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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 11:39 AM
Dreams of an Insomniac:
* I am relaxing in Hawaii, when the volcano erupts causing a panic in the beach. But I linger on enjoying the blaze of lava coming towards me till its too late
* I move to a new mansion and end up in the dark attic. Someone approaches my room and asks for the rent. I try to face him but some kind of electric field prevents me from doing that. I try to look sideways, I see a weird puppet looking at me with its transparent face.
* I am talking to my dad over the phone in Nepal. Suddenly, the receiver turns into a snake and I throw down the receiver, but the snake erects itself up and the voice of my dad is coming from its treacherous mouth.
* I am trying to reach home. There’s a group of Maoists hiding behind the bushes with guns on the way. They ask me to take the other way home. I go towards the gahana pokhari, a group of soldiers are huddled and one points the gun to me and asks me to go the way I came from unless I want a bullet on my head. I turn back, the nefarious Maoists look at me with cold blood. I sweat hard and close my eyes.
* I am on a small dinghy on the lake to collect some samples. My advisor pushes me overboard and laughs out loud and says he’s joking. Little does he know that I don’t know how to swim, and he asks me to climb aboard the dinghy while my nostrils gasp for air in the water.
* I am the chosen one in my village. “Your sins will be whisked once you are sacrificed to the goddess” says the priest and I find myself smiling. I give a mournful look at sunkoshi on my way to the temple. Dhurba dai is there sharpening the glistening khukuri, but the two priests are holding me tight, way too tight to escape!
* It is during the reign of Ranas in Godavari. All my classmates are being executed in alphabetical order. When my turn comes, its late in the night, so I am spared for the night. I escape from the school and run to kathmandu, but my parents drag me back to the school only to see my classmates hanging all over the trees.
* my sister says I have a small infection in my left ear. I hurry towards the mirror and see a ballooning infection which suddenly bursts without warning. I am bleeding on and on….blood is all over………what a bloody dream I exclaim
and the list is endless………………………………when am i gonna snap :(
TELL ME YOR DREAMS!!
Oys
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 11:54 AM
Yo sab aekai raat ma dekhya? If you are serious, OYS, I think you are too tensed. Heed the call of a Zennist--close your eyes, relax, breath in...breath out...think of nothing (try!)...for an hour every day!
Take it easy....
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 11:58 AM
haha hoina..hijo ta tyo infection matrai..tyo godavari ko ta kachya paanch teera ek maina samma dekhya ni :S so its been long, horrid nights :(
yeso choila, iowa ni ko ni sapna dekhnu ni hoina ta dai? ehe
oys
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 12:09 PM
Oys ji
Aainthal parya jasto cha tapain lai!!! Go read Carl Jung...might help you!!! ;)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 12:15 PM
Ke ko C. Jung ni feri...A. Jung le dinu dee sakyo advice! :P
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| najar |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 12:18 PM
hehe
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 12:20 PM
Poonte ji
A dot Jung is NOT "Young" he is Sha[ra]hi and high-strung!!! :P
still ALIVE and Jung!!!!
hehee!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 12:22 PM
Ha re "J" ra "y" ma katti confoojun!
Enough to give Oys another nightmare !!! ;)
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 12:26 PM
poonte dai sita sakina.
koti koti koti koti........sastanga dandawat.....ehehe atti nai...!
sitara ji.k ho aainthal bhanya? kya ho c. jung bhanya? maile ta theories of frustrations matrai padya chu ;)
oys
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 12:48 PM
SITZ dijju...
Thaha thyo ke tyo "J" ra "Y" ko bhinnata! Herda ustai dekhya bhera mattra hajur ko khutta taneko ni...fariyai ta tanna khojeko thiyena ni ;) :P eheheheh
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 03-Jan-03 02:06 PM
Oys ko posting ta dekhdai nadekhyaaa!!
