your brain. You are coward indeed. You read those lines again, its a proof behind your cowardice "gobar le bhariyeko dimag" brain. The denial should not come from you, but, fellow Sajhapurian should prove me wrong. I wonder whether anyone will come to rescue you, well, you might come up in another AVATAR, and that will not be very surprising. Regards. HG |
| Freeek | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 09:50 AM
coward? what? you think it was coward, its your problem. Its hard for your brain to take the fact, run it through the vein and digest it -- what can i do. Who would disagree with me, but bunch of so called intellignet people like you. And DON't YOU FREAKING DARE CALL MY BRAIN GOBER BHARIYEKO. What ever brain i got, is none of your business. If you wanna prove me wrong about that "paakhe" thing, go ahead, Use your intelligence, write the things that would convience me and others. But, don't you fu**ing dare disrespect me. I am not your father's daughter in law, that you got married and abuse. "lets hear others voice, though I am not claiming to be number one. Neither I have asked for it. Well, if majority of Sajhapurian think so, you have to accept the result"\\ this is what you wrote. Read it twice. The only sajhapurian who agreed so far, who claimed you are number 1 is batauli -- and you came up to the conclusion that you are the best in sajha. Now whose dimag is gobar bhariyeko? Prove you are better than ASHU >> He never tried to prove he is the best. Yet, whole Sajhapur knows he is the best. What about Sitara????>> She is not better than you , unless you understand her witty oneliners. Deep>> master story telller. Oys the best, rusty, isofreak, paramendra (unless you think he is not better than you because he has got that indian influence), what about simple girl, dilasha, NK noone writes better than her... and the list goes on. Intelligence, MY BUTT!! |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 10:02 AM
Mr. Freeek, your should read my posting again: where I wrote: We have to go for voting, i.e. monte-carlo simulation. Do you know monte carlo simulation? If you don't know, what can I do. IF you know it, you know that monte carlo simulation does not believe on single vote. .... Rest afai jana. Anata kirete bokuga ureshi. Anata ta Kireru to anata baka da to you koto ga yoku wakaru. Aru Pachhi!?! HG |
| vivid | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 10:03 AM
Ke ho ke, jata heryo tyetai jhagada. Nepali haru milera ekai thaun ma basnai jandainan ki ke ho? Khai yo nepali pakhe ko buddhi pani kehi bikas hola ki bhanera sajhapur ko yatra ma niskeko jhan bhutte hola jasto bho,gali galauj matrai sunera. Lau ta yuddha maidan ma kina hominu, ladaku jui harulai nai chodi dinu parla, hai ta. |
| Freeek | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 10:12 AM
you mean you deny all the things you wrote and concentrate on monte-carlo simulation?? why don't you read your posting yourself and analyze it? mapinko laapin khaa pin mupin tepin aaapin chaapin chipin!! |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 10:17 AM
Vivid Mitra, we are sailing in the same boat. re kya. Tyo freek le lekhyo ki nepali ma lekhne jati paakhe re ... hahha... what can be more enjoyable than this..... Darjeeling ka manche le average educated Nepali le bhanda ramro english bolchan, but, they are the peoples who initiated development Nepali literatures ? If they had to follow Freeek's notion, why would they speak Nepali and promote or work on Nepali literature? "Pakhe" concept that Freek introduced here is by-product of half baked Nepali citizens like Freeks, who studied english but nothing else. Spent 4 years in Nursary, lower kg, middle kg, and upper kg before getting admission to Grade 1. ... call others who went to straight Grade 1 as PAkhe .... .hahahhahhahha... heheheheheh... hohohohooooo.... I enjoyed the definition of PAKHE..... The Nepali joke reminds me: a Nepali dude went to england and returned to Nepal, and the experience he told is that in England Taxi driver also knows English fararararara... kya gajab, not only that even a begger spoke english karararararar.... he was surprised despite of knowing english that much the dude was surprised that the guy was still taxi driver, and other one is still a begger. Why? HG |
| Freeek | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 10:24 AM
Oh, good for your knowledge. Now you can even draw conclusion about how I grew up. This is exactly what i wrote --"(although Jira doesn't count that much. don't mind jira, but people in sajha don't care about those who write in Nepali. They are somekind of "paakhe", unintelligent, uneducated bunch. some like, the voters in the voting list, whose votes don't count much.)" you can scroll and read it. Its the second message. Our popular Hahoo guru analyzed it and drew the conclusion that I meant "Tyo freek le lekhyo ki nepali ma lekhne jati paakhe re ... hahha... what can be more enjoyable than this" It contradicts, doesn't it? what can i say? Ma garchu agra ko kura, hahoo garcha gagra ko kura. |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 10:44 AM
Freek writes: although Jira doesn't count that much. OK agreed. Jira (masala ko jira..): Hatti ko mukh ma jira bhane jastai jira does not count. But, i do care what sajhapurian jira write. No one writes good, no one is perfect all the time, as a member of society whether he is jira or dhede khursani, they have space. This is what I know..... agra ko kura gare pani gagra ko kura gare pani jira counts in kitchen, and in Sajhapura ko kitchen too. Freed: (second part remember there is full stop before this lower case "don't". so lets start referring this sentence.): don't mind jira, but people in sajha don't care about those who write in Nepali. They are somekind of "paakhe", unintelligent, uneducated bunch. So, my concern is "THEY" in second sentence. The "they" = "people in sajha " or The "they" = "those who write in Nepali" what else the "they" refers to ? I would like to see your clarification. if the "they" refers any one in the first two, then, I have not regret for my understanding, i.e. there was no misunderstanding in my part. But, if you have hidden "peoples" in that "they", I could not find direct references here. Lets resolve the misunderstanding part if you think your statement is correct, and if you really honestly stick to what you said before. HG |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 10:46 AM
Errata: "No one writes good" should be read as "No one writes good posting all the time". Sorry for missing part. HG |
| Freeek | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 10:57 AM
What next? A minute examination on the names i mentioned? Whether you become Sajha person 2002 or not, I am sure you can be very good government employee. Give me a break, I am suffocating. Let me get the fu*k outta here and get life.. |
| vivid | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 11:14 AM
Ke ho Freek ji, kina feri bich ma govertment employee lai dosh ni? Sabai lai autai khaldo ma halnu ta bhayena ni. |
| Garibjanata | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 01:00 PM
Although my voice in this forum is very small,almost non-existent and gets dessipated like a constipation ko pad.I still deserve to be voted as the SAJHA MAN OF THE YEAR cause I am the only dude representing the majority of the populace,the garib janatas of Nepal here. |
| RaiderNation | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 02:15 PM
No doubt, it's gotta be Paramendra. I don't agree with all he has to say but this year it's been him who's brought a lot of problematic social issues that needed to be discussed in the sajha forum. It’s Paramendra hands down. |
| Freeek | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 02:28 PM
Vivid. Tapailai bhanya hoina!! :) |
| Prempujari | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 05:25 PM
Sajha person 2002 chai, aru ko, oohi ta ho ni hamro San Jyu!! Uha ko kripa aparampaar. Uha nabha bhe haami ajhai ni stone age ma chat di raa hunthyou hola. Man ko baha pokhne yesto "medium" banaune San jyu ko hazzar jibra bha ka sesh naag le barnan garna sakenan bhane, ma jasto tukshya manusye le ke garna sakumla?? tyasai le, sajha person of the year chai San jyu!! (sanjyu, pugyo ki pugena? ajhai dim ki dose?? aba ta mero tyo sajha chat ma hawaldaar ko job permanent hola ni hoina?? hoina bhane ajjhai barnan garchu hazur ko maha aparampaar ko!!) re kyaa ajha laast ma!!! |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 06:02 PM
Freek's wishes on HG:Whether you become Sajha person 2002 or not, I am sure you can be very good government employee. I wish I was government employee. Indeed I was for 1 year. In that one year, I was example of a best government employee. If you don't believe go and ask at NEA engineering directorate, peoples still remember me how hard I worked..... The reason I was liked was that I was not TAP TIPE governement employee who come to office late and go early, but, I used to come early and return late..... My immediate team leader once requested me to come to office at 8 am and I remember that 2-3months I worked from 8am to 8pm to make the report best. Every Friday they used to staff's meeting and the team leader used to submit the docs. I prepared, while 80% of the staffs used to come to office late and return early. During the consulting season, I remember how heads of different consulting firms (fellow eng. at the department) were requesting me to join their consulting firm after 5pm works..... I wish I were a governent employee and served my country for the betterment of people. Unfortunately, I was only for one year and am no more eligible to be government employee. That is sad part of my story. If I born again as a Nepali, I wish to be government employee, yes, but, not a ghusyaha or kam chor, but, real dedicated and as I used to be in that 1 year period. Well, when I was in another government office, I remember how peoples liked me and how I served them as a goverment employee. That week, when there was a job announcement in PARI PATTI KO office, and applicants were desperately looking for help, I was helping them to ........ to the end. I am sure that I was one of the best and most honest government employee. I remember how I used the free time in the office. Yes, I spent that free time in going through the minute details of manuals and checked each numbers and proposed for corrections, and my once said, "yasto error rahechha". I don't know whether that proposals were included in next version or not, if included it could have saved government'S huge money........... Yes, I went to a village where peoples (two groups) were ready to fight, and I had to be a judge? That was the most dangerous situation if I was unable to resolve the conflicts between these uppallo and tallo tole. Yes, I served them, with my single decision that Italian sponsoring/donor agency could not resolve for months. ............. I am still proud of being a goverment employee even though it was for one year. Yes, I was offered big sums of GHUS when I straightway rejected it and was forced to leave the office, because there were some FREEEKS who smelled money in every and any paper they signed. I gracefully left these FREEKS. I am still happy with that 3 months in that office. Do you want to know another experience of me being a good government employee in another government office, and how I rejected the GHUS again. I have not regret for being government employee and I am again government employee, nepal ko nabhayepani. I know my responsibilities as a government employees. You deserve to GE of another extreme end and I am an example of right end GE. Well, I was surely not a FREEEK goverment employee in Nepal, unfortuantely, I found Nepal has a part of GOvt. employees who are in important position and they are FREEEKS as similar as like you. Aba chitta bujhyo, FREEEK nepali mahanubhav. HG |
