| batauli |
Posted
on 12-Dec-02 02:33 AM
You might be a college student if
1. Going to the library is a social event.
2. You play the lottery to ensure housing, not win money.
3. No matter what ails you, the nurse can only give you generic
non-aspirin.
4. You need a map to find your classroom.
5. You're grateful that the cafeteria labels the food.
6. It's not unusual to see four feet in the next shower stall.
7. You plan your schedule to have Fridays off.
8. You wear flip-flops in the shower, to avoid the mysterious
creeping crud.
9. You pay outrageous prices for books that are worthless to you
after four months.
[Editor's Note: And you know you're a college *graduate* when you
wish you had those books *back*. ]
10. The word rush does not mean to be in a hurry.
11. You buy enough underwear to last five weeks so you do not have
to wash your clothes often.
12. You're willing to pay extra for edible food.
13. You'll pay any sum of money to have a pizza delivered to your
room at 2:00 a.m.
14. Out of sheer desperation, you attempt to cook a grilled cheese
sandwich on an iron.
15. Standing in line for half an hour to get a bowl of corn flakes
is worth the wait.
16. The same fish sticks that are served square on Tuesday are
served round on Friday.
17. While your mother lectures you over the phone, you take notes.
(from email archives)
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