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| MadMax |
Posted
on 04-Jan-03 07:23 PM
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 04-Jan-03 10:29 PM
MadMax, you da man! That was a good one! By the way, where do you get all these wicked jokes? Have enjoyed them much!
Spread da luv (the Rastaman effect)!
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| bujruk |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 04:23 PM
Damn good one
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 05:01 PM
it was really good...keep posting some more....
God bless nepal....if he can...
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 08:42 PM
"Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them"
hmmmm..... Does it apply to one's mother????? I wonder! :S
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| Vision |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 09:39 PM
Sitara ji,
Of course every womam out there is someone's mom...and your mom may not be a bitch to you ...and my mom is certainly no bitch to me...why do bitches have something to do with being moms? So are you saying no mom can be a bitch? And no bitch can be a mom? I can name few bitches who are somebody's mom hajur, hoina ra? Please enlighten us on this one.
Hajur thank you
tara I don't agree with the moral of the story, not all bitches are clever, I've seen some dumb ones, but they are even more dangerous
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 09:46 PM
Vision ji
Dare I, May I, Can I have the freedom to speculate without stepping on anyone's mom's son's toes?????????
ha re hajur... alikati ta swatantrata paaoona!
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| liya |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 11:38 PM
hahahahah that was a good one....thumbs up for all the ladies;)
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