| Freeek | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 06:07 PM
Who gives a fk about it? I am not interested on what you would have, should have and could have done. I didn't even read it. I hope you didn't care about my reading it anyway!! Thanks for writing though. |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 06:24 PM
Corrected version: Freek's wishes on HG:Whether you become Sajha person 2002 or not, I am sure you can be very good government employee. I wish I was a Nepal government employee. Indeed I was for 1 year. In that one year, I was example of a best nepali government employee. If you don't believe go and ask at NEA eng. directorate, peoples still remember me how hard I worked..... The reason I was liked was that I was not TAP TIPE governement employee who come to office late and go early, but, I used to come early and return late..... My immediate team leader once requested me to come to office at 8 am and I remember that 2-3months how much I worked from 8am to 8pm to make the report best. Every Friday they used to have staff meeting and the team leader used to submit the docs. that I prepared, while 80% of the staffs used to come to the office late and return early. During the consulting season, I remember how the heads of different consulting firms (fellow er. at the department) were requesting me to join their consulting firm after 5pm part time works..... I wish I were a nepali governent employee and served my country for the betterment of people. Unfortunately, I was only for one year and I am no more eligible to be a Nepali government employee. That is sad part of my story. If I born again as a Nepali, I wish to be a Nepali government employee, yes, but, not a ghusyaha or kam chor, but, real dedicated as I used to be in that 1 year period. Well, when I was in another government office, I remember how peoples liked me and how I served them as a goverment employee. That week, when there was a job announcement in PARI PATTI KO office, and applicants were desperately looking for help, I was helping them to ........ to the end. I am sure that I was one of the best and most honest government employee. I remember how I used the free time in the office. Yes, I spent that free time in going through the minute details of manuals and checked each number and proposed for corrections, and my immediate boss once said, "yati dherai error rahechhan". I don't know whether these proposals were included in next version or not, if included it could have saved government'S huge money........... Yes, I went to a village [first field word: any thing first time has feelings just LIKE A VIRGIN has] where peoples (two groups) were ready to fight: armed struggel (lathi liyear ready pareka thiye] , and I had to be a judge? That was the most dangerous situation if I was unable to resolve the conflicts between these uppallo and tallo tole. Yes, I served them, with my single decision, the problem that the Italian sponsoring/donor agency could not resolve for months. .............. I am still proud of being a goverment employee even though it was for one year. Yes, I was offered big sums of GHUS and when I straightway rejected it and I was forced to leave the office, because there were some FREEEKS who smelled money in every and any paper they signed. The "so called Er." in the same office was so proud to explain to me how he used his FREEEKy trick in getting a NAKKALI certificate of one year internship to get the final certificate from his institute. I gracefully left these FREEKS. I am still happy with that 3 months in that office. Do you want to know another experience of me being a good government employee in another government office, and how I rejected the GHUS again. I have not regret for being government employee and I am again government employee, nepal ko nabhayepani. I know my responsibilities as a government employees. You deserve to GE of another extreme end and I am an example of right end GE. Well, I was surely not a FREEEK goverment employee in Nepal, unfortuantely, I found Nepal has a part of GOvt. employees who are in important position and they are FREEEKS as similar as like you. Aba chitta bujhyo, FREEEK nepali mahanubhav. I am serious. No kidding. I don't care errors in flattering, but, I do care each word in lines that has negative meaning to anyone. Well, I was reading a book on Public Risk Management, and at one point it says: "goverment employees/ resources are for protecting peoples who and when they can not protect themselves". You read this line very carefully, it speaks what a goverment employee means. Around the world, being a good goverment employee is pride and matter of great satisfaction. I will be happy if I ever again get such offer, unfortunately, I can not be offered any Nepali govt. job, because ............... Thank you very much for those wishes. Aru Pachhi!?! HG |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 06:27 PM
Freek: I didn't even read it. I did not write to be read by you. I know very well that you will not read it. But, I wrote it for those peoples who want make distinguish between you and me. I am sure you will very soon change your avatar. You are already outdated FREEEK. Go get a better new avatar, a suggestioin you gave to Batauli is best applicable to you. HG |
| Saajan555 | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 06:54 PM
Hey hahooguruji, Pliz do continue. why can't u be government employee of Nepal. Did u already change ur citizenship or what? I figured out that u do speak Nihongo. Neparujin kara nihonjin ni narimashitaka? Watshimo nihonga Sekai de ichiban hoshi kuni desu. Ganbatte hohoosan. Later.. |
| suva chintak | Posted
on 08-Dec-02 06:54 PM
Sajhapur man of the 2002? I think it has got to be HahooGuru, hands down. He has brought us everything: deep intellect, sharp wit, inclusiveness, boradmindedness, and lots of good cheer! Keep it up Guruji, In Peace! |
| batauli | Posted
on 09-Dec-02 04:32 AM
Jati antar_dwanda bhaye pani... GURUji.. you are the myan..... freeek: names are not to be taken literally.. nor seriously... its all virtual out here.. b |
| Bitchpatroll | Posted
on 09-Dec-02 11:39 AM
HahooGuru Posted on 12-08-02 9:28 AM lets hear others voice, though I am not claiming to be number one. Neither I have asked for it. Well, if majority of Sajhapurian think so, you have to accept the result. I myself don't what great sajhapurian think who should be Sajha Person 2002. Man This is a statement made by a gloating egotisitc person. Yeah I don't consider myself #1 but if others want thats ok with me ? C'mon for real..I know what you are saying( I am the greatest #1 and who are you freak to question it ?) WOW !! This line really really proves how much chauvanistic and coward is your brain. You are coward indeed. You read those lines again, its a proof behind your cowardice "gobar le bhariyeko dimag" brain. The denial should not come from you, but, fellow Sajhapurian should prove me wrong. I wonder whether anyone will come to rescue you, well, you might come up in another AVATAR, and that will not be very surprising. NOw he was not just satisfied with gloating..He had to go insult the person who questioned his position by by making IDIOTIC IMMATURE statement like above. Then he goes on questioning the person's intelligence to feed his own ego by saying..."Do you know monte carlo simulation? If you don't know, what can I do. IF you know it, you know that monte carlo simulation does not believe on single vote" Hahooguru tansho hooke soro ne ! Haahoguru chichai chin chin Desu ?Is that why you have to compensate it with your ego ? It does not suite a senior citizen to be speaking in this tone of voice. You are not a teenager aiight... |
| paramendra | Posted
on 10-Dec-02 05:01 PM
Am back after a little break. This thread got my attention. Just like many other threads revolving around Sajha personalities, I can see this one gethering steam. Not a bad thread to start in December. It would be curious to note as to who gets voted the Sajha Person Of The Year. 20 more days of votes! Roll it. PKB Russellville, AR |
| Biswo | Posted
on 10-Dec-02 05:34 PM
My vote for person of the year is in this order: 1. (Whoelse but ) GURUJI. 2. (Whoelse but) Paschim. 3. (Whoelse but) Ashu. 4.Paramendra 5.NK 6.San For their contribution in their respective fields [That is in making this sajhapur less chaotic and more funny that Kathmandu]. |
| krishna | Posted
on 10-Dec-02 06:00 PM
Welcome back Paramendra..nice to read your lines again.. before voting for anyone here..i guess it would be better to check out the nominees right???? So who are the nominees for Sajha Personality of the year 2002 are: 1) San 2) Sitara 3) Ashu 4) Paschim 5) Paramendra 6) NK 7) Hahooguru 8) Biswo 9) Deep 10) VillageVoice 11) Smsainju 12) Protean Nominees for New Face of the year 2002 are: 1) trikal 2) simplegal 3) czar 4) bitchpatroll 5) najar 6) rusty 7) soleil 8) batauli 9) jayahos 10) jame bonds 11) suna Nominees for the Best humorous personality of the year 2002 are: 1) MP 2) dhumbasse(dumbass) 3) oys 4) Jira 5) Kalanki 6) smr 7) biruwa 8) poonte 9) dilasha 10) orion Nominees for Best poet of the year 2002 are: 1) Sitara 2) Robert Frost 3) Kalinidhi 4) starry night 5) Krishna 5) dirk 6) hard 7) onegirl 8) jira 9) poonte 10) kalanki LETS VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| VillageVoice | Posted
