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| jira |
Posted
on 19-Dec-02 12:32 PM
"Woo! awunu bho , awunu bho", San karayo para tira herdai bardali bata. Dumbass lay Trikal bajey lai dandi ma halera lyawundai cha double load. Pacchadi ko carrier seeda ko napug samaan haru lay bhariyeko cha. "Yo bajey lai ni jata pani bhyawunu parya cha", manmanai reeswauncha. Garibjanta lai aphno thotro cycle ma Trikal bajey lai doble
load lyako wotti chitta bujhya chaina. Maathi bwuingal ma sraddha ko tayari bhai rahecha
joad ka toad sanga. Aja Sajha ko sraddha, gatey lay namiley ni tithi thyakkai parya cha
Trikal (Bharyaang wouklandai), "auni kalo biralo lyayo ta"?
Bitchpatrol, " Biralo paiyena bajey, AA lai lyayera banya chu mathi chota ma"
Trikal(hasdai), "Tyai bhayeni hooncha, yaso bidhi ta ho ni"
Mathi chota ma kalo AA myawu myawu gari ra cha. Koi maathi ayeki myawun myawun garcha.
Bitchpatrol, "Pakh! pakh! sraddha sakiyose, auni phukawula tanlai"
"Doodh khana dya bhey hunthyo ni", Rusty lay pyaccha bolyo.
Logical Sense, "Hunna bhai! sraddha nasaki kyai khana dinu hunna"
"Ye..." Rusty bujhya jasto garcha.
Tala kothama pawuna haru tanatun cha. Hahooguru baalbaccha sahit mathi sophama paleti kasera basi rahanu bhayeko cha. Arko jhoonda ma tawuko tawuko jodera chuttai group bankeo cha. Sitara bich ma basera Najar, Simplegal, Robertfrost, kunni ko ko ho lai rakhera kabeeta phalakdai chin. Deep arko kuna ma basera mero katha bhanney pali kailey awuni ho bhanera yata wooti ankha chahardai cha.
Prempujari kailey sraddha sakkiyela ra khir khana paiyela bhani talamathi talamathi garirahecha
"Oho aja kata bata ni Dai saraddey khani belama", Krishna lay awunda awundai ko Nepe lai Dailok marcha. Nepe khissa hasera hahoo guru sanga chipkincha mathi sophama.
Nepe, " tyo dhokama yatro badema ko heel jutta kasko ni? "
"Hijo kinya chinatown ma , sale lagya raicha", Poonte lay ucchinyo bichaima.
Mathi bwuingal ma Trikal dhunwadhaar sanga sajha ko pitri haruko naam phalaki rahanu bhayeko cha. Kalankisthanam......swaha....sangey..swaha.....Parmendra...swaha..Ashu swaha
"Ashu ta jyundai chan rey bajey", Dilasha lay pinda batardai boleen.
Trikal nasunya jhai garchan.
"La aba yo bota lai tyo charu ma halney", Trikal bajey SAN lai sikawundai hunuhuncha
SAN paat ko boota lai dwui haat jodera aago ma heri rahecha.
Trikal "Aba sakina layo, yee yo purano server ko pinda ni selawunoos tyo aago ma"
San, "Purano serveram swaha....."
Tala kothama Soleil guitar phetdai cha krishna lai sikawundai.
"Dai! waru jamuna jawose na", OYS lay pheri pwakka bolyo.
"Nakara! saraddya deen ka bata warijamuna ni pheri", Soleil reesawuncha
Woota khana tayaar bhai sakyo. Chipley lattalat khir khandaicha bhando bata jhikdai.
"Yo pala Paschim hya bhako bhey kya khanthyo hola hagi", NK lay karaien kuna bata
Suna, "MOMO chaina MOMO?"
Trikal (dhoti berdai), "hyaaaa, saraddya deen ma ni ka bata momo aba?"
Hahoo guru patapat khai ra chan choopchaap mathi basera
"Khir thap babu, khir thap.....(sano chhora lai ishara gardai)...
"La ma ta paila bhaye khai sakera", LL66HG.
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 19-Dec-02 02:38 PM
Kya Fasaad, Bole Ni Nahune, Na Bole Pani Nahune.
Bolyo Ki Polyo. Tara Na Bole Ta Jhan Sradhai Po Garidinchan You Sajha Ma.
