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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 08-Jan-03 08:58 PM
It's been a long time since I last visited Sajhapur, the home of San Pradhan and an ashram for many others. People may have come and gone, but Sajhapur still seems to be hanging in there giving "ashraya" to all the pilgrims thus maintaining its strength in this virtual community. "Ashraya"...the name I chose for my new born cousin. Isn't that a beautiful name? I like names that carry good meanings, unlike some Tom Dick and Harry. Not that I despise English names, but I simply love nepali names that are meaningful speaking of which, reminds me of a conversation with a fellow Sajhaite who once said to me, "a lot of people in Sajhapur think your real name is Dilasha," I found that quite funny. Perhaps with names like Sitara, Logical Sense, Jira, Ruck etc. that are distinctively pseudonyms, mine could be mistaken for a real name. Anyway, for a person who'd like to remain anonymous, I'd rather not reveal my identity. So, what's happening in the glitzy and the glamorous sajhallywood these days? Anything interesting? Did Sitara elope with Czar? or did Mr. Frost take the road less travelled and thus whisked her away while the others kept drooling? :) Did Bitchpatroll finally patch up with Paramendra? Did Ustaad Nepe finally cut his debut album of ghazals? Did NK give birth to twins? (the last I heard was she's expecting :)) Did Simplegal finally find her Simpleboy? Did Chiple dai buy a new tractor for his Muktinath trip? Did Paschim finally tie the knot after pataooing his friend's sister's friend's sister living happily ever after? Did Arnico get lost in the jungles of terai or did the crocodiles eat him up? I hope all's well and dandy in Sajhapur. I know I'm late but I want to wish you all a Very Happy New Year. Hope you all had a blast. Mine was a quiet family affair. To me the only thing that's exciting about New Year is getting the day off. That's it. It's just another day of another year so nothing really special. X-mas was more fun cuz it's more of a family celebration plus the exchange of ton of gifts make me feel as happy as the next door kid. Last minute shopping made me a bit exhausted, but thank god I found most of the gifts in one store named Bath Body and Beyond. That store is one heck of a store. I mean you can find everything you need. You name it they have it. I got some beautiful gifts as well. Since I love cooking, my host mother gave me a huge oval-shaped plate made of clay and beautifully hand painted which I used once after my mom who visited me from Nepal made "Selroti". The cutest gift I got was from my ten year old american brother and that was this small Kung-fu hamster which would sing this cute song once you press a button on its hand. Oh that was a crazy gift which cracks me up everytime I press the button. It was a fun-filled christmas. Too bad it didn't snow though. It would've been more fun I guess. Went to watch the movie Chicago the other night and boy is it so captivating!!! I was completely stunned by the whole movie which was phenomenal! It was like watching a Broadway musical. I mean seriously it's mind blowing!! I think Renee Zellweger will get an oscar nomination. She's done an amazing job! Catherine Zeta Jones has done a great job as well so has Richard Gere. Unlike Bollywood movies where songs and dances mean just running around trees and using up the three hour time, Chicago is so different. For those of you who love dances and Blues and Jazz, this is THE movie for ya'll. It's worth every penny! Alright folks, I gotta go now. I may not be able to visit Sajhapur as much as I want to but I will try my best to read interesting postings every now and then. Hope you all have a great year ahead!! As the following lyrics of one of the songs of CHICAGO says it all, let us all try to find a Little Bit of Sunshine everywhere..... - A Little Bit of Sunshine [MARY SUNSHINE] When I was a tiny tot Of maybe two or three I can still remember what My mother said to me... Place rose colored glasses on your nose And you will see the robins Not the crows for in this tense and tangled web Our weary lives may weave you're so much better off if you believe... That there's a little bit of good In everyone In everyone you'll ever know Yes, there's a little bit of good In everyone Though many times, it doesn't show It only takes the taking time With one another For under every mean veneer Is someone warm and dear Keep looking... for that bit of good in everyone The ones we call bad Are never all bad So try to find that little bit of good! Just a little, little bit of good Is someone warm and dear Keep looking... For that little good in everyone Although you meet rats They're not complete rats So try to find that little bit of good!