on 10-Dec-02 06:11 PM
I will go by Biswo's list, more or less. Only that he should be in the list himself. But I would also like to add Sitara, Oys_, and Suna somewhere in My Top Ten. Let me add I enjoyed reading new such posters as Suva Chintak, Najar, WY, Poonte, and Czar too. |
| Jhilkey | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 08:48 AM
What on earth is this ? Why do we need to give this award ? And what is the criteria for the qualifications ? Why only these particular people on the list ? And what qualified them ? I can run off a list too..But why is your list better than mine or vice-versa. And the ones that are making the most noise are the ones that are rnominated. Its funny some of these people are dying to get this tittle. Like Paramendra for instance would love to put this tittle on his resume of course. And look at Haahoo character..he went on the offensive when one questioned his qualification. Man O Man this is a very good representation our our country. this is exactly how our government runs..Ko Bhanda Koo Kum !!! As soon as they see a tittle or trophy..their brains shrink to the size of peanut and start acting like they are in kindergarden. |
| jame bonds | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 08:52 AM
Jhilkey funny thing is that the trophy is not even there! This is just an imaginary award! So yes, who should we give this imaginery award to? Why don't we give some award to everyone while we are at it... |
| Bitchpatroll | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 08:57 AM
arey ooo Paremderrr tum kisko ullu banakey Amirca muft mei ghoom raheyho Chaturbaua ? Lara kei Bhai ko Phir ullu banakey free mei safar karraheiho kya ? Everyone who wants to win this tittle should write an essay on why they deserve this. Then people can vote. They have to give us a reason why ? Otherwise it will not be fair. Besides if they want it soo bad let them work for it. Lets have alil fun shall we ? |
| Bitchpatroll | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 09:03 AM
Esp most of us don't know these cyber personas, so it will be a good oppertunity to hear these folks speak..Maybe even run a sort of a column on the side for the ones that want to participate. Put limits on how many words..and lets lets hear what they have to say. |
| Jhilkey | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 09:18 AM
Jame, That exactly what I mean. If guys act like this when there is nothing, just imagine how they would act when they see those $$$foreign aid come into our country. these are supposedly the future of our nation. And these are the very folks that have the higest qualifications as well. some things never change I guess.. |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 09:23 AM
My vote goes to, Person of the year award ( all around person) ............SItara.. ( aankha ma halda ni nabijhaune) :) Beauty of the year...Simplegal and Najar..( they have to show me their pics...so far it is najar, per Jayshamvho.........) funny person of the year ..Jira story teller ...Deep ( as always ) Journalist..Ashu social worker...Trikal.. Long postings with theroms( Sadhyahaaru).....Hahoo guru. Musician...Krishna Essays ..Paschim or NK ( yeha chahi mero man ali Doman bha cha, Paschim tirai dhalkeko cha man ta ...taipani..lets vote here separately.. aaaa!! ke ko kach kach...la!! it is Paschim for sure...) fun with the Gun...Rusty and Oys Nepali bhakta,...Suna and gorato ..share the prize..halla nagarikana... (gorato!! jhelli bha chaina..chupchap leu.nabahye tyo pani Sunalai dinchu..ani thaha paucha..!!) aru pani holan ...they have to wait one more year or write and essay on why i should vote for them, in a convincing way, as bitch patrol suggested... |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 09:26 AM
Oh !! forgot the most important thing here. The essay I mentioned above must be in NEPALI, DEVNAGARI LIPI... No traslations allowed...period... |
| Bitchpatroll | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 09:38 AM
Yo Dumbasse, I guess you didn't get it.. No more lists. If the Sajha Admin. wants they can run a list(cause he is tha BOSS). Just like yours every person that visits this site can run a list like Jhilkey said. That's not going to make it easy for anyone who is going to moniter this. As to your Davanagari lipi thang..most of us don't have the software required to read that text. So lets just keep it simple so everyone can understand. Besides Davanagari is not the official Language of Nepal according to UN anyways. |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 09:50 AM
Bitchpatrol, no!! I didn't get it, i didn't try to get it..,I don't wanna get it i dont want u to dictate me as to who shall i choose or vote... as far as devenagari is concerned, I dont think I said anything about Devnagari bding nepal's official language, but Nepali is whose scripsts are devnagari...romanized nepali works fine too...even though it does sound phonetic..but doable.. |
| Bitchpatroll | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 10:26 AM
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 12-11-02 9:50 AM Reply Bitchpatrol, no!! I didn't get it, i didn't try to get it..,I don't wanna get it i dont want u to dictate me as to who shall i choose or vote... I guess you didn't read ma posting correctly. Once again, you can vote for whoever you want(don't give a rats ass who gets it). all I am saying is let make it a lil easier on the admin. people who are actually going to have to work on this. If everyone brings a list we are talking about hundreds of lists with hundreds of people to choose from. AND ALL I am saying is that Lets simmer it down to 5-10 people. It will make it easier for us to vote and less work for admin folks as well. So let the Games Begin...Bang!!!!!! |
| Rusty | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 10:31 AM
Sajha person 2002? How many categories? You just can't go with one category and opt for Paschim or Ashu ..Sajha person 2002. It's not fair for other sajha actors, who play many different roles everyday. It can't be only one category!!! Ok. I cast my vote for the following people. 1. Nominees for the best male personality Ashu Paschim Isolated Freak Biswo Arnico Parmendra And the winner is—Ashu. Isolated freak is nearly close:) 2. Nominees for the best female personality NK Suna Sparsha Sitara And the winner is – Sitara. No Doubt!! 3. Nominees for the best poet: Sitara Robert Frost NK Ruck And the winner is – Sitara. RF was close enough to beat Sitara:) If any complain, see “To the spirit of thee”:) 4. Nominees for best hilarious writing: Poonte Kalankistan aka Prem Pujari Hahoo Guru Jay Shamvoo M.P. And the winner is – M.P. for “Parmendra Bhagat appointed.” 5. Nominees for the best hilarious actor: Poonte Kalankistan aka Prem Pujari Hahoo Guru Jay Shamvoo This one is tough!!! And the winner is – Kalankisthan:) 6. Nominees for the best newcomer of the year Oys_Chill Krishna Czar Najar Soleil Trikal And the winner is – Oys_Chill for his “Memory lane” Nominees for the best sportsmanship award: Rusty (Ahem) AX DWI Boston_Dude Sanunani Thakar Sharma Shiva Shiva And the winner is -- DWI. Look at his analysis in "Basketball". Nominees for insipidly longer but interesting writing: DUMBASS ASHU And the winner is - Ashu To be continued... |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 10:56 AM
Rusty Bro!! Nice categories there , I did not wanna make it a large one as urs for the fear of making it another insipid one...hehehe..Ho ho ho.ho.ho.( I have committed to laugh like this until X-mas is over ) |
| SITARA | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 10:59 AM
To all Wellwishers: I'm not in the running, for I can't run too fast; my sprint is just a hobble, my jump NOT higher than the last! So leave me out, count me not; let me observe and applaud, eachone's so unique, comparision's a mere thought!!!! Wish YOU ALL WELL!!!!! :) |
| Rusty | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 11:03 AM
Sitara Ji and DUMBASS JI Nice poem there.... I really didn't want to make this lists, but people here seemed desperate about makin the list and cast their vote. I have missed many people here. Sorry hai..No offense... Sorry mama...never meant to heart you Never meant to make you cry tonight I am cleaning out my closet:p |
| batauli | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 11:04 AM
no categories, no groupies, no halla khalla.. SAJHA PERSON 2002: Hahooguru... tamasha khatam.. paisa hazam.... batauli |
| Rusty | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 11:04 AM
Gosh.......Goshhhh Heart = hurt |
| Suna | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 11:06 AM
Rusty: thanks for your nice thoughts but haven't you heard, I simply cannot run my dear. Old age its called or rather settling down and accepting who you are. But I would HAVE to cast in my vote for the best female personality and I think you left out Joie De Vivre who -by far - is a lady with lots of pizzazz! So with her, NK, Sitara and Sparsha (who I thought was a MALE all this time!) in the running, I would vote for Joie de Vivre! |
| OneGirl_123 | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 11:08 AM
Nice catagories Rusty! but for Hilarious person, my vote goes to JAYASHAMVO! hehe ;) have u seen those pics! FUNNY! :) |
| jira | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 11:15 AM
Sparsha bhanya keti po ta , Thuikkkkkkkkkkkka! austi nai dekhi side hanna hunthyo ni.... Aba yo year end ma ayera kina sunako suna lay? Chati matrai polyo yasto chisso ma ..lekhdi lazzzzzzzzza ailey ni Nepali mai thokdeeee... KA KHA GA GHA NGA TERO BAJEY MA ANGREJI DHERRAI NAPADH...... Bhanthey rey kya hamro bajey lay lasta marni belama.... |
| Jhinga | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 12:08 PM
I Vote For ...JAME.. JAME Bonds. for the male personality Internationale` And Poonam Ghimirey for her straight up Slutness Paramendra for Con Artist of the yr Haahoo for talking outta his ass everytime he opens his mouth Who else let me think.....Hmmm Naresh Karki for following Larry Flnt like footsteps |
| Rusty | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 12:27 PM