Jiraji, Originial Hajoor!!!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 19-Dec-02 02:59 PM
Jira dai,
that's one of the BEST, IF NOT THE BESTTTTTTTTT depiction of sajha I have seen so far in sajha! and like logical sense said "atti original" ......can't get better than this :)
hoina, wari jamuna sanga ni yetro riss?? ma ta kristmas ma ni yesmai naccchu :)
oys
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| LL66HG |
Posted
on 19-Dec-02 06:39 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooi jira, ryal chuhaune gari kati falakeko bhanya:
Hahoo guru patapat khai ra chan choopchaap mathi basera
"Khir thap babu, khir thap.....(sano chhora lai ishara gardai)...
"La ma ta paila bhaye khai sakera", LL66HG.
--
CyberKhir le peta nabharne, kyaaaaaaaaaaarnu baaaaaaaaabaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Kunai dina timra ghar ayechu bhane akhile style ma demand garne chhu,
khir nkhwye louja bhanera timro kitchen todfod gardinchu ani timi jira sira
sab lai dhwasta parera kabja liyera k k matrai gardina hola ra maile....
HG
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| najar |
Posted
on 19-Dec-02 06:53 PM
Jiraji,
Truly enjoyed your creativity. As original as nepali jira....A good treat to sajhabasis after being attacked recently. Aru pani lekhdai garnu hola! Dhanyabaad!!!
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| jira |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 12:54 PM
LS ji, jatti ni huncha, bolna parcha..nabolay kasari comment garney ni? Thanks for your words.
OYS, aba tyo kisnay lai wari jamuna ko nalyai hya awundai naiija bhannu parcha hai. :-)
Najarji, thanks for your dwui sabda rey kya...
and my dear LL66HG, hajoor ko purano HG ko pinda chai selawuna birsechu..aba tyo chai sorha saraddha ma hai....punarjanam mubarak ho.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 12:59 PM
kya dinu dyo hai Jira le ni...very creative! Guru dakshina nai takryauna aun man lagyo hou...feri kei bhaye po ta...kapal dhari chhaina...daant fukalera diye matra ho dakshina...
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| PREMPUJARI |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 01:28 PM
Nepe, " tyo dhokama yatro badema ko heel jutta kasko ni? "
"Hijo kinya chinatown ma , sale lagya raicha", Poonte lay ucchinyo bichaima.
Hahahhahah!! Kyaaa classic line haanya yaaar!! Maane JiraJyu lai.
BTW, tyo bharyaang kheer khana maathi tala garya hoina kyaa, tyo hijo khaa ko Iceberg nikaalya, pet nalaagosh bhanera!!
Huncha ni!!!
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| chipledhunga |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 03:50 PM
La hera malai testo khir khanay ma po paridiecha jira le. Yeso fulauro ra alu ko achar chahi banaeko chaina ki kaso? Pakaune bhanche chahi ko paryo hola? Pinda selaune kata ni?
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| krishna |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 03:52 PM
hera yo Jira ra Oys milera yaha mero kura katya....malai ta aunai nadini re sajha ma....
Jira very nice work..I was smiling all the way
la aba balla jaach sakyo k...aba chahi ali time cha geet posting garne...waha jhandai geet posting garda garda jancha ma ni lyrics kasso posting nagardya...ajha accouting ko janch ma...
narayan gopal debit
aruna lama credit
jhandai barbad bhako...
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| NK |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 04:08 PM
:)
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| LL66HG |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 04:46 PM
Yo SOJI Jira le hera na malai lakheteko. Sajhapur ko Maobadi ho ki ke ho "Pinda dine bela bho talai bhanera"....... Mero Purano avatar mari haleko ta chhaina ni hou, tyo ta Gufa baseko matra, Tara Jira le ta kya Maobadi ko love letter jastai garera dhamki diyo ni ta.
LL66HG
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| deep |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 11:14 PM
Sajhama sarad khana aaki euti maiya lai pahile nachinya jasto gari pachhi usaiko lagi sick jasto bhaka jiradai...saikal ma saradde ko khir bhudi ma chaskaudai sifal ko ukalo katayesi bhanchhan:
Usko maya kahile dadhelo kahile badhi
Jyan ta je bhayeni khatara ko khataraima
Nasodhe gunaso sodhe janne
Here awara nahere ghamandi
Laye sukulgunda nalaye pakhe
Chhayama apsara battima lakhe
Khai ke ke…tyo maya ta!
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 20-Dec-02 11:37 PM
I have been Jira's fan ever since I noticed his first verse many months ago, "aau priye...himal herdai...kodo barima". This shraddha just continues his tradition of being seriously damn funny! Keep them coming, mitra.
Ani Deep, Jira le taakya ko ni? Thaha paam na :)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Dec-02 07:46 AM
hehe !