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| noname |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 06:26 AM
Dilasha, now I realize that why SAJHA was so KHALLO KHALLO...KE NAPUGE KE NAPUGE JASTO.... Let me report some SAJHA happenings: SITARA chose to elope with words! BP and Parmendra could not patch up as finally Parmendra had to use the only left SULESON to patch up his 18- wheeler. Ah...NK...she delivered one..(you can see it in right hand side of SAJHA)..and is still in labor pain. yeh..simplegal found The simple boy..just looking for HAHOOGOOROO to work on GRAHADASHA and find a suitable date. Aru dherai ke bhanu....PASCHIM is banned from Sajha..after SAN noticed that..he is after cuties of SAJHA. (Just for fun hai...!)
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| whine and chij |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 09:12 AM
from a family friend: "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE" by Jimmie H. Davis and Charles Mitchell The other night, dear As I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms. When I awoke, dear I was mistaken And I hung my head and cried; CHORUS: You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are grey You'll never know dear How much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away. I'll always love you And make you happy If you will only say the same But if you leave me To love another You'll regret it all some day; CHORUS You told me once, dear You really loved me And no one else could come between But now you've left me And love another You have shattered all my dreams; CHORUS Louisiana my Louisiana the place where I was borne. White fields of cotton -- green fields clover, the best fishing and long tall corn; CHORUS Crawfish gumbo and jambalaya the biggest shrimp and sugar cane, the finest oysters and sweet strawberries from Toledo Bend to New Orleans; CHORUS
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| chipledhunga |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 10:47 AM
Hey Dilasha, good to see you back again. Your absence in Sajhapur was indeed strongly felt by many including myself. Whenever I visited Kurakani, I was feeling as if I were eating momo sans masu, jeri sans chini or perhaps trekking without climbing ukalos and oralos or returning from Pokhara without a Baidam ko fanko. Anyway, thanks for reminding me about the tractor trip to Muktinath. Kaha bata kinnu ni hau tractor. I was going to rent one for you but the whole trip had to be postponed following your disappearance from Sajhapur as well as Najar’s failure to get a long enough vacation. These days instead of trekking, trucking, or tractoring, I have been more into bussing. Kahile macha khana Dolalghat kahile khataray Monica Lewinsky bus ma Pokhara. If you are interested, you can see my threads Dolalghat ko Macha (http://www.sajha.com/sajha/html/OpenThread.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=8579) and Bus # 101 (http://www.sajha.com/sajha/html/OpenThread.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=8636). On another note, our trip to Muktinath has been postponed till May. I will soon post the details in Kurakani. Aunu paryo hai yespaali ta. Since you mentioned that you love cooking, it may be a great opportunity for us to sample your culinary skills at my Mugling ko Sarbottam Bhojanalaya, kaso? We can add a few more extra days in Mugling exclusively dedicated for sampling your creations, kaso? Najar, vacation milau timi le pani jasari huncha. Ani Rusty, Paramendra, sabai jana aunu parcha hai. Lau ta Dilasha, audai garay maya namaray . Sajhapuray sabai le timi lai miss gardaichan.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 04:44 PM
HI Dilasha! Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you too!!! And when did you return from Australia? I had last heard that you had eloped with Ashu....!!! :P He he! you seem to have a list of Sitara's beaus ki ke ho? ....and unlucky me I am unaware of it! Noname ji.... "Sitara eloped with her words?" :) Do tell the name of the wordsworthy...or the word smith or the wizard of words!!!!!!!! :)
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 06:41 PM
Welcome back Dilasha baini (If I may dare). Happy new year to you too. Just don't vanish for this long, hai? Hmm! Are you guys/gals not curious about this 'noname' dude? My nosy logic is trying to find out which famous sajhaites he is? (I am kind of inclining towards HE, but, let us keep open minded for now, IT may ba a SHE...) - iti
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| noname |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 07:05 PM
LS..PAL..you are dangerous! I am old SAJHAITES, I agree. But I was never a famous 'dude'! I am sorry that I am trying to be 'elusive'! But it does not matter, even if I reveal my earlier signing name...nobody will be able to recall it but NK! LS....happy new year.
