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| Koko |
Posted
on 12-Dec-02 03:01 PM
Madonna is in trouble with one of her best mates cos she wore a coat made out of unborn baby lamb fur.
The star's pal, designer Stella McCartney, said she went mad when she saw Madonna wearing the item.
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Animal rights people claim lambskin coats are often made from the fur of unborn lambs.
Stella said Madonna insisted she never wears anything that she doesn't eat.
"But the other day she was wearing this lamb foetus coat, made from baby lambs that haven't even been born.
"It's like wet curls. So I said, 'I didn't know you ate foetuses,' and she was like, 'Eeew!' I haven't seen her in it since."
The designer claimed she'd also caught out another pal, actress Gwyneth Paltrow, wearing real fur trim on a jacket.
"I love her, but on the fur thing, people really are very fickle," Stella said.
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| Koko |
Posted
on 12-Dec-02 03:02 PM
San Diego police discover marijuana in cargo truck
The Associated Press
Published 5:05 p.m. PST Wednesday, December 11, 2002
SAN DIEGO(AP) - Police found 2,000 pounds of marijuana inside a cargo truck early Wednesday.
Officers stopped the truck on southbound Interstate 5 shortly after midnight because lights on one side of the vehicle were not working, police spokesman Dave Cohen said.
After questioning the driver and a passenger, officers grew suspicious and asked for permission to examine the truck. A Customs drug-sniffing dog that was called in to assist discovered the drugs, Cohen said. The amount of marijuana rose over the day from 200 pounds to a ton.
The two men, Miguel Palencia, 32, and Jose Campos, 37, were arrested on suspicion of possession of marijuana, possession with intent of sale and transportation of marijuana.
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| Koko |
Posted
on 12-Dec-02 03:14 PM
THE SENILITY PRAYER
God/Goddess, Please grant me the Senility
To forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune
To run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight
To tell the difference.
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| Koko |
Posted
on 12-Dec-02 03:15 PM
>A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning dispose of him on their wedding night.
>>>The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.
When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugsand a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone deperately amiss, sheasked,
"What are those for?">>>
The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound>>>of a woman>>>screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."
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| Koko |
Posted
on 12-Dec-02 03:19 PM
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
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