Jira ji you surely have a knack for humor! :)
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| Soleil |
Posted
on 21-Dec-02 08:10 PM
Naamai ta jira... Gorkhay le Khasi ko masu pakau ki Bandel ko masu bhuta ki kaaleez taara.... 2 geda aaloo ma 2 paathi paani halera aaloo dum banau ki paani nahaali aaloo bhootan..... Jira nahali kehi pakchha ra bhanya?... Jira sanga sangai aduwa, lasun, khursaani, tejpaat, lwaang, sukumel aadi ityaadi mar masala haale pachhi ta Mughlai hos ki Chinese hos, gorkhay lai kasle bhyaune bhanya? ... :) :) :)
Jira bro...It's a master piece hai......... CLASSIC!!!!!!
Keep them coming:)
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| bella |
Posted
on 21-Dec-02 09:32 PM
Sajha ko sharaaddhey bhanya raicha ma ta Sajha ko Shraddha bhannya ko raicha bhanera soch ma dubera utpaat !!!!! BTW its funny.. ani keshari ko pahenlo tika laayera dakxina diney bela chain kati khera ho? :)
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| Soleil |
Posted
on 22-Dec-02 07:23 PM
Bahuni bajyai bhane pachhi Jira le pyawar Sanskrit ma boleko "Shraaddha" kasai nabujya ni ho. Katte bahun lai sodhya bhaye ta hunthyo kyaare. :)
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| LL66HG |
Posted
on 22-Dec-02 08:06 PM
Soleil, katro hate ni Bahun mathi : "Katte" bahun ....
Well, my guru once said that if you are happy: the muscles in your body have the least stress and let the muscles move freely as much as you can and your brain too.
He adds: if you are angry or scared, you tighten your muscle as much as you can tightly hold closer. Thats why we call some one in stress, because holding those muscles closer need a lot of energy and stress.
When we human get older our muscles loss strength to tighten muscles even in normal condition, and thus, look wrinkled. This is natual and a our brain or muscle does not direct monitoring, of course, a 25 year old Nepali in remote village where nutrional foods are scarce look as if 50years old man in a developed country who has good nutrional diets all the time. ...........
What I want to say? You must have been confused with these 3 paragraphs? Were not you confused or get lost? I was also lost when you added that "Katte" word in front of Bahun? Was not that "Bahun" alone meant a bahun? Why did you add another title or adjective ? There should be a reason, if not the release of your hate in happy mood, when you lost control on your muscles?
Hey its for fun. Don't take it seriously. Empty vessles sounds much, I meant mero posting ma khas lekne kura ta kehi thiyen guff diyera dwhang fukera baloon banayeko ni mitra Soleil ko "KATTE" word lai. Kehi ta garnai paryo yo thread lai alive rakhna. hai na ra? Mero matlab ke bhane aba Soleil will tighten his muscles according to paragraph 2.... garna khojekai tyahi, baru mitra le muscle lai dui number ma bhane jasto garenou bhane chai ma fail. I want to highjiack your emotions, via the "KATTE" word ............
LL66HG
Lets not forget the well known quote:
No one can hurt me without my permission.... (source : ask Oohi!Ashu)
I am trying to test the strength of the quote.HG
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| Soleil |
Posted
on 23-Dec-02 09:25 AM
LL66HG.... kyaarnu saathi..... aafu timi jasto boarling eshkool ma padhiyena. sarkari eshkool ma padheko. Angreji dherai aaunna. Timile lekheko kura kalo akchhar bhainsi barabar samjhi gali garya bhaye pani thikai chha bhanthanya chhu. :)
Saathi LL66HG, tyo kunai bahun lai gali garera lekheko hoina. Timile bhanya jastai aadhi gagro chhachhalkinchha ni, timi pani chhachhalkiyou saathi. I wrote that particular sentence as a prank to tease a friend. I do not know how and where did you get tangled up with that specific word, lampooning yet attempting to maintain the aura of an erudite and consequently stressing that it's just a mere joke. Anyway, it really doesn't matter. But again, LL66HG, your interpretation and reasoning of the term "katte" is totally improper. It has nothing to do with your so called loosening or tightening of the muscles. The term "katte" is the corrupted form of the original word "katto". I urge you to find the real meaning and it's implication in the language as well as it's relation with Bahuns, and especifically with "Shraaddha", before going furthermore.
p/s: I have no ire against you nor with any bahuns. That was a mere joke aimed at Bella alone, hope she understands.:)
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| bella |
Posted
on 23-Dec-02 11:15 AM
harey Shiva!!
kuro la kulo jata modey ni modincha bhanchann.. kuro modiyera utpaat cha..