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| khaja biscuit |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 07:33 PM
Noname is NK's husband.
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| noname |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 07:46 PM
Bafre...mero yo euta matra jindagi...tyati kastakar pani nahos :) My origin in sajha was in a response to NK. So, she is my 'virtual' BRAMHA. :))
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| khaja biscuit |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 07:59 PM
Noname is NK's husband's boyfriend.
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| NK |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 08:55 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! Reallyguys! First of all it is not that kastakar as you might think to be my husband! Second, Khaja biscuit, timi ta osya jasto chau ni?? And Logical Sense, there is no denying that our noname IS an old Sajhaite. Protean?? :)
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| NK |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 08:59 PM
Dilasha, Ah! manai shanta huney naam. Happy new year to you too!
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| Robert Frost |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 09:28 AM
Dilashaji, Sitara eloped with words, courtesy of noname! As for Frost, He became defrosted and frozen in the freezing Star... Welcome back sweety :) oh btw, that Dolalghat ko Macha by Chipledhungaji is awesome. Take time to read that.
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| ruck |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 09:49 AM
A Very Happy New Year to you too Dilasha..
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 12:24 PM
Ke bhanam, Dilasha naani...yo budeshkaal ma...Sajhapur ko khabar ustai chha...aba ghat bata bhayeni kehi khabar sunam na ta naani lai... Ma afai bata shuru garam...sano ko sanai chhu, marine bela ma ni sanai chhu...katti tankina khojen, kehi sip lagena... Sitara jyu ta sanchikai poila gai...ke jaati naam chai thaha bhayena...chhippeko magaj le thuprai kura birsanchhu aajkaal...euta chithi ta pathaki thiyin...poilo gako aekdam ramailo bho re...baato ma euta Frost bhanne le daka halna aathyo re...wahan ko hero le ta bajayechha bajiya lai...Lahur aekdam bikasit chha re... Frost babu...tyo daka halne kaam ma asafal hunu bhayesi jhandai jhandai sanyas lina lagnu bha chha re...wahan ko kabita ko ta euta pustak nai niskana laa chha, naani...mouka milae kindes...bichara lai arko dulahi khojna kehi sahayog hunthyo ki? Bitchy babu ra Para babu ko jhagada shanta bhayeko chha...aba Para babu yatra bata farkesi feri Mahabharat ko arko episode shuru hola bhanne aasha ma chhu...herum...tettinjel banchiyechha bhane TV kholna awasya bhulne chhaina... NK naani ni dui jiu ki??? Lou na ni! malai ta thahai thiyena...tyo ni jumlyaha re? Chyante ra Gaante naam rakhe hunthyo... Paschim babu ta ke ko paschim ni...poorba tira matra dulera baschhan re...bela bela ma aaunchha...shayad naani ko anupasthiti le garda hola, uu babu ni regularly aaunai chhodnu bhayo Sajhapur...bihe ko kura najhiknu, naani, uu sanga...bairaginchha Ashu babu...ke jati muntira ko desh ma hiking-siking garna janu bha chha