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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 18-Jan-03 06:49 PM
>>One day, all the human body parts started arguing about who was on
>>top... The mouth said, ''I should be on top because, without me,
>>you wouldn't be able to eat.'' Then the stomach said, ''Ya but if
>>it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to digest and transfer all
>>the minerals and vitamins throughout the body, I should be on
>>top.'' Then the heart said, ''I should be on top because I'm the
>>one who takes the blood from point A to point B. Without me, the
>>body would die.'' Then the brain said, '' Well, without me, you
>>wouldn't be able to move, eat, digest or allow circulation of
>>blood, so I should be on top.'' Now, the asshole was beginning to
>>get annoyed, ''You know, I should be on top because I can just shut
>>my hole and then shit will accumulate and block the digestive track
>>and screw all of you up.'' It was chaos, everyone was yelling and
>>fighting. Finally, the asshole got fed up, ''That's it, I'm fed up,
>>I'm shutting up my hole.''
>>
>>So for a few days, the body couldn't shit and the brain had trouble
>>moving, the stomach digesting, the mouth eating and the blood flow
>>going, everyone was begging the asshole to open up, The brain said,
>>''Please open up, you made your point, your on top, just open up.''
>>The asshole smiled, ''So everyone agrees that I'm on top?'' ''YES''
>>everyone shouted. ''OK!'' so the asshole opened up and the body
>>could shit again. The moral of this story is, you have to be an
>>asshole to be on top...
>>
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 18-Jan-03 06:49 PM
>>One day, all the human body parts started arguing about who was on
>>top... The mouth said, ''I should be on top because, without me,
>>you wouldn't be able to eat.'' Then the stomach said, ''Ya but if
>>it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to digest and transfer all
>>the minerals and vitamins throughout the body, I should be on
>>top.'' Then the heart said, ''I should be on top because I'm the
>>one who takes the blood from point A to point B. Without me, the
>>body would die.'' Then the brain said, '' Well, without me, you
>>wouldn't be able to move, eat, digest or allow circulation of
>>blood, so I should be on top.'' Now, the asshole was beginning to
>>get annoyed, ''You know, I should be on top because I can just shut
>>my hole and then shit will accumulate and block the digestive track
>>and screw all of you up.'' It was chaos, everyone was yelling and
>>fighting. Finally, the asshole got fed up, ''That's it, I'm fed up,
>>I'm shutting up my hole.''
>>
>>So for a few days, the body couldn't shit and the brain had trouble
>>moving, the stomach digesting, the mouth eating and the blood flow
>>going, everyone was begging the asshole to open up, The brain said,
>>''Please open up, you made your point, your on top, just open up.''
>>The asshole smiled, ''So everyone agrees that I'm on top?'' ''YES''
>>everyone shouted. ''OK!'' so the asshole opened up and the body
>>could shit again. The moral of this story is, you have to be an
>>asshole to be on top...
>>
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| devil's advocate |
Posted
on 05-Feb-03 01:08 PM
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowingin despair, he has his first meeting with The Devil.
The Devil: Why so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I`m in hell.
The Devil: Hell`s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down
here... Do you drink?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
The Devil: Well you`re gonna love Mondays. On Mondays that`s all we
do is drink. Whiskey, brandy, rum, tequila, beer...we drink until
we throw up and then we drink some more! It doesn`t matter because
you`re already dead!
Guy: That sounds great.
The Devil: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes.
The Devil: You`re going to love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer
- who cares! You`re already dead!
Guy: Wow!
The Devil: Do you gamble?.
Guy: I do.
The Devil: Wednesdays you can gamble all you want...blackjack,
roulette, poker, whatever... If you lose yourshirt...who cares!
Guy: Amazing!
The Devil: You into drugs?
Guy: You don`t mean...
he Devil: Yes, Thursdays are drug days. Help yourself toa great
all the drugs that your want! Who cares... you`re dead!
Guy: I never realized Hell was such a swinging place!!!
The Devil: Are you gay?
Guy: No.
The Devil: Ooooh - you`re gonna hate Fridays..
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 06-Feb-03 04:43 AM
hahahahahah!!!
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 26-Feb-03 10:06 AM
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never
smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at
least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even
notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent
- stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,
let's work on your hearing..."
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| xTrimer |
Posted
on 27-Feb-03 10:00 PM
hahaha...hell good ones, advocate...some more jawos.
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 28-Feb-03 08:49 AM
Height Of Tolerance:A one handed man hanging on a cliff while his balls are itching.
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| RAJUNPL |
Posted
on 28-Feb-03 08:51 AM
so sad.
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| allare |
Posted
on 28-Feb-03 08:57 AM
but not bad
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 28-Feb-03 09:42 AM
Height of revenge:A bastard punching holes in a condom factory.
(so that...jhan dherai bastard)
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| rajunpl |
Posted
on 01-Mar-03 03:40 AM
He needs to be bought into justice, :-)
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| differentlysane |
Posted
on 01-Mar-03 03:00 PM
heights of thirst
a vampire drinking blood from a sanitary napkin
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 01-Mar-03 04:21 PM
Height of irritating sound:Two skeleton making love in a tin's roof
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 02-Mar-03 09:20 AM
Height of fashion:
Baggy condoms!
Height of technology:
Zippered condoms!
:P
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| mack |
Posted
on 02-Mar-03 11:03 AM
sitara(can I call u tara instead cause i know a guy whose name is sitaram so whenever I see your name, reminds me of him and I wanna avoid vidualizing his face again so can I puleeeseeee?)
when u said height of technology.....
u just reminded me of the most painful moment of my life....when i was in 4th grade i zipped up my thing once, boy was that painful.
please avoid zippered condoms or ban it universally.
and Y baggy condoms? so that u can stuff some almonds in there? almonds in the hersey wasnt enough? lol
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 02-Mar-03 12:21 PM
I dunno wether u will like this or not,but last night i was thinking abt height of foolishness and this is what came to my head
Height of foolishness:
Bhakti Thapa peeping through a tank hