| dailtone |
Posted
on 09-Jan-03 02:43 PM
A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel
in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic
Review.....
(RS: Room Service; G: Guest)
RS: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine"
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "wana piss?"
G: "Excuse me????"
RS: "Wana piss or wan to piss?"
G: " oh ho! one piece only!"
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "Wo.k.... wanna fok?"
G: " Sorry?????????"
RS: "Wana Fok on on ya plate witch nife?"
G: "oh yes ofcourse a fork with a knife!"
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
Tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "You're welcome"
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