Suna Ji, maybe I have done few mistakes when I put the list of "the Best female personality." Also, when I say personality, I mean to say *intellectual personality*. However, ." I won't change my mind for the best male intellectual personality. Nominees for best female personality: NK Suna Sparsha ANepaliKT Dilasha Sitara just withdrew her name. I am tryin to find the best categories to nominate these people: Jira, Hahoo Guru ( he deserves one award for sure), Village Voice, Nepe, Deep, Puru subedi, and Bitch patrol, Niharika (Thung girl).... I quit!!!! |
| jira | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 12:33 PM
Rusty bro! jira chai doodhbhaat ho rey kya. Jalley award payeni samawuna deenchan malai. Tyai bhayera malai catagory nachuttawu. Dumba lay payeni merrai, Hahoo, Deep , Parmendra, NK, SItara ..yee sabailey payeni merrai ho. Ma doodhbhaat lai kina dhyappa garnu bekkar ma? , Doom huni haina kyarey!! |
| Rusty | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 12:40 PM
Jira bro, kina attaliyeko.... ma auta category banayera hajur lai auta special award milaihalchu ni;) La tapai... "Sajha life time achievment Award ni" Nominees were Ashu Oys NK Jira And the acedemy award for Sajha life time achievment goes to JIrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa |
| jayaa shamvho !!!! | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 01:22 PM
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| jayaa shamvho !!!! | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 01:25 PM
 President :- biswa Vice President :- Jira Sports minister :- Rusty social and cultural :- Trikal education :- sitara home :- Dhumbass health :- simplegal finance :- Kalanidhi communication : Ashu foreign affiars : Hahoo guru Advisor : San / Oys / Krishna / Isoleted freak / kalanki / Paschim - - - - Aru pachi - - - |
| Kwasamachaa | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 01:42 PM
People need to stop putting up lists. It occupies unnessary space. I think some one else mentioned it earlier. Its a total waste of space and memory. How many of the same repitative lists are we going to have ? This thread is turning into my list is better than your list competition. People need use their head instead of ego. |
| PremPujari | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 01:42 PM
Best Actor: ahem!! Aaafai le aafai lai ke mapaai bhanai bho hoina ta?? (huna ta Dharmendra ko sakkal bamojim ko nakkal Paramendra jyu le jhandai chyapi bakshya tho, tai pani ma bhanda thulo mithun aru ko hola re kyaa!! Paschim Jyu ko latest kunai movie release nabhako bhayera uha es paali nominate hunu bhayena -- natra mero ta bajai dinthe ni baja, paschim jyu le.) Best Actress: Ko hola ni? Sajha movie ma jhaki jhakaau jham jhama jham chamki bakshine Sitara jyu, Simple jyu, Dilasha Jyu lai yo purashkaar bitaran garinecha. (Award share nagarne bhanera Simple jyu achel bepatta hunu bha cha, Dilasha jyu bhane rishayera khutta bajardai sajha bata exit hunu bhaa cha... uha ko re entry nayaa naam baata huncha re bhanne khas khus kata kata kunchai posting ma uha kai mukh baata sunaa the... Hope she comes back re kyaa, Heroine haru haraaye bhane ta, haami jasto hero le kyaarne ho sajha ma???) Best Movie: Posting of SAJHA, saga of love and war. Almost 2 years bho, sappai movies lai lachaar pachaar paarera yo movie le sajhapur ma tahalkaa machchaa cha. Best Director: Jira jyu, uha nabhayeni uha bhaa ko mahashush huncha. Always low profile raakhne, Tara uha le chodya kura notebook ma cut and paste garera save garnu parne. Khatara director. Jhan uha ra Trikaal jyu ko combined effort bho pachi ta, sajha gaa ko gai ko, Z direction ma. Best Music Director: Soleli jyu ko guitar retai, ani kishne jyu ko murali bajaai ka saath, khatara khatara Geet sajha ma posting gare baapat, Soleli-kishne ko jori. (who else??) Best Lyrics writer: Ajha bhanum best poet, khyaal thatta garya hoina, SITARA jyu jasto kabita chodna sakne maanche maile dekhya chaina. Sirak, takiya, dasna dekhi liyera, man parne kura, man bhaachne kura, sappai ma jordaar ka saath Kabita chodne Sitara jyu le best lyrics writer napaaye, kolle paaune??? Katti kabita furyaa ho -- ma ta "kinkartabyabimudh" bhai sake. Ajha jhan yo snow days aaye dekhun ta, uha ko raftar 3 lines per posting bata 20 lines per posting pugya cha. :) . She even pachaaring Robert frost yaar -- Robert jyu lai chai santona upahaar -- heater, traditional nepali makkal. Naam nai Frosty cha, yo jaado ma bicharo lai katti jaado hune hola... Best Male Playback Singer: Rusty, hai hai hai?? aru ko hunthyo -- chaine jo, OYS ko hisaab ma uha jasto Gaayek nai chaina re -- ajha tyo asti live Eminem sunyo pachi ta aru ko naam nai aaudaina, mero mukh ma. Best Female Playback Singer: Simple girl jyu, aru ko hunthyo? Hindi gana ko bhandar, 300 GB geet ta uha ko harddrive mai store cha re... Kasto madhur swor naani ko -- kun saabun le ghaati dhune hola, thaha paaye ma ni dhunthe. Best Villian: Ko hunthyo, Anand Agrawal sibaaye. Sappai ko kansiri ko rau tataune?? Best Comedian: Jay Sambhoo jyu le paaunu huntho, tara uhalai best comedian bhanda ni Best Image Linker ko award dinu parcha. Best comedian, Who else but Poonte?? katti guff aaune ho? 3'3" ko manche le etti JOKE hanla bhanera chita ni thina -- Jokes for the monday blues le prove garyo ni aaaanch!! Best Supporting Actor: DumbassJyu.. He never starts the posting. Tara harek posting ma uha mithun. Katti hallauna jaanya ho? Huda huda ta hamro Trikaal jyu lai ni hallai di ra -- Bho ta??? Best Supporting Actress: NK jyu, Tyaam tyaam ma aaunu huncha, ":P" ka saath ma euta ghata laagdo line chodnu huncha. Ani gaayeb. (Seriously, she is one of the best writers in Sajha... achel kata ho kunni -- anniversary honeymoon ho ki kyaa ho?? Ki dalla saboon le luga dhudai fursaat chaina?? Best Choreography:Aru ko hunthyo? San jyu baahek hamlai kathaputli jastai nachaaune, aru ko hunthyo?? (kathaputali jasto ta ma asti naache ni, gbnc ek din bandha bhaa ko, maile 1000 choti reload button thiche hola.. hehe) Lifetime achievement: Ashu Jyu, Janme dekhun uha ko posting dekhyaa chu. Achel vacation ma bhaye pani, vacation bata uha farkepachi uha ko posting padhna lai katti choti RELOAD thichnu parne ho, tyo mero keyboard ko F5 key lai matrai thaa cha. (Vacation siddiyena bhanya??) Critics award Best Performance: Isolated Freak jyu, Lekhne matrai Khatara bhaye hunthyo ni, uha ko photography pani khatara bhanya. Raati aaune, din bhari sajha ma chaaune, uha lai yo award na de kollai dine?? Best Story: Bhannu parcha ra? Deep jyu baahek aru ko hunthyo. Always his "heater", aru sappai fan bhayepani. Gbnc New Face: Girl interrupted, she has a record for posting 300 messages in about 4 hours. ko hun ni ti naani. Sensational Debut: Oys Jyu, huna ta manche puranai ho, tara uha ko kahile guitar bajai ma debut huncha, kahile hikus ma, ta kahile bihana 5 baje, ta kahile memory lane ma, kahile dark side of the moon ma. Jahile ni brand new roop liyera aaucha. Aru ke ke cha hazur ko roop, dekhaam hazur. Best Action: Hahoo GuruJi, doesn't he Hahoo? Huna ta Action ma ta Suna jyu ni kam hunuhunna, napattyae tyo "malai nashodha" thread padhi bakshiyos ta... Best Dialogue: Jira jyu ko dialogue lai kolle bhaayune, ani feri Sitarajyu ko Indirect dialogue ta chunai nasaakne. Bhedo jyu ko Direct dialogue ni polne. Bepatta polcha uha haru ko dialogue.... Best Screenplay: MP jyu (thopla ki bina thopla thaa chaina, tara tyo Paramendra jyu disappointed thread ma uha ko screen play dekhera sabbai Behosh... reload garna ni napaune gari uha ko posting aa thyo) -- paaketmar kata marecha?? jiskyaa hoina, satte bhanya ho. |
| Bitchpatroll | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 01:51 PM
Yo Kwasa what ? Thats what I'm talking about ma man. I guess these folks don't have brain to comprehend. PEOPLE DON"T LISTEN..Like Jhilkey said man. Hifi to to Jhilkey for speaking up yo. But the donkeys here do not comprehend what can I say.. |
| Rusty | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 02:03 PM
Prem Pujari Jyu Thank you!! Thank you!! I am not prepared for the speech though. tapai lai pani maile auta award ta diya thiye. malai pani diyeko ma dhanya baad:p Aba..best playback singer bhani halnu bhayo...aba tyo chat ko jastai feri yaha pani dinu paryo ni haina: tyo Eminem ko song... His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy (music) There's VOMIT on his AWARD already, FAN's spaghetti (music) He opens his mouth but the words won't come out He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime |
| SITARA | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 02:07 PM
Freedom of words, will and actions! Can we but understand the concept and connotations? The simple joys of idle guff is as nourishing as the tediously looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong threads of political jargons and conscience salving desh-bikaash lingo! IMAGINE, there is no [cyber] heaven, its easy if you try, no hell below us...above us only sajhaites! SO LET BE!!! |
| PremPujari | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 02:15 PM
Sitarajyu, Tyahi ta bhanya, Man ko kuro sararara pokhidinu bho!! That is exactly what I think. Hazur ko fyaan- nai ta ho ni, bistaarai bistaarai hazur ko hawa ghusdaicha -- mero Soul ma!!! |
| Rusty | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 02:22 PM
Sitara Jyu I hear you:) |
| Damodar | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 03:31 PM
Man there sure are a lotta ass kisser here in this site. Prem and Rus sucking it up hoping they'd get a peice..HaHa And then there are Gloaters like Haa_who, Parmeikyu who want that tittle sooo bad they are ready to murder someone for it. This is really funny..ha ha ha And there is poeple like Jira who are discovering new things like who's who. And thereare poeple like Jhilkey are are Genuinely concerned about their country and people. And last but the the least there's people like BP who are more like tack dogs... This is bizzare |
| OneGirl_123 | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 03:36 PM
Damodar?? ass kisser huh?? i dont think people take this as seriously as u think they are! chillout.... :) |
| Rusty | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 04:03 PM
Damodar Keep sluring down to the fullest...you have whole freedom of speech:) |
| NK | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 04:55 PM