re...malai Dundee hat lyaidinchhu bhannu bha thyo...khai kaile firta aune ho...tyokhilke topi layera ma ni yesso baisalu umer ko jha-jhalko lyaam bhaneko... Czar babu le ta malai jhandai nileko...hijo chhadi asti mattrai...ani feri rakshi ko bottle ko kura jhikesi mattra feri okalnu bho... Chiple babu ko tractor...khoi, aafaile sunai saknu bho kyare...katha bhane ramro ramro sunaunu hunchha aajkal... Hamra mitra Kalankisthan jyu le naam ferera PremPujari hunu bhachha...haraek din bihana saberai uthera dhoti-soti berera, lota le pani chadaundai, janai dhoyera Hudson khola ko kinarai basera saraa taruni haru ko puja garnu hunchha...tei pani pyat matlab dyaa hoina bichara lai koi taruni le...kamako jatti sabai paisa dhoop balerai udaune bho ni... Simplegal naani...bheteko thiyen gata sata mattrai...testi ramri sukumari le ni kasari poilo jane partner napaunu bha ho, maile ta bujhnai sakina...kata kata PremPujari jyu lai email gareko bhanera ta suneko thiyen...shayad PP jyu ko puja ko fal milne bela bho ki? Ke bhai ra chha khai bhandainan kyare...afno kaan ta buchai... Najar naani aaris le futne bela bhachha...sathi bhanera maya gareko re Simple naani lai...ahile aayera Najar naani le jata jata aankha layo tetai tetai huttera pugchhe re Simple naani...bichari ko ni umer chhippana thalechha...poi bhane pako hoina re...kasti ramri chhe uni pani...merai salo sanga kura chalam bhanera bhanthee...herum... OYS babu sanaga ni bhet bha thyo gata sata...kalilai balak ko ke kura garai bho ra? onth nichore dudh aula jasto thyo...tara maile ta nichorera herina...astinai arko balak ko ni dudh aunchha ki bhanera nichoreko...tyo ke jati dairy bata dudh napaunda...kehi ni aayena...ali jor le nichoreko, piccha layera ragat po ayo...kwaa kwaa royera tyo balak, ma ta suinkucha thokera bhagen... Suna naani aajkaal momo pasal kholnu bha chha...hamro Kalankisthan jyu le aba suna naani ko chhori ko pacchi lagla bhanne dar bhai ra cha malai ta...mo mo ta mitho chha re bhanera sunchhu, tara khai afule chakhna paa chhaina... Ruck naani ni chhe yetai katai...ali kam bolna thalichhe aajkaal...khai jindagi dekhi wakka lagyo bhanera gunaso gardai thee...aba bihe-sihe bhai sakyo...bhantang-bhuntung paune bela ma jhan rahar najagera ke kura le wakka bhayeki hun kunni? Bhantang-bhuntung banaune bhanesi tyo umer ma ta mero ta kapalai nabhako talu ma teshro netra khulthyo... Naya naya babu-naani haru thuprai aauna thaleka chhan...ustao ho naani...koi ramailai chhan, koi le ris uthaunchhan...pahile jastai... Sanchi, antyama...hamra SAN babu...wahan lai mahan manera sabaile puja gareka thiye kehi din aghi samma mattra...wahan le ni kahile kahin jhinge-dau launu hunchha Sajhapure taruni haru maathi...balchhi ma machha chai pareko khabar malai ahile samma ayena, naani...Sajhapur ka raja ni kannya-kumarai bhayera marne bho jasto chha...naani baru...single ki taken? :p Aru kasailai chhutayen bhane khabar paam hai, naani...HARI SHARANAM!
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| czar |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 01:21 PM
Poonte, Should the Sunday Times await your arrival then ? Excellent narration. I owe you a few rounds at the very least. Drinks, I meant. Not the high velocity, armour pierceing type of rounds. Cheers !
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 02:59 PM
Poonte ji... kya kya rumours phailaooney hajur? Parkhisyos hajurlai... mai le janeko choo!!! GRRRRRRR!!! :)
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 03:21 PM
Poonte dai.......Mero all the KAPAL to you :) finally something refreshing........brain drain ko rish nai maryo ehhe......I am sure this weekend is gonna be a good one..ki aam pheri? arko ek thaal choila pakaune ho ki ? ;)..natra pheri M dizzu kaha side khelna jana ta hunthyo ni ;) oys
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 03:23 PM
oops..Dilasha lai ta birsi ra..... welcome back hai ........hamle ni hajur ta Ashu sanga tyantar myantar gardai hunuhuncha bhanne khabar pako ho.......but you and yor postings were sorely missed... and don't get frightened with sajha's new Faces..most of them are just OLD DEVILS IN DISGUISE ;) .. oys
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| najar |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 03:26 PM
Dliasha---welcome back. Poonte hajurba, pakhsyos hajur lai--mlaai testo budhi banaai dyaa--dherai hela nagaribaskyos na hajurba--bharkhar 1/4 of a century cross garya manchhe lai. 2/3 life ta bitaunai chha if not 3/4 ;) Aba haamro poo hajurba le aafno intention sidhai bhande bhayi haalthhyo ni--ham budhe (47++ bhnaya jasto laagchha kata ho kunni) hai tyo kya huwa dil waale hai bhanera :-) Aba Poonte ko khabar--- Day by day he is getting younger. He is now (around new year) midgetier than when i saw him perform at the kasturi club last dashain. Jhan bhanda jhan flirtatious (see the thread on--at victoria secret). Mero pyari bhauju lai phone nagari bhaaa chhaina. And a khush khabari ---poo hajur ba too, is becoming a father soon, that too of four poonta poontee quadraplets--bharkhar poo bhauju ko telgram padhya. Aba chhora chhori le thhik parchhan poonte lai. Tyo classsic tyausi is demanding a rest. Too exhausted to be driven. Poonte should instead take up a full time job of posting at sajha, together with occasional taas playing, binge-drinking and word wrestling. Btw, poonte there is one way out of me not calling my poo bhauju to your poll kholing of sajha--soonest saala lai amrika bolaunu paryo ;) summer samma pheri mariyo bhane ke garne? :( Czarji--i think this perhaps is the first time i have addressed to you. But have silently read your postings since my entry to sajha about 3 months ago. You really have a wide array of knowledge, interests and eloquence. Keep it up! et.. Est-ce que je puis vous joindre deux pour une boisson? Tell my 'the ny friend' i said hi :)
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| najar |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 03:36 PM
Oys, haami ni aam tyo Mickie kaa. Mickie ra ma ta tyo maitighar ko tuppo ko iskool ma sangai padhthhem, well padhne less--halla more. Malai ni iowa ko guests herna maun laayo.
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 03:38 PM
Hmm, I knew it. Something fishy about 'noname'. NK, are you implying that noname is Protean or asking protean about noname? Too bad I can not search on Sajha old postings nowadays to EXPLORE more on the hint given by noname. My category IV - Sajha aliases!!! noname - Protean (ho ta? hona bhane Proteanji bhandinusna ta ko ho noname) Isolated Freak - ...Trai addmitted it NK - .. we know photo says all Biswo - .. we know NoAsa is not Nirasa Paschim - .. we know Paramendra - Photo says all VillageVoice - Famous journalist It is fun to have HAZY live picture of all of you famous Sajhaiites in front while reading your postings!!!! Ho Ki Haina - HO HO!!!! . . .
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| ruck |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 04:23 PM
Protean = Noname?? ;))
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| ruck |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 04:51 PM
Poonte dai, don't worry, malai jindagi dekhi kina wakka laagne.. lau lau khau khau bhanne umer maa pani dikka lagcha bhanya??? ho ni, aba bihe gare pachi ta bhantang bhuntung ko baare ma ta sochnai paryo ki kaso?
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| noname |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 04:58 PM
:) protean r u hearing?
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| ruck |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 06:34 PM
hahah protean is not around .....hehehe
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| noname |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 06:41 PM
I can wait till the cows come home.
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| czar |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 07:35 PM
Mademoiselle Najar, You are entirely too kind. Merci. A votre sante !
