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| TheHeat |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 06:11 PM
I know this belongs in the humor section or maybe it doesn't. But here is another sick joke from me... TheHeat
A guy is tending bar. A homeless guy comes in and asks the bartender for toothpick and leaves. Another homeless guy comes in and asks for toothpick and leaves. Another homeless guy followes and another asking for toothpick. After the two leave, another one comes and asks for a straw. The bartender was surprised..He asked the homeless guy "How come everyone asked for the toothpick and you're asking for a straw?"..The homeless guy said that "A guy left the bar and threwup just outside...the chunks are all gone so I'm getting the straw."
Told you guys it's sick..I hope none of you are eating right now.
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| DWI |
Posted
on 07-Jan-03 06:51 PM
That's sick allright.
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| starry night |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 12:37 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS JUST SICK! LOL.....ewww lol lol
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 04:20 PM
GROSS!
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 04:23 PM
add soem more of these...
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| TheHeat |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 12:34 AM
Thanks to all that read the joke...here is another one, not sick though..I think it's funny..
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas, everyone there looks at him since he is new..The guy goes to the bartender an orders a drink..The bartender gives his drink and asks, where he is from...The guy says Oklahoma...The bartender asks what he does for living, the guy says he is a taxidermist..The bartender not knowing that occupation asks him to explain...The says I "mount" animals...The bartender breathes a sigh of releif and tells everyone in the bar "Hey he is one of us"...
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