Hell yeah! I want to write the essay why should I be the Person of the Year! If Time magazine has one, then why shouldn’t Sajha? As a matter of fact, I want to write two essays if that is what it takes. Quantity, my dear, quantity. If you have not figured that out already. I have a sneaking suspicion nobody would dare to write an essay. Quite frankly, I know all the above-mentioned “Sajha Personalities” do think it is beneath them. I mean, let’s be real. Do we know what kind of people frequent this place? [Yu hoo! Anand Agrawala!] Who are our peers?[ What qualification does one have to have to post here? [Thong bikini, anyone?] Where is the peer review?[Where are all the Ph.D. candidates or/and those who rejected offers of Ph.d.s. Where is Paschim when we need one to verify on this matter? ]If you discount professional glorifiers’ glorification, we don’t know if it is even remotely palatable to a reader. And, above all what is actual reward? Is raja of Sajha is going to come down from his perch, smoothing his purple robe with one hand and patting his pet lion to give The Person a gold-plated plaque or something? Or is he going to make The Person his bajir? Is there some sort of cash involved -even a monopoly one? Is the Person of the Year going to get a swank deal to write for New Yorker? Forget about the New Yorker. How about The Globe? You know right next to a write up about three-headed baby who was snatched by a Martian who was actually exiled by the King Tut because he was having an affair with Nefertiti? Being a sucker I am, I still want to compete with any Ashus, Paschims, Biswos, Isolated Freaks, Sitaras, Sunas, Poontes, et al. of Sajha. Bring them in!! Let the show begin! To hell with naysayers such as Damodar!! |
| PremPujari | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 07:53 PM
NK jyu, Waiting for your essay!! Two would be better. :) Aba Kejaati Kisser bhanne naam laagi haale pachai, alikati ke jaati kissing dekhai dim na ta haina ta.... "Hazur NK jyu, hazur ko gala sukyo ki, siya siya bho ki, thanda magaam ki garam magaam, kulfi, icecream ke jaati lyaam hazur ko sewa ma... cool down garauna,... ye hoina, don't step there, tyaha kaada cha ... aadi ityaadi" Pravu ko saran ma!! kissinger!!! LOL!! (aafailai haaso uthyo) |
| PremPujari | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 08:13 PM
Damodar, Rusty lai number one kisser bhanya ki malai bhanya? Make that clear. cause I am sure rusty doesn't wanna fight with me about this number game, and I don't wanna fight with him either. So just make it clear, who is number one and who is number two. What say Rusty? Number one hune Golden oppertunity aa cha!!! "You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo" |
| oys_chill | Posted
on 11-Dec-02 11:56 PM
damodar, and few other serious posters on this thread, hoina hajur haroo lai JEALOUSY Bhako ki KANCHAT KO RAUN TATEKO????? common now, are u taking this thread literally......k bhanne, dui char akchar chinnu bho bhandai ma aroo ma yetro bairya? yeso lighter vein le ni sochdim na kaile kahi hunna ra? on second thoughts, besides the five senses u got, u need to develop the sixth sense, the easiest one> its called the sense of humor....GROW UP NOW........if u can't, take some calcium pills and grow up fast buddies! or else with yor grave intentions, aadi jowan nai nabitaudai, u might end up in the graves ;) don't take life seriously, for u r not gonna get out of it alive re kya ;) khoi kalle bhanya ho... OYS Rusty dai, hajur le harek female category ma najar lai kina najar nadya ni ;) ki is it sth personal re kya ajha last ma ;) |
| DWI | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:18 AM
Honestly, I just think the whole thing is STUPID. But as Oys said, just for the fun of it, why don't you guys start a Quick Poll to vote? As the Quick Poll takes only 4 nominations, you all should arrive to a final list of nominees in this thread. I don't goto too many general threads, so I dunno much of you guys; but if I had to nominate the person who'd come to my mind are: NK, Hahoo, Ashu, Paschim, Paramendra, Rusty, Logical Sense, Deep, Poonte, SimpleGal etc. Somebody was complaining about coming up with new list everytime, sorry about that. But before you create the Quick Poll, its better to decide the final nominees here. I missed a lots of other Quality posters, but these are the people that have left a significant memory in my mind. What 'bout you? |
| batauli | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 02:01 AM
hey bhagwan.... maile suru mai SAJHA PERSON: 2002 - Hahooguru lai banaisake pacchi ke ko jhagada ho... ? Ki Maathi Gyanendra Shah kai chhaap laayera lyaunu parne... ? Tyasai guru jyu sita khyal thatta garna po yo gareko.. yetro jhagada garna ta hoina ni.... feri pani Sajha Person 2002: HahooGuru.... If you dont like it.. get your own award show.... b |
| PremPujari | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 07:32 AM
DWI jyu, With all due respect, The term "quality posters" is so vague. There are no such thing as quality posters. Yet there are posters, who are qualified by every individuals. I have a list of good posters inside my head. I am sure, its not as same as yours. You know, people who read Jane Austin, most probably don't read Sidney Sheldon. They might brand him as the cheapest writer, the worst writer. It doesn't mean that he is NOT a "quality writer", but some people prefer denying it -- so who is the quality writer? ask the fan. My whole point is, Who are the quality posters in sajha anyway? I'd rather go for short postings than longer ones. So, in my opinion, whoever writes long postings are unqualified as a writer, and whoever writes short postings are quality writers. Although I can't deny the fact that those posting I avoided, could be "quality postings". I don't believe in people who analyze various subject in their postings, whether it is politics, or love. I personally "HATE" those people who analyze certain subject. All they do is add 2 and 2 and make 99 -- draw the conclusion without the mere sense of reality!!! To me, the quality writer is the one who comes in and writes one punch line -- that would make my day. |
| oys_chill | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 07:58 AM
eheh..prempujari jyu, kasto serious? ki aaja bihan uthna birsya ho ;) |
| SITARA | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 07:59 AM
Prem Pujari ji One punch on the rocks to start your day! :P |
| PremPujari | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 08:14 AM
"One punch on the rocks to start your day! " >>> PUNCHLINE OF THE DAY!! now i can go shovel the snow!! (I wish i had a snow plower) |
| Rusty | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 08:36 AM
Prem Pujari Ji I can't be an a** kisser....I have high sense of gagging as you can see I have already vomited on the award I received:) So, you take the chance while I miss the opportunity that comes once in a life:p Regarding Damodar, I have already conveyed my noiseless caveat to Damodar; if he appears again and starts his twaddle, I won’t be too far behind to blow his opportunity. |
| Rusty | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 08:40 AM
NK Jyu, Devils Night ... I came back to rule this time I came back to take what's mine...haina ta???:) |
| Rusty | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 08:46 AM
Oys Jyu, Yes, people needs to develop 7th sense (Love for others is my 6th sense), which is sense of humor:) Najar not receiving my vote is obviously because of her efficacy in Sajhapur. She needs more social work:) Aba, personally bhaye ta mero "bhitra" ko vote ta Najar lai cha ni;) |
| Damodar | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 08:49 AM
All right all right! I was just kidding people take this site too seriously..Does ha ha sound serious too you guys ? Everyone is accusing me of taking this literally whereas I was totally joking. But Nk seems to want this too..Now the dimention has totally changed. Before it was two way tug o war between Haa-Who and Parmeikyoo. Now Nk want a peice of the pie too...We are waiting to hear from our supreme leder, GBnc Man of the yr 2001 Lets get our Mojo's working now shall we ? |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 08:59 AM
PP raises few issues which made me write : "Quality posting" Sajha Person 2002 perspectives: When we are talking about Sajha Person 2002, its like there are many silent peoples who can write much better than most of the sajha posters? Are we trying to say that those who "CAN WRITE BETTER POSTING" but, don't write? No. Overall Quality poster at Sajhapur for me is those particular personalities who are a. peachers in this forum : those who bring new topics that is relevant to us in overall to hang around here. e.g. the monday blues... Kalanki Poonte .... the thread was so slow but so much entertaining.... Poonte and Kalanki plus other associates are great posters in that particular thread. b. great batters: Well, Paschim and Ashu are probably the home land batters, who appears on 4th number when all ... are occupied, and when the 4th bat man e.g. Ashu and Paschim including Biswo join the threads, the thread used to get 4 straight home scores (i.e. 100s of posting follow ups). VV, LS, TA, DWI, .... many more are good batters. c. NK: when she throws her poems, who is going to skip her postings? I guess no one. d. Sitara: She is probably the first one who taught the best use of Hazur to write when you have satisfaction or dissatisfaction.... who can be offend her humorous use of "Hazur", except Ashu: who accused her ... I consider its Ashu's personal ego. e. Paramendra : .... I liked one thing when Paramendra challenged his critics when they asked about Badri Prasad Manda's nurse campus rape rumor (in fact Mandal resigned??), by telling that Mandal is a public figure, they have full right to raise the issue and find the truths. He deserves my hat-off salute. Paramendra did not try to defend Mandal but recommended his critics to go ahead and find the truth. Paramendra is out spoken person and he brought many issues that we as Nepali citizen have missed. f. Batauli is also nice guy. He has highest tolerance, he does not blast peoples who does not follow him, but, he is also quality poster in the sense he sticks to what he want to say. We also need guys like him who can stick to things when they think they are right. Lets not forget the highest result of education of tolerance. Those who are not educated well are least tolerant peoples. g. Sally.....ANepaliKT, Najar, .... SimpleGirl, Chipledhunga, are I think good midfielders. h. story teller Deep, ??!, Chipledhunga, Gandhi ji, plus many more ..... have played important role .... i. Ananda