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on 16-Jan-03 09:05 PM
A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
>hell for each country.He goes first to the German hell and asks, “What
>do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair
>for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
>the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
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>The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
>checks the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
>discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
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>Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long
>line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do
>here?" He is told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
>Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian
>devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is
>exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people
>waiting to get in?" Because there is never any electricity, so the
>electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails, and the
>devil is a govt. servant, so he comes in, signs in the register and then
>goes to the canteen.
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