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| Jah |
Posted
on 14-Jan-03 08:49 PM
Listen my broda Chappal and listen carefully. Read all yo writings and listen carefully. You is saying that them you peopal always get away.No no no them dont get away wid it. Listen to I and think on it. Fo it is da whole truth which I and them all know. And I hope all da nice peopal of Sajha reads to you and I. Let me explain how them was gotten. I will tell you from da begining so you will see da truth and I speak nothin but truth because I is not educated like them and can not make them theories.
In da time of my fadas granfada them peopal of yours came wid da book. Them peopal went to da great king of yours.Them Peopal told da great king."Oh Great King it is written heya that when you die you give me them gold,Silva,Money, House,Your big elephan, your clothes, hats etc etc in exchange for my soul and some of da things I will do that no human bein is suppose to do like eat yo meat take a bath and become a lowlife." The great king thought for a moment and told him ok if I get to heaven why not.
Everytime a king died them peopal of yours went there and became a lowlife. Them peopal of yours were very happy for them were getting away wid all them money for selling them souls of theirs. So it went on.
Everythin was fine.Then one day last year them Kings died. Them peopal of yours were happy. Them went to da palace and again showed da book of their forfadas. The new King said "Wokke!"
The day arrived and them broda of yours went to da palace. Them king of yours told yo broda welcome. Them kings men took him to da riva made him naked put him in da riva and make your broda drink da dirty wata take a bath in da wata. Dem kings peopal made him dinna wid pig fat cause it was cheapa. Then da final time fo da meat of da dead king. Since da king was killed wid da gun there was no good part left only thing nice left in da body was kings nuts.So da kings men salvaged da nuts. Da kings men had run out of da pigs fat so they just boiled it and served yo broda.
Next day kings men put yo broda on da elephan . Made him look like a cartoon.The kings men took yo broda to da riva. Made your broda get down and said goodbye to yo broda. No gold no silva no money no elephan. The Kings men even made yo broda naked and took back da clothes. Peopal saw yo broda crossing da river in da langauti.
IS it true or false?
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 14-Jan-03 09:10 PM
a nice story! keep us posting your stories, they are entertaining.
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| Jah |
Posted
on 14-Jan-03 09:26 PM
Hey broda Freak. Rasta dont tell no stories. Rasta just tells da truth of what happens. Rasta dont have da big brain full of da educasion to make up stories like them Peopal. If da truth keeps you entertainin then I got dem lots of truth of mine too. I been helping my mastas wife wid her computa so I been gettin enough time to be on heya. I thank Sajha fo letting a rastaman without educasion to say somepin in heya. Thank you Sajha and all them peopal.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 14-Jan-03 09:39 PM
I thought I and I was reading a beautiful story.
What's the (da) truth in your post?
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| Jah |
Posted
on 14-Jan-03 09:43 PM
dont you read da newspapers or listen to da news? Dont you git it? That is not a story means it happened just last year in da kingdom. Didnt you hear bout da katto ? Da kings men just made them broda of yours eat katto and gave nothin. In fact couple of da kings guards kicked them broda of yours butt when him got off da elephan by da riva and did not want to return da sunglasses of da dead king.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 14-Jan-03 09:54 PM
really? but, i still think its a nice story. (if you work on it, maybe you can make it more readable and plesant).
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| whine and chij |
Posted
on 15-Jan-03 01:51 PM
correction: "last year" should read "year before last" or similar, since the katto was not last year (2002) but 2001.
but why let facts get in the way of a good story by "gnarly bob marley"?
my philosophy is don't sweat the details...
~your friendly neighborhood airline mechanic
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