Agrawal are a kinda of peoples who run the rumors of Ritik Roshan case in Nepal. Beware of them. I think these peoples also justify a society. Because of such peoples we learn tolerance, and we also learn to find the truth. AA in sajhapur, who seems to be nakkali AA, and sometime he is MadMax... and what not.... He is helping us to avoid misuse of our emotions or ..... Bad peoples means, we will get chance to know the loop holes in our society, avoiding big disaster. When a society enjoyes completely cool peace for a long time, peoples say that society becomes negligent and may suffer a big disaster... If there is no bad, we don'T have reference point. AA does not deserve to be positively in top 10, but, he deserves to be in another kind of 10list. If he is committing a crime he deserves a punishment that fits his crime. He is infact defaming women, and god bless him, he will correct himself one day, if possible he should stop defaming women. I will follow the idea of that Banaras University 'S founder and fund raiser's answer to peoples why he is collecting money from brothels? Whatever number of quality posters, we can select one best out of what we have. Japanese say : "aru koto de tatakau" (afu sanga je chha tya bata puryane, rin line hoina). Lets not dismiss that there no quality posters, and we are talking about quality poster out of those available posters in this year 2002. Lets also not forget that Miss World is selected who has best combinations of all body parts to knowledge (the IQ test at the very end). So, for me a Sajha Person should be the one who was fit everywhere posted stories to comments to catch throw pitched, batter....., we came to Sajha in hot day, in chill cold winter, in drought, in rainy day ...... kept Sajha alive..... Overall Sajha Person 2002 should be the one who is really representative in all most all spheres, s/he might not be great in each individual items, but, s/he who had best overall performance ........... And, to honor those who are best in specific areas can be honored with special categorized awards/titles just like in Miss World: best dress, best body, best nose, best lips, best big mouth..... lamo haath... ityadi ityadi.... Well, who like to read it, read it, my appreciation go to you, but, those who don't have interest on long posting or don't have time to read it, its hard luck. The google reports that there are 1600000000000000000000000000 web pages in the cyberspace. Aru tokoro de tatakai masyo. Resource le bhya samma garou tara Rin/loan ma nadubau, euta priority ko kaam garnu parne thauma yo Sajhapur ma sabai thread padhera samaya khera nafalau. sabai posting sabaile padhne bhanera sochnu ke kalpana matra ho, ani tyo kasaile garer nai dekhauchu bhancha bhane tyo murkha ho. ...... HG |
| PremPujari | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 09:20 AM
Damodar, What is "Haa-Who and Parmeikyoo". Why you hiding things-- comon open up-- you can take names if you want to. There is no harm in it. you can even curse on me if you can. you don't have to change my spelling. Its all there.. just copy the spelling --If that Parmeikyoo is PremPujari, then Prempujari is noone but me. Let me tell you one thing, don't try to aggravate the situation. We are cool here... There is nothing like TUG of war or some shit, that some jackshit oppertunist states to get the recognition. You just go out and read the Einstine's Relativity theory -- it applies everywhere... You and I are sitting in the two differnt frame and what you see is differnt than what I see. Simple. One of us is right. About NK jyu, JOKE OF THE CENTURY>>>"Nk want a peice of the pie too...We are waiting to hear from our supreme leder, GBnc Man of the yr 2001"... NK wants piece of Pie re hahahahah...!! I haven't heard anything funnier than this... She has friggin' pie factory and she wants friggin' piece of pie? can you guys believe that? come on Damodar, straighten your shit man!! |
| Damodar | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 11:25 AM
Prem Pujari is Haahoo's Psuedo.. Oh boy !! I recognise the style of writing and quoting scientific theories just like Haa-Who ? And posts right after him too. What doe theory of relativity have to do with Sajha ? Show us the relation. AND yes we are two diferent indiviuals lest you forget, and of course can have two different opinions for sure. Right about what ? I DID NOT DISTORT YOUR SPELLING PREM I distorted Haa-Who spelling and you are taking it a lil too personal. And you said you can curse me but don't change my spelling ? WELL I DID NOT CHAGE YOU RSPELLING. |
| KaLaNkIsThAn | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 11:47 AM
what? okay, whatever Damodar!! But you know whats the funniest thing?? Hahoo and I are the same person????? Hahoo jyu, is that the compliment??? if you didn't change my spelling then who is Parmeikyoo??? |
| Jame Bonds | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 11:58 AM
Kalanki, I think he's talking about Paramendra don't get paranoid dude. |
| Poonte | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:07 PM
Guess what? KALaNKI'S back!!! Hip, hip...HURRAY!!!!!! |
| Yatree | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:14 PM
... PremPujari reveals his identity ... Kalankisthan! |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:25 PM
kasto lagyo ta ..uta lies ma badhta satyabadi bha bhera yi ..yeta hamro kalanki ko punaragamnle sara sajha pur jhyaaaaaaaaaaaaap dekhiyeko cha..kaso...tyanki ko pani ma churlumma dubera..HOHOHOHO:) |
| prempujari | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:31 PM
HEHE POO DAI, kyaarne, automatically login bha ko ma KALANKI po log in bhayecha. Ke ho ke ho.. Bujhnai gaaro bho... PremPUJARI login hunu parthyo.... laagyo yaar malai.. JAME BONDS jyu, Rishani maaf dude... Paranoia ta janme dekhi ni. Ke garne. aushadi chaina??? yatree... MISKIT yaar!!! Tyank ma paani chaina dumbasss jyu.. hehehe |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:37 PM
M******i kalanki :P ...pheri bepatta huna lagyo :( |
| Yatree | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:42 PM
HaHa... HoHoHo ... Now, cotinuing on Khutta_tanne_kaam ... Earlier, PremPujari wrote: " now i can go shovel the snow!! (I wish i had a snow plower) " Since you need to shovel the snow, you must have a house, If you have a house, you must be married ... [ ... you are not gay ...] Now, what about the Suni ko Chhoree? :) Gotcha :] |
| Yatree | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:52 PM
Damn, should have been "Sauni ko Chhoree" ... |
| prempujari | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 12:56 PM
Yatreee, You are wrong all the way..... hahaha!!! Let me just tell you i am neither married, nor GAY... hehe!!! RAAM RAAM!!! |
| Yatree | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 01:01 PM
Tyo LOGIC 101 ko joke arko thread baata lagai dya nee ... |
| Bitchpatroll | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 01:07 PM
Now now ..now Haahoo takes a u-turn on his opinion about who actually deserves it. His actually does not include himself(mapai) in the list ? why ? Did you get enlightened or something ? Cause that was not your position at the start of this thread. You went off this dude who questioned if you deserved the tittle. Why this sudden change of heart? And don't tell me its due to some sort of terminal illness ... |
| Rusty | Posted
on 12-Dec-02 02:15 PM
Hahoo Guru I must defy on what you said….. Ha ha ho ho he ha ho …. Guru ko haddi ta daro jasto cha… Japan ko karate na paryo…. a a a Anyways, I fully DISAGREE with your idea about selecting ONE best out of what we have. As mentioned before, your idea will certainly DISCOURAGE other quality posters, who play different roles daily at Sajha website. C’on hahoo ji… we all come here - -slacking work, delaying school homework/assignments, taking break from baby-sitting etc- - to amuse ourselves and maybe entertain others. It maybe part of our fanatical deed, but we all have A REASON to be here to immerse so deep into this virtual sea, as it is bona fide. So, what’s the problem with giving everybody a credit for his/her right doing? Somewhere in a thread, I saw somebody proclaimed top ten reasons why “Sajha website represents the whole Nepal.” Over the years, Sajha has become such an enriched and diversified society, setting its own norms/traditions/cultures. So, we can’t mingle all different traits and personalities of Sajha into an array of single entity. Say for instance, you can’t include Ashu into a humor thread like “Jokes for Monday blues.” It sounds awkward, doesn’t it? Similarly, I won’t anticipate Hahoo Guru to come to my Basketball thread and give some radiant analysis on when the Dallas Mavericks will start its losing streaks. NK must be acknowledged for her own area of expertise, and so does Najar; so does Poonte and others...... How can you select ONE person out of so many diversified personalities/characters? Take Sajhabaasis as Hollywood celebrities, not just the participants of Miss World or whatever. My bottom line is - bestow every quality posters positive reinforcements, with or without an award, to boost up his/her self-esteem for whatever they divulge in public! None of us, those who are noticeable, should be discriminated and become the prey of earsplitting voices of Sajha. |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 02:00 AM
