| Username |
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 04-Jan-03 07:21 PM
A young woman went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna, a small jar of mayo, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When she came to the
counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at her and said;
"Dearest, You must be single."
"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"
"No, because You´re so goddamn ugly..."
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| starry night |
Posted
on 05-Jan-03 01:48 PM
That made absolutely no sense to me.
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| DWI |
Posted
on 06-Jan-03 02:53 PM
Funny
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| lonely |
Posted
on 06-Jan-03 03:31 PM
he bought and she went to the counter???
Doesnot make any sense to me..
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| Kabir |
Posted
on 06-Jan-03 07:41 PM
Eventhough, the bought word used in the MadMax's joke(if it is) doesn't seem appropriate, the total story is really funny. I appreciate for posting such story.
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| Vision |
Posted
on 06-Jan-03 10:02 PM
Very funny (NOT)
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| starry night |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 10:20 AM
no, you have the definition of funny mistakened. That was not a funny joke. That was just cruel. And Im the most vain person you will ever meet. (wellll...not reallly hhehe)
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| TheHeat |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 02:23 PM
Well here is a joke for all of you...It's funny in a sick way..
One day a boy came home from school and asked his mom.."Mom, what's magic?" Mom being busy cooking, told him to go ask his dad.."Dad, what's magic?" Dad watching football told him to go ask grandma..."Grandma, what's magic?"..Grandma was changing the diapers of his little baby sister and told the boy to go ask grandpa who was in the garage.."Grandpa, what's magic?" Grandpa thought for a moment and said, "Do you really wanna know?" The boy said yes.. Grandpa told the little boy to drop his pants, turn around and put his hands on the wall..The boy was shocked but did it anyway since no one told him what magic is. Then the grandpa asked him "Do you feel my thumb up your ass?" The boy shook his head and said "Yes"..Then the grandpa brings both his hands infront of the boy and shows him his thumbs and says "That's Magic".
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| starry night |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 02:53 PM
Thats disgusting.
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| TheHeat |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 03:30 PM
I already said that didn't I...
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| starry night |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 12:17 PM
you said sick. Im saying disgusting.
..OK! can we please have some funny jokes? And those of you just out of the mental institute, please keep those jokes (liek the ones above) to your self and your pyschologist. Thanks. ;)
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