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 08:25 PM
Meri bassai!!! yo poonte bawoo ley pani biyesmari hasayo gaanthey!! kyaarney bawoo! ghar aan. halo jotney ni maii, baunso liyee khet khanney ni maii, bhaisi dooney ni maii, bhaisi lai ghaas katney ni maii, ani makai baari aan. makai ropney ni maii, bhayena bhanera bhancha aan. chulo baalney ni maii!! eh(s)to dukha kah(s)ta bhayesiii kaanta phursat hundo ho ma jahti gareeb tuhuri lai sajhapur jahto pabitra thaun ma tirthayaatra jaana!! tehto tirthayaatra ta timaru jahta thula badaa dhani money, sau sauni subba subini haru le po garna pauchau...bhagyamaani ko bhootai kamaro bhanchan kyarey. jo hos kahiley kahin eso bakhra charauney nihu ley sajhapur aan. dui pailo tekna paincha ki bhanney asha liyee aaunchu kyaa..kahto kuro nabujhney ho kunni ani timro pyaanlo pyaanlo tyausi ma niu eeyarka ka syausi myausi haru lai nikkai ghumauchau rey timiley achel bhanney gaain guuin halla cha hai gaun ma....meri ammaii timri jahan ley suni bhaney k bhanlaan kunni!! paap laula hai poontey bawooo, pheri ek kaan dui kaan maidaan bhayo bhaney timro hajurbao lauro liyee aaipugla ni tya niu eeyark aan. tehta thula badaa shahar aan. gai bau amaa ko naak kaan jibro sabai kaatney kaam nagarnu meri bassai k sunnu paro aaja yo kaan ley!! :-) Thanks everyone for your warm welcome. I missed you too...wait a minute...did i really? heh heh!! Sitara dijyu risaani nabhaibakselaa hai, bahini ley jiskaa ho hajur lai...Oyschill dai, "Ashu sanga tyantar myantar" rey? haina k sundai chu ma? Ashu ko ta Paknajol ki Paanwali Parbati sanga kuro chineyko Sajhapur aan. halla machya chaina? "Nichey paan ki dukaan upar Parbati ka makaan" bhandai Ashu ley Parbati lai patyai ahiley he's having fun with Ms. Parbati in the Australian sun, honeymoon in advance rey kya!! :) Najar dijju, I heard from Sgal that you guys had a blast in nyc. Glad to hear that. Ani kya ho Poonte dai ko saala lai nadekhi kana lop parya hajur ko? lop matra haina mero hajurmuwa ley bhannu bhaye jhai "lop myaar" pani hola ni pheri...don't forget to invite me hai bihey ma, I'll bring you an "ishteel" ko thaal. :) Robert Frost ji, global warming ley garda achel hiu parnai chodisakyo tesailey hola hajur defrosted hoi bakseko tara pheri "frozen in the freezing star" rey?? ahmmm should I bring a bucket of hot water then? Anyways, what's up with name changing? kalanki dai aka prempujari? noname aka protean? khai baa kuro bujnai gaaro.....la ma ta lagein bun tira bakhara charauna!!
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 10-Jan-03 09:27 PM
Haina, joon thread kholeni, khusukka mero bihe ko chaaso gereko bhetinchha... although Dilasha might say I have been going to Nepal at a frequency that's only justifiable for a desperate thito on a mad "wife-search", euta spastikaran diyi haalnu paryo: Mangsir ma baaja bajanune dhoko thiyo...aba eklai bihe nahune...Faagun is too soon...tees barsa nanaghdai swasni lyaune rahar...now, i have conveniently extended the deadline to 35...tyesaile dhukkai chha. uhi chorra, chorri payera park tira ghumaune belama aafu lai bau haoina hajur bau bhanlaan bhanne darr chha...khissa hansera, "yestai ho, ke garne" bhandim la...Deuba-ji le ni pachaas barsa ma bihe garera ramrai shrimati bhettaya kyare...santaan pani rishta-pushta nai niskeko chha re. aba, 35 barsa ma ni bihe bhayena bhane chahin, NK ka "imaginary" twins madhye euta lai adopt garna parla...NK putra/putri ko aadha Nepali, aadha europeli genes ta bejod nai hola ni, kaso? :)
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