Rusty, whatever length you go. You can still select only one "The Sajha Person 2002 " out of so many. You have to do it ..... )hehhehe I am forcing you to do it? If you don't participate, we - you (minus you) will do it. If such all Sajhapurian will retract from this voting, still, there will be at least two: one Batauli and hahahha , the Batauli's candidate .... Whether you pariticipate or not, the result will be published by Batauli, the proposer of this thread...... You will have to accept it.... or make a noise like Girija is doing .... Don't follow Girija's foot steps.... "Hami chunab ma bhag linnou, yadi rukh chinna hamle paunnau bhane... " after a week he corrected: "hami ta prajatantrik party hami le chunab ma bhag naline kurai chhaina..." his chamchas "Bimarsha and Deshantar" recently wrote that "Girija babu le Republican ko kura ta khali raja sanga ko rish po pokheko tani, sachhikai republican garna bhaneko hoina ni.... kya manche haru pani ...." Tyastai Rusty le afno dissatisfaction ghumayera danak diye jasto chha ni tyo Hahoo!ligan Guru lai.... Hahoo!Guru ko haad daro chhaina ho pravo, don'T hit him so much.... yo cyberspace bhayera po, sat samundar pari ko yo Rusty sanga CyberKarate khelek, natra real world ma bhe ta "rusty" ayo re bhane pachi ta jhyal syal banda garera, chukul thokera mare jiudai na nahune gari khat muniko ek kuna ma lukera bashi halthe ni hou yo Hahoo!Guru ta. Yo Cyberpur bhayera po ta ni, chamkeko .... Yo Sajhapur ma rusty le thokeko goli le Hahoo!guru ko right hand ko pakhura chhedera barbad paryo ni. Hahoo!guru kasso lefty parera po ta natra bhe ta disabled bhai haltho ni ..... J hos. Guff mardai rakhou. Ek "The Sajha Person 2002" chunou. Maile ta tyo Paschim chela yane HFC President lai bhaneko ho. Kaha gaye ti gorkhali khoi? Abasya pani kunai arko avatar ma liyera lukera hami lai joker banaudai chhan. Katai yo rusty nai Paschim ta hoina bhanya? Ho bhane sutukka chha ni HahooGuru@Yahoo.com ma malai thah deu na. Huna ta yasto "sutukka " kura garna nahune ho, tara ke garne Yahako chalan nai Avatar Ferirahanu parne. Content bhanda pani kasale lekheko bhanera manche pachi lagne haru dekhi, avatar naphere k garne ta? Hain ta Paschim ji, haina ta Kalanki ji.....(PP?) LLCCMGarne kura ko B4 Gara la. HG |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 02:05 AM
BP: Haahoo takes a u-turn ... You go and read my very first posting. Whom did I nominate my preferences? Tyasai dosh nadeu na ho. Tyati ka kura twist nagari deu ta. I am still confident that what peoples will vote here will be acceptable to all those who have some tolerance, and have learned to make right from Al Gore, even when the truths are blurred. Lets give respect to time and put one Great "The Sajha Person 2002". HG |
| najar | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 08:35 AM
HGji, ma paschim ko spokesperson ta hoina, but i hear wahan nepal bhraman ma hunuhunchha re, or atleast hunuhunthhyo--saathi haru ko bihe khana ....hamro rusty chahin Northeast ko phalaame Rusty parnu bhayo, not paschim. Gurujyu dilemma ma parya dekherea maile binti chadhain diyeko thhaha bhayeko kura since both Rusty and Paschim happen to be my friends. |
| Rusty | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 08:42 AM
Hahoo Guru Ji Tapai pani ghaite, ma pani ghaite bhayo.. Tyo karate chai nakhelau hola aba dhekhi. Tapai lai kick handa ta tapai ko haddi le mero khutta nai bhachiyo... ba. aaaiya... Anyway..whatever people say… either this is a zany act coming out of Guru Ji’s maniac in HA- HO action or our desperate curiosity… This is nice thing to do:) I believe everybody in Sajha has an eye on this thread. Did you notice pamendra bhagat --who had ‘vanished in space without any trace’ for few months --made his come back for this thread. Aba...electing one man/woman, who do you think are the eligible candidates in Sajhanagar? Give me “four” names of eligible candidates, excluding you coz you’re in election committee;) hahahaha!!! Then put their names in the quick poll section out there. Again, as you said, the person must be all rounder. If you select Paschim, he must be able to answer questions on NBA, NFL, or any other sports. He must be able to write epic poems, he must be able to write humor/jokes... so on-- beside his eloquence in politics /economics talks..Etc.. Same thing should be true with Ashu…and others… Give me four names…. Let’s see who have all sorts of ability to be Sajha person 2002? Ufff…kaha bata yesto chunab garaune craziness aayeko…. Maybe you’re trying to declare HahooGuru the Sajha person 2002 in a roundabout way…hehehehe!! ;) But, before that…we should get the candidates’ permission. How does that sound? I will be out of Sajha Town for a month, but I will see the result:) |
| batauli | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 09:05 AM
Guru dev, Yaha ko ThiTi_gyan ta ujyalai thio.. niti_gyan pani laaltin jastai baato dekhaune rahechha.. b |
| Rusty | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 09:38 AM
Guru Ji, maile ta tyo birsi rakheko... Najar Ji, thanks for clarifying Guru's Dilemma. I am not Paschim. As mentioned by Najar Ji, I am sojho ra sadharan uttar purbeli sajhabasi ho. Now, Guru Ji…Bhram ma parera…. don’t regret for replying me that long:) |
| Bhimsen | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 09:55 AM
Haahoo you are a vindictive disoriented stupefied mindless lardass! |
| Bhimsen | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 10:01 AM
Prempujari you are a sycophantic fragile lunatic swell-headed sleazeball! |
| Bhimsen | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 10:03 AM
Batauli you are an ungrateful dense uninformed dumb skunkface! |
| Bhimsen | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 10:03 AM
Bitchpatroll you are a purulent haphazard lost sycophantic ziphead! |
| Bhimsen | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 10:09 AM
Dumbass you are a macabre thoughtless inattentive promiscuous loonball! |
| SITARA | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 11:20 AM
Bhimsen ji You are WHAT you SEE!!!! How multifaceted CAN YOU BE?? Impressed hajur! :) |
| PremPUJARI | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 02:50 PM
Look, who is being sycophantic now!! |
| OneGirl_123 | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 02:59 PM
Batauli, seems like ur mind is settled oh HahooGuru 100% :) |
| oys_chill | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 05:43 PM
Bhimsen, hijo tanna burgers kha jasto cha ni? sabbai ulti aai ra jasto cha ahile ;) bacchama hajur lai sisnu paani ali kaum bha jasto cha re kya ajha ;) oys |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 05:50 PM
If I had ever seen name and his/her actions matching, probably this "BHIMSEN" guy is the best match. As we know when people call Bhimsen, they also meant: Bhimsen = BhusTigre = MudheBal with zero intelligence. This Bhimsen guy proved how worst a BhusTigre could be. He slapped everyone, did not speak more, did not clarify anything why we deserve those slaps, and left the scene instantly. If this is not called BhusTigre, I wonder what could else be? I should nickname him "CyberBhus"............... I guess he might be same guy in Mask differently. Tara kehi chhaina, yo cyberspace bhako le CyberBhus harule physically kehi garne walla chhainan, and these Byte ka Slap harule hamilai khasai bitholi halne walla chhainan. We determined to keep on moving ahead, let those CyberBhus come and slap randomly and go .... kehi garna sakincha ra.... kehi garyo bhane ooh! Padma Ratna Tuladha jasta ta human rightists chhan, garji halchan ni...... Sake samm bachne ho, afoo lai naparos bhanne ho, sake aru lai jogaune ya ne help garne ho,.... To avoid criticism, do nothing, speak nothing, and finally, be nothing. We think we should better spend time on Game Theory, and learn what strategy can help us minimize "total loss" and maximize "net benefits". Please, distinguish the use of "total" and "net" in front of loss and benefits. thermo dynamics law says, if you lift your leg and retract it instantly, you suffer a loss, i.e. the energy loss...that goes to sink. So, if you are interested to avoid these attacks from CyberBhus like this Bhimsen "BhusTigre" did on me and others, what can you do? Just do nothing, write nothing, speak nothing, and finally, be nothing. Anything other than nothing is something. If you are borned as any liviing entity, then, you are something........ So, you are borned to suffer such acts of Bhustigre peoples random attacks, and it is part of our life. Lets say you level of being something is : Xsomething degree of attack = C * exp(-1/Xsomething) where C is the maximum state of attack on the number 1 public figure in that particular area, e.g. head of the ruling party. I mean lets call him he/she is what peoples could be at the moment. So, you approach closer to him, you will have to use this equation to find the degree attacks on you. So those who are nothing, they suffer nothing, and those who are rivals they are also prone to suffer as same as ruling party head.... e.g. Gyanendra Shah vs Girija vs Makune. .............. I will call above equation as Hahoo!Guru attacking formula. Constant C is inversly propertional to lawlessness. The society where no state law works, Bhustigres are in all corners of the city, and the city looks like DeadMen's city, by the time that yellow sun setting line disappears in west skyline, the city turns out to be made of Ghosts, whole city looks like a deserted city...... until next morning. The cycle repeats. You can realize the current school drama: Ghosts whose actions are itself Ghost are asking the they may not be called ghosts? Will it help you renaming the ghost as God? Your action speaks. "Bhustigre" ko chetana hune wala chhaina. HG PS: don't forget to discuss on this formula. |
| NK | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 07:34 PM
Holy Shit! you ARE really something hahooguruji. gee wheez!!! :))) |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 13-Dec-02 09:34 PM
NK ko ankha mero posting dherai samaye pachi lagechha. ma ta kabi ko bango tingo kura bujhdina kyaare. Sidha line ho. "Holy Shit = Gobar", no problem re kyaa feri. Yes, I am not equal to "nothing", and anything that is not absolute zero is something, including that Gobar, thats why Gobar also gets sometime attack .... "gee wheez" chai ma pakhe ko english le bhyaena I mean mero tauko bhanda dheeeeerai mathi bata gayo, tangent samma pani bhayena re kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kura ni. kurai garne ta ho ni yo sajhapur ma. Kura ra kulo jata lage pani jancha, problem ho event ra pani ko, aba sajhapura cyberworld na paryo, yaha event ra pani kaslai matlab..... Kuro ra kulo puryadiuna Sagarmatha ko tuppa ma nai, ajha jet chadne jamana ma sagarmatha lai pani talai paryo lou ja...... NK jeeeeeeeeeeee yi sab mera Hahoo!Guff kyaa, no flame intended. Flame liyera ayema, what can I do. i can check the value of C and value of Xsomthing in the Hahoo!Guru attacking formula ..... Hasadi kheldai bitau jindagi. mari lanu ke chha. Kya maja ayo bhane NK pani tattiyera ayeko dekhera ... mero tyo dui ghanta layera third person program decode garda garda thakai lageko ta twakka yo sajhapur ma kya mitho MoMo ko basana ayeko rahechha. ani maile pani tyo Hahoo!Guru attacking formula use garera cashing garne bichar gardai chhu tyo MoMo khana ko lagi. Because we know very well, harmo Oohi! Economist Ashu, NK's arch rival in Sajhapur, le sadhai bhanne garthe: There is no as such Free Lunch. When I was read a book on economics, there was a line that attaracted me, that says "never participate in party organized by a economist and especially, if s/he is going to make speech just before/after the lunch: that book says, he will finally ask you to pay the cost of lunch: there is nothing like free lunch. In this Sajhapur too, there is no free fun. Everyone write, onta sonta bhanta and make fun, including me too. NK wrote one line, I expanded it to more than 30 lines (30??? mero tauko ma 1 million rau chhan bhane jastai kyaa, who will dare to count the rau, if s/he is not going to believe it, if anyone does thats the proof of being foolish)......... Hashou Khelou Hahoo!garou Pokhara Jaaaaam. HahooGuru. Don't ask me what I wrote ...... Just read if you like, if you don't like don'T . I even don't know what and why I wrote these lines. For fun? Don't know. As a reply to NK? Don't think so. For what? Because I want to learn typing in pizza nepali-japanese-english-hindi mixed romanized langauge..... Have fun. |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 14-Dec-02 03:47 AM