Soleil jyu mailey Shraadha nabujhey ko hoina .Yehan ta SHRADHHA lekhya cha ni ta, so read it twice, doesn't it sound like Shraddha (keti ko naam)? so mailey ni yettikai sodheko ho tara LL66 ra Soleil ko single single parna laagera dhoon chakra cha heheheheheh .
Mailey k bhanney aba sshhitii bajaunu siwaye aru kehi upaye bachena ;)
Anyway maile joke bujhein tara hansa chahin parkhera bashi raah chu :p
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| LL66HG |
Posted
on 23-Dec-02 05:35 PM
Soleil,
maile bhanna khojeko pani tyhi timle bhanna khojeko pani. I regret to hear that you consider the use of "KATTE" word is honorific, and I consider as a Bahun, it is derrogatory word towards Bahun. If you still insist on that you did not mean it wrong and in positive way, what can I do? Just keep on regretting it, for your insensitiveness or your carelessness. My suggestion to you is that when spell some word think to get its meaning if we were on receiving side too. Well, you can keep on justifying your use of the word, but, the meaning of the word can not be changed by you alone nor me.
This should be my last posting on this thread.
LL66HG
"Highest result of education is tolerance".... source unknown./fogotten.
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| Soleil |
Posted
on 23-Dec-02 07:08 PM
LL66HG... ajhai merai goruko 12 takka saathi?...... I never said I regretted saying those words, nor do I care. That was a mere joke I pulled on my friend. So, do I care what you think? And besides, LL66HJ saathi, timi le jatti nai chhaantey pani you didn't get the gist. Did you? I wasn't trying to justify my use of the word. If you think you know everything, I was just trying to give you an idea that your interpretation of the word is wrong. And, just like you said, the meaning of the word cannot be changed by you alone. I wasn't trying to change the meaning of the word nor it's paradoxes, but I did implicate it in the right way.
LL66HG saathi, timi dekhera rees utheko chhaina. Khali timro tyo sabda ko anbhigyata lai hatauna khojeko matra, tara timi bhane aafnai mapain. Maile bhane ni, pahila "katto" bhaneko ke ho ra tyo sabda ko apabhramsa bhayera kasari "katte" bhayo ra "bahun" sanga kasari jodina gayo. Je hos, "Shraaddha" ya "Saraaddey" ma bahun lai katto khwaune chalan hamro sanskriti ma bhayeko hunda tyo katto khane bahun lai katte bahun bhaniyeko ho.
Je bhaye pani, maile timilai katte bahun bhanera ta sarapeko gali galuch gareko thiyeena. Why so much vexation? Timile bhaneko kura joke re, aru le timilai answer garyo bhane tini haru murkha? Napadheko, ignorant and arrogant?
Timile matrai liyeko chhau saathi? Highest level of education? If you had the wits and the humor, you would have added more funniest lines to the thread, would have used polemics rather than picking on small things and fussing.
Dherai bho..."murkha dekhi daiva daraunchha".. Ke bolnu. chupp basnu jaati :)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 24-Dec-02 01:10 AM
HG jyu ni same dyang ko mula--__OJI...eheheh
Feri bahun mathi suksma drishti bhayeko aarop laune ni kaslai? ehhhe ki kaso, Soleil? Baru ma maresi mero katto khana chai HG lai nai bolaunu parla ho...futya koudi chhaina, tara marunjel samma ta kehi jodiyela ni bhanne aash gareko chhu...hatti chadauna chai mero pariwar le nasakla...kassam! Ki Soliel nai banne ho? Kai nabhayeni aek jor hawai chappal ta jarur paulau...eheheh
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 24-Dec-02 10:20 AM
aammaai, yo thread ma "hangaama" bhai raa jasto cha.. Ke bhai raa cha CHOTKARI ma SUMMERY paam ta. (summery ta chotkari nai huncha ni bajia... ).. anyway... Ke bho yesto, why is bellajyu nervous, HG jyu tense, poo jyu "pareshaan"???
khabar paam!!!
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| NK |
Posted
on 24-Dec-02 11:11 AM
Hahoogurji, I do like your postings - well most of the time. You are one of the people who make this phulbari interesting. But, I must say, you are also one of those who does "jori khojne" every time you get a chance. Don't you have real people around to "argue" whenever your blood pressure goes up? :))) You had mentioned in one of your lengthy postings that you would be chukul lagaoing and jump from your window if things get heated. Maybe you should excercise this in cyberspace too -- sometimes. You just look you enjoy too much in this bajhne kaam. (argumentative) [i know i am going to be creamed for this posting by our hahooguru. well so be it. All in Xmas spirit.:))]
Merry Xmas! Happy New Year to you all!
NoKidding :]
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