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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 12:26 PM
Here r some strange facts of this world.
En--joy
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(for those who thought monday really sucked..one tat-tatochitthi can make yor day) :)
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Never get a PAP smear there gals)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as Guam!)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it, if only Osama knew this!)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (I won't touch THAT one!)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those Pigs
eheh..
oys (not my creation though!! )
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 12:42 PM
hahaha OYS jyu,
Thanks for educating me.
I am going to check on GUAM, thats better than that PIG thing kyaa. Where is GUAM anyway?? What are the visa process??
You made my day yaar!!!
Aru ni jaawosh kyaa.....
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| Rastaman |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 01:16 PM
Broda Oyes. Looks like you neva been to da North ease. In dem land of da Broda Nagas is dem one tribe. When dem wife gets pregnant and gives baby. all dem family and friends feeds da Naga Broda with good soups and give him all da comforts like massage. Him broda is strictly not allowed to work fo four to six weeks. Him given good food and drinks brought in da bedroom. As soon as this time ova then him can go have mo sex.
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 01:31 PM
say it again Rasta, I didn't get it.
please.
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| Rastaman |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 01:39 PM
I is sayin is dem my Naga broda gets to be da Sutkeri. Dem broda dont need to Sutkeri ko nama gari Tauko mailey khayen. Him gets da kings treatment so dem he might get energized fo mo of dem sex.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 01:51 PM
maile ta ajhai bujhina..
rastaman, could you change yor avatar for a while and explain in plain english....well, if that's so easy, even nepali literature will do, even hindi for MARLEY'S HAIR's sake..eheh..
oys
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| Rastaman |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 02:12 PM
You is dem Englash peopal too? I know not how to write good englash and my Korean Masta knows littel than I. But him pay I on time and gives me all da big big jobs.
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 02:17 PM
Rasta broda,
You studied anthropology or what...that Naga practice of husband behaving like a sutkeri wife and getting all da rato bhaleko masu is true...anthropology have a name for dat. At the Indie restaurant I work, there be a good man from Nagaland, he tell I and I all dis new things about dem Nagas. Rasta, you ever been to dem Naga hills to sprad da rasta love? Dis Naga friend tells I dat any non-naga found with a Naga woman has to be killed by 12 virgins in the most cruel manner (like being pierced by dier sharp bidents). Dey kill you piece by piece, each day new virgin taking over, no rest allowed for the unfortunate man. Dis being also one of dier ancient customs of course.
Avoid the nor eas!
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| Rastaman |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 02:51 PM
Suva yes I did dem study. No you got it wrong my mon. Dem Naga brodas dont kill I and I. Cause dem know I and I is all about dem love. My Naga brodas dont like them peopal who have deceieved and put I down. And as for giving Rasta Love yes I and I have been to da beautiful land of da Nagas. I hear dat some of my love is dem runnin around in Mokokchung and one in da Dimapur is not sure bout. But dem say him too is runnin around.
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| fRank |
Posted
on 13-Jan-03 05:08 PM
ya know what i wanna be.. i wanna be a guy living in Guam.. with dat full time job.. and at da same time be able to metamorphose into a PIGLION.. and just think about it.. 50 times a day plus half an hour of orgasm.. damn. .i would be having sex all da time.. lol.. since i have this free entry into AMerica hai.. and this GUAM is american territory.. i should be able to go there right.. i mean without any obstructions.. whatchya say.?
till laters
Peace
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