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| PremPujari | Posted
on 15-Dec-02 07:09 PM
Czar initiated (and so did Sally ???) a thread called Tech Support on a letter from a "desperate wife" to the tech support. This is similiar to that thread. Only difference is, this is a letter from a desperate husband to the tech support. I found it really funny....!! ______________ A customer complaint Dear Tech Support, I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other activities of the system. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5 and Golf 5.3 no longer run and they crash the System whenever selected. Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs insted. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to GirlFriend 7.0 but de-install does not work on this program as easilyas one would expect. Please Help!! Desperate Husband.... _________________ Dear Desperate Husband: This is a very common problem resulting from the misunderstanding of a Basic features of this program. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a utilities and Entertaining program. Wife 1.0 is an operating system designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not backward compatible. In Addition it is impossible to fully deinstall, delete or purge the Wife 1.0's program files from the system once installed. Some unfortunate people have tried to overwrite the program and install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Software Operating Manual: Sections 1. 2 & 3 - Alimony, Child Support and Lawyers Fees respectively.) Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can as soon as they occur. When any faults or problems persist, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\I APOLOGIZE a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance program, can be Very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt Version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly Crash. Best of Luck Tech Support!!! SMILE!!! |
| Soleil | Posted
on 16-Dec-02 03:00 PM
That Desperate Husband is none other than our dear ole Kalanki re kya ajha laast ma :). hehehe |
| PremPUJARI | Posted
on 16-Dec-02 03:14 PM
Soleil Jyu, Hazur ko mukh ma double quarterpound cheese burger with 10 slice of cheese, and extra myo.. hehe Aafno bihe bha bhe ta sajha ma taruni haru ko ke sewa garna aai rahanthe re kyaa ajha laast ma. Basera ghar mai Shrimati sewa gari haalthe ni. Tumeba madhuri, tumeba sridevi, tumeba champa tumeba chameli bhanera. Aaakhir afno Mantra nai " Naari sewa mero param dharma ho". Afu ta "desperately seeking" uslai ni. uu chai uu garera uu garna uu sanga Kulelaam thokecha.. kata kata... aafu ta prem ko pujari, nari ko pujari>> bihe ajhai bhaa chaina, Trikaal jyu lai china check garunu parne bhaa cha>> haat ko rekhi ma ta taruni haru lataramma chan... kismet ra haat ko rekha ko connection kahile hune ho re kyaa ajha laast ma. |
| Poonte | Posted
on 16-Dec-02 04:46 PM
Bhagwat Geeta ma ni lekhya chha re... VERSE 36:36... "Para istri le chahema, aafule dina nasalema, afu mathi...saat gai pamrya paap lagnechha" tesaile, dharma gara PP, gara...sojhai swarga jane chhou...prateak sewa=euta arko gai lai janma deko re kya...baachho byaunda byaunda PP ko jyan nai suki sakyo bhanya bichara, tei pani istri puja garna chhadya hoina... Swasni bha bhe bhanchha mora...sara bheteka, dekhka, boleka taruni haru ko sewa garna tira lage pachhi swasni payinchha ta? Tan. man, dhan, jyan jayera eutai ko puja gara ta... |
| Soleil | Posted
on 16-Dec-02 05:38 PM
Dear lonehearted ever perpetual Prem Pujari jyu..... tyo chahi dukha ko kura gari baksyo. Hmmm ke garne.. aafu pani hajuur kai dyaang ko mula pariyo. Euta thiti pattyaune samma sakya hoina, bihe garne ta parai jawos. Aba tehi sauni ki chhori lai bhaye pani pattyaunu paryo Ishtiri lagayera bhaneko, hajuur le tagaaro tersyaai diye pachhi, tyo kaam ni banena. Bhayena ba, Bhagwaan Mahadev ko dhyaan garchhu baru. Euta kura, Kalanki bhagwaan jyu.... tyo UU sanga UU garne bichar chha ra UU bha chha bhane Virtual Valery jindabaad. La kalanki bro.....tanna UU garnu hai ta:) |
| Rastaman | Posted
on 16-Dec-02 11:15 PM
Prem Pujari, You fall in one of those categories of people who needs someone else to fix your computer. Anyways, If you know few more things about computer and manipulations of the system it is very easy. It is just like copying DVDs. You can always beat the system. you have to keep in mind that Hacking is done in everyday basis.You do not have to install secretary to keep your system running. For the release of your system there are several pirated chinese software called massage parlours. They cost a little bit but runs great.Besides they do not come with complications. As for programmes like Football and beer there is a very easy programme that can overrite that. It is called Hunting and Fishing. You just need to try to install those programme the programme Wife1.0 will let you run football and beer programme easily. Believe me it works like magic.Boys night out and Golf will be a piece of cake after you show that programmes of Hunting and Fishing which takes lot more memory and juice. Try it and if you have any problem ask me I have overcome every programmes and hacked into every system. And hackers always have a way. |
| PREMPUJARI | Posted
on 16-Dec-02 11:52 PM
Rasta Jyu, I don't fall in any of those catagories, because I didn't create this humor in the first place. I even mentioned that i found it somewhere (not in website), or maybe I didn't. Anyway, I am not Computer Litrate kyaa. I was taught to push the power button, click that sexy, blue e-sign, write sajha ko dot com and enter sajha. To get out of the Internet, click the x sign on the top, and click start (which confuses me like nothing, you click start button to stop -- what the heck?). In case of everything Frozen, press the power button for 4 sec's, and you are cool. Sattye kura bhanum Rasta jyu? I didn't even understand anything I wrote ni. I just did that to impress "taruni's", you know ladies, but alas!!--my bad, Only "mard tangewaala" replied. Ke garne!~~ :D |
| Rastaman | Posted
on 17-Dec-02 12:30 PM
Prem Pujari, now I understand you. Sorry for my mistake. Anyways you look like you could use some lesson from I da rasta about tarunis and giving them some love. It is not difficult to do so. AS I have been known as an expert in this field. I did my research on this field and I am currently teaching at UC. Looks like you just need some Rasta lesson and you will have no problem attracting bunch of tarunis anytime anywhere. So let I know . |
| PremPUJARI | Posted
on 17-Dec-02 02:12 PM
Feri Suru Hoibakshiyo, Rastaman jyu... Hazur lai maile bujhaauna nasakyaa ho ki, hazur le maile bhanya nabujhya ho. Aba taruni fakauna pani hazur sanga training lina aaunu paryo bhane, bhayenata mero Beizzat?? Katti bhanne? bhanda bhanda wakkai bhai sake Naam mero prem purari kaam prem ko puja garne mantra for life "naari sewa mero param dharma" hazur sanga chai arkai kura ko lesson lina aaunu parla, how to make chilim bhanera. ani ani, testing pure aushadi for chilim, 22 classic styles of smoking chilim... list is endless. hehe!!! |