While browsing to UC berkley I found following statement very useful to sajhapur bashis: "If you are bored with Berkeley, you are bored with life." attribution: Clark Kerr, former Chancellor The sajhapur bashi should replace the word "berkley" and "Clark Kerr, former Chancelllor " to "San, Sajhapur King" it best fits for all the Sajhapurians. |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 14-Dec-02 03:52 AM
I meant: "If you are bored with Sajhapur, you are bored with life." attribution: San, Sajhapur King Looking forward to hear such changes from plagariasm perspective. Its for fun, I guess no one gets hurt. San King, Sajhapura Dakchin Bahu kahile pradan garne, hamil ai pani yasto Sajhapur Dakchhin Bahu choutha paye kati ramailo hunthyo. Louna ho kasaile San King kaha puryadeu, to honor my service of Hahoo! in Sajha and SDB Choutha ko lagi reco. garideu na ho. HG |
| HahooGuru | Posted
on 14-Dec-02 03:55 AM
Test:
HG |
| sally | Posted
on 14-Dec-02 09:26 AM
Oh my lawdie lawdie, this is a trip. Let me propose the following: A) That the spirit of Sajhapur is the spirit Sartre (by which I mean that we know ourselves in relation to others, and also that one must never miss an opportunity to be pseudo-intellectual in as many languages or perumations thereof as possible); B) Either that or the spirit of Sajhapur is the spirit of deconstruction, post-modernism and post-post semiotics (by which I mean that nothing exists outside the text, which always exists in relation to other texts, and also that I don't have much of a clue what all those words mean but they're fun to use); C) That, therefore, HahooGuru cannot be said to exist on Sajhapur without posters such as Bhimsen, Ashu cannot exist without Biswo and/or Jame Bond and/or Sommerville foes, Paschim cannot exist without Biswo, NK cannot ... well, scratch that, she's a poet so she's probably used to existing in a vacuum :-) but anyway you get the idea; D) That the Sajha Person of the Year is not one poster, but every poster. Happy holidays. |
| Dhumbasse (dumbass) | Posted
on 14-Dec-02 06:17 PM
Ye HOHOO GuruJi!! malai thaha thiyo tapaiko response aba yeuta khatara ko therom sahit aaunecha bhanera..HOHO ( xmas lagya cha kya..ajkal) ma ta tyo ke ke jati formula ho aajkal ta bujhda pani bujhdina..(furmula galat bhayera hoina ??? bujhdai nabuje pachi kasori thamyaune.. maile bujhne jamarko gare..tauko ghumyo..chakkar aayo ra behosh bhayechu..jhannnai shivakhulit bhako...chiso- chiso anubhab bhayera byutechu..yeso daya bya here... Priyeshi hatma gilash bhari pani liyera pani chaypdai rahicha " ke bho hajurlai" bhandai..ani ma katai "bhustigre" ta bhaina bhanera dar pani lagyo..yeso pidaula pani chame..tara kyai bha rainacha..bishwas garna nasakera Priyeshilai sodhe " ye bhanta !! mero chak tauka bhanda thulo ta bhachaina" bhanera..galala hanshi mori..yaina ma here.. ma ta jasta tasati chu....computer ko agadi nai dangaranga ladechu ma ta....kasto aafai sanga laj lagyo..ani ahile samma hasi raheko chu) tyo bhanda pani khatara chahi yo talako part lagyo..karan mathi batai hale.. "I should nickname him "CyberBhus"............... I guess he might be same guy in Mask differently. Tara kehi chhaina, yo cyberspace bhako le CyberBhus harule physically kehi garne walla chhainan, and these Byte ka Slap harule hamilai khasai bitholi halne walla chhainan. We determined to keep on moving ahead, let those CyberBhus come and slap randomly and go .... kehi garna sakincha ra.... kehi garyo bhane ooh! Padma Ratna Tuladha jasta ta human rightists chhan, garji halchan ni...... Sake samm bachne ho, afoo lai naparos bhanne ho, sake aru lai jogaune ya ne help garne ho,.... " anyatha nasochnus.... maile pani Hahoo ko spirit ma hahooo gareko..HOHOHO. hami sabai ko tarfa bata mukha bhariko jawaf dya jasto bho..thank you!!... |
| Rusty | Posted
on 14-Dec-02 11:13 PM
I am considering DUMBASS JI...Sajha person 2002. What do u think? He got the knack to receive the award if you choose to go with one and only one quality poster:) |
| Rusty | Posted
on 15-Dec-02 12:04 AM
DUMB ASS Bro, Ma jiskeko haina hai.. Mero Vote hajur lai...yadi hajur chunab ma uthne ho bhane.:) |
| PREMPUJARI | Posted
on 15-Dec-02 07:48 AM
RUSTYjyu, tyo vote lai "char" le multiply garera "dui" le bhaag garibakshiyos ta!! Mero vote ni jaawosh!! Thanks for "MERO GHAITO MA GHAAM" laagaaing, reminding me of the main man! There is no other main man than my man Dumbass!!! "Najik ko tirtha hela" bhanya jastai.... Sajha ma main MITHUN lai kasto kassaile baal nadyaaa... Dumbass is the Sajha person of the year for sure. Rain or shine in sajha, he is always there, with his "battishi" intact, flashing his "nirma" washed V shape underwear and that "Mogambo Khus Hua" smile. There may be thread of any shape, size, and subject -- he always finds a "goreto" out of Sajhapur ko highway. DUMBASSSE for SAJHA PERSON OF THE YEAR!!! (dumbass jyu, Khamba Ukhaad Ke) LOL!!! |
| paramendra | Posted
on 29-Dec-02 01:17 PM
Back from a road sabbatical, and maddy galore, combusta, whadhaveyo! A thread that pretended for a Sajha Person Of The Year 2002 morphed instead into a competition of lists. Kuro, kulo ra Sajha lai jata bagayo tyatai janchha. One year in the early 1980s Time put forth the PC as the Machine Of The Year instead of its customary Person Of The Year that had honorerd Hitler, among others, in its long history. I say we honor the site itself, since there is no one obvious "winning" candidate. It is the Sajha spirit, the freewheeling discussions that are the winner. The anything goes attitude here, the schmoozing, the "guff," the pretensions to intellect, the "deshprem" and prejudices. |
| krishna | Posted
on 29-Dec-02 05:36 PM
I agree.. |
| LL66HG | Posted
on 29-Dec-02 06:00 PM
Paramendra ji, Let me mention a japanese proverb of running a life "aru tokoro de tatakau" (j chha tes bata puryaune, tara rin liyera hoina). Your "since there is no one obvious "winning" candidate" gives me an impressrion that you are looking for some one to come from outside and make a day and call him Sajha Person 2002, let him / her vanish next day. I am not for that. We can still make one sajha person 2002 out of our existing sajhapurian. I don't know why you expect to have perfect person? What is perfect it self is a vague issue? Its completely function of time and place. So, we have to make a habit of enjoying "aru tokoro de tatakau" (don't loan to be paid tomorrow, tomorrow you may borrow another loan from day after tomorrow... thus, you will end up in slavary). We have to enjoy today on what we have achieved so far, and work for tomorrow, so that tomorrow is better than today, still avoid to take loan.... This is my idea. Well, if some peoples are "if it is not for me, let it be for none". It is sad part of life. What can I do? HG |
| LL66HG | Posted
on 29-Dec-02 06:09 PM
Probably, our life is today controlled by Credit Card companies, who made us RINI and their slave. In Singapore, the government made a rule that you can not have more than 10 credit cards, because the revolving method of payment made all credit card holder sunk in loan. They even took loan from the salary of the month that is more than 1 year away. I think it can be called a Credit Card Syndrome. We, especially, the Nepalis in US (students) are suffering from the Credit Card Syndrome, they carry 10s of $500 cashing capacity cards... Thus the every day life too ......... It is good to have loan at the time of paying school fees, but, the addiction should be left once school days are over. HG |
| Jayahos | Posted
on 29-Dec-02 07:27 PM
Parmendra, Welcome back!! >>It is the Sajha spirit, the freewheeling discussions that are the winner. Well said!!! |
| SITARA | Posted
on 29-Dec-02 08:20 PM
Paramendra ji Very articulate and well said! Good to see you back...safe! |
| Poonte | Posted
on 30-Dec-02 09:53 PM
The nicest thing I've ever heard on Sajha, Paramendra! Three cheers to you!!! |
| Hamjayega | Posted
on 31-Dec-02 11:47 PM
Welcome back Paramendra..well said |
| paramendra | Posted
on 11-Jan-03 10:19 AM
2002 is over, the Sajhaites are still here. San wrote me an assuring e-mail that past threads are not lost. Just in queue to be archived, all 100 megabytes of it. Sajha nagari mein, der hai andher nahin. Or what, lasta ma. A Russian friend wrote from France recently: "Where is your common sense?" I guess trucking does not truck with everyone, if anyone. What do you do when you want to travel full time but don't have the bucks for it: you go trucking. A belated happy new year. Ya' all. Just got back from "New Jorzey." My North Carolinian co-driver, lost in the maze of traffic: "They must have put these road signs up when they were high." The self-consciousness of a Southerner. The guy owns a 150,000 dollar house is a big city. Miami Beach is happening. "Man, is that an island in front of us, those lights?" "No, bro. Those are ships waiting to enter port, bro. That is the Atlantic in front of you." What I meant, LL66HG, is it would be against the Sajha spirit to appoint a committee, or it would have been, since time is past. And a freewheeling discussion would not give us any one person. So why not bring this to a conclusion and honor the site itself? That is all. I never took this exercise seriously in the first place. I recommend the same to you. If you ask me, I could not put forth any one name. The list is long, the "guff" ongoing. Did you read the first chapter of Samrat Upadhyay's novel? I did. Mainstreaming people like you and me, eh? Sajha Person Of The Year 2003. Now that could be a different story. Roll it. |