Oye Oys... ke cha ho? (how was your trip bhanera sodhnu ni naparne bho)
Hoina kasto weird sapana dekhya ho?? Afno sapana ma ta khaali Sonali Bendre le "PP wake up" bhanna matrai aauche. Sonali le bihe garera pani sapana ma aauna chodya chaina.. kyaarnu... !!!
hehe
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| liya |
Posted
on 04-Jan-03 07:17 PM
Oys ji,
what u gotta do is try reading or thinking something really funny before u go to bed, i have read somewhere that sutna bhanda agadi u should have a smile on ur face re....its up to u how u get it....hehehe......tara i think it helps......i hope u have more pleasent dreams..
Peace
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 04-Jan-03 07:48 PM
LOL @ Poo dai's postings!
Oys,
I see the materials for another Frankenstein, which was a novel constructed from Mary Shelley's dream. Hey, you never know ni. With your knack for story telling (as is evident in your memory lane thread) you may give the world yet another morbidly mortifying masterpiece! And the title sounds perfect: Dreams of an Insomniac.....which has in-built irony and a perfect paradox.
In peace.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 05-Jan-03 12:44 AM
Liya baini...sancho kura bhanam? ali yata najikai aunus ta...kaan ma khusukka bhanchhu!
~~~~~Hamro bhai OYS lai raati sutnu aghi musukka hasne banaune euti ko shakhta jarurat pareko chha ke! La, bhanam ta, afu single ki taken? Ssssssshh...arule thaha napaos hai...sutukka jawaf paam ta~~~~~
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| liya |
Posted
on 06-Jan-03 11:10 PM
Poonte daju,
i so wish i could solve oys ji ko problem tara........i think giving him a good joke book would do the trick too;). Getting back to ur question the answer is yes i am single. But i still think that the joke book is a good idea....ke kaso????
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 12:33 AM
Bho ta? Joke book le hasne bhaye ta ma aafai kaukuti layera hasaidinthe ni...uslai ta arkai, ali bhitri dil dekhi...mutu ko dhukdhuki nai rokine gari...mriga-trishna metine...hasauna paryo kya sutnu aghi...
Jokes ko hasai ra pari ko najar paresi tyo drishya ankha bata sojhai mutu ma, ani mutu bata magaj ma, ani magaj bata rapila oonth haru ma pugera tee onth harulai ali kati chyatidine khalko hasai ma farak chha ni ;)
single ta rahichheu...euta khudkilo ukliyo...yespali ta doubles ko finals ma pugiyela jasto chha... :) Khoi OYS bhai...kata harayo???? Laajale raato-piro-neelo bhayera suinkucha thoki sakechha kyare...
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 07:45 AM
yesto jabardast ta nagaram na.......Poo dai.....btw, i got a surprise news for you hai ;) Iowa ko connection!! eheh
liya ji, thank you for your suggestion....joke book? eh? life nai is one GOD DAMN JOKE :S tyo bhanda kati hasne? re kya ajha senti hudai eheh..
damn i woke up early today..feels good!
oys
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 11:14 AM
Sanchi...LIYA baini noulo chhe re Sajha ma...dherai natarsaam kyare...thatta mattra garya la, baini? Hunata OYS brother is single, vibrant and looking... :)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 11:43 AM
Oys...
Did I hear... "I started a joke, which started the whole world laughing. But, I didn't see, the joke was on me!"
Hey... hijo ke bho? soooooooooo melancholic! :(
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 11:48 AM
Myaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! I gotta find that old album of Bread...I swear I had it!!!!!!! Now I miss it :(
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 11:52 AM
SITZ ji,
The heart has its own reasons which reason itself knows not of re kya ajha ;)
.......khoi plato dai le malai hijo dreams ma bhanna bhako re ;)
oys
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| jack1 |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 09:37 PM
I had a dream last night...I was in a concert, it was full 8 hours long, there was pretty much all the big singers to retarded midgets. It ended... when I was stupid enough to do body surfing and ended up head first on the ground.
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| liya |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 11:02 PM
Poonte dai.....
Hajur lae dhanyabad.....i bet oys ji is vibrant and all the other things u say....tara hajur lae tha nae bha kura hola"pyar kiya nahi jata ho jata hay"......oys ji le yo kura bujhna bha rahecha......tara dukha lagyo suneyra ke ur life nae joke jasto bhae sakyo bhaneyra......
I think life is beautiful and we got to live for the moments......moments r what makes life worth living:)
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 11:07 PM
poo dai, Mero paali aayo?
Line ma basum???
Oys rejected jasto cha hehehe!!!
Pyaar kiya nahi jaata ho jaata hai
Oys nikalte hi line mein PP aa jaata hai
Aja ta maile ni kapaal ma Amro-Pro Gel laa chu ni, hehe, Walmart bata kinera lyaa ko, $1.50 ma hehehe!!! Line ma basum??
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 09:26 AM
Amro-pro re...bho ta aba? Testo "pyar kiya nahi jaata, ho jaata hai" bhanne dialogue dine bahini lai ni Amro-pro layera hunchha? Jackson Height bata Dabur Amla ko tel pathaidimla aajai express mail marfat...ki you prefer Nariwal ko tel? Tori ko ganauchha. Tyo Sundhara ma maile kindeko t-shirt chha ni? Ahile samma nayai rakheko chhu bhanya hoina? tyo ni lau. Tie-sie chha ki chhaina? Euta Ray Ban ta pakkai ni hola...BATA ko syandil, HARA stretch jeans ta chhutaunai mildaina...
LIYA baini ta kasto serrrrious yaar...ali kata hasdimna kahile kahin! Binti chha yo tuchhya prani ko :) Hajur ko mushkaan dekhna paye ma mera bhai haruko nimti dhanya hune thiyen ;)
(I can almost hear PP singing...musukka hansidinda jyanai lutyo...jyanai lutyo...)
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 10:11 AM
Poonte dai, Typo bhayecha,
It shouldve been "Ampro pro gel"
Dai, tyasta Nariwal, tori aadi ko tel chaaldaina dai. Anuhar ma PIMPLES aayera dhunchakra cha (dyaang whisper hai dai whisper, taruni le sunla ni), yesso OILFREE tel paidaina? feri kapaal ni ali ali khuskidai chaa.. Pretty soon i'm gonna be like dai like bhai(whisper hai whisper), baru manhattan tira ko beauty saloon bata daami khaale shampoo ra tyo Tom Cruise le laune Gel Pathai bakshiyos na hazur... Malai achel kurkure baisha aayera hairaan cha, khaali hero banna matrai man laagcha...
Line ma baasum dai??
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 10:26 AM
Aba tyo ke jaati hero harule laune gel ki Indian tel bhanera chai bahini lai ke man parchha tesma bhar parchha...sunum na bahini ko preference ni! Bahini maharani le marji bhayo bhane ta hamro PP le Nariwal ra tori ta ke, matti tel ni launthyo hola kapal ma...eheheh
Bahini maharani! Najar hos na...PP le aekohoro "line ma basum?" bhanera sodhya sodhai chha...rakhdim line ma? Hajur ko anumati bina kehi ni garnai milena malai...hukum baksiyos ta ke garum?
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 02:02 PM
poo dai,
ajhai bhai ko lagi k k garna tayar hau ;) eheh.....maile ta euta jokebook ko matrai aasa garya........besides you know ni dai, fascination with this generation for me is very low re kya ;) ehehe..
PP jyu, about kapal.its scary hai.........boru tyo shampoo, gel ko satta, poo dai lai "Kesh jharna rokine" bhanne bottle magam boru...he has one huge bottle in his restroom re kya ;) OOPS!
ma ta boru, hamri simple dizzu le bhanya jastai euta MORBIDLY MORTIFYING story lekhna suru garna parla jasto cha...;) lau aroo pachi!
oys
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| liya |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 11:18 PM
Poonte dai lay pani euta kura samayera kasto jiskauna saknu bha....la dai lae maney mailay.......heheh....asti ali thatta matra k garya thiya....dai ta k k kura garnu huncha.
Tara dai ko advice about tyo tori, nariwal chahi ati bhayena hai.....
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