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   % cat "food in cans" cat: can`t open 11-Dec-02 batauli
     Hahahaha again. % man: why did you ge 11-Dec-02 Rusty
       hahah.. laast hasaayo batauli le I just 11-Dec-02 PremPujari
         what was your instructors response ni?? 11-Dec-02 lonely


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batauli Posted on 11-Dec-02 01:44 PM

% cat "food in cans"

cat: can`t open food in cans

% nice man woman

No manual entry for woman.

% rm God

rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God

ar: God does not exist]

% ar r God

ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle`s incompetence?

Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

Missing ].

>>> >

% ^How did the sex change operation go?

^ Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every \$ the Congress spent, what would I have?

Too many (`s.

% make love

Make: Don`t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me

bad character

% got a light?

No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?

man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?

Bad substitute.

% %blow

%blow: No such job.

/* not csh but sh */

\$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense

no sense in pretending!
Rusty Posted on 11-Dec-02 01:50 PM

Hahahaha again.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

%% %blow
%blow: No such job.

hahahaha!!!
PremPujari Posted on 11-Dec-02 02:31 PM

hahah.. laast hasaayo batauli le
I just emailed it to my instructor.. !!!
lonely Posted on 11-Dec-02 05:28 PM

what was your instructors response ni??

hami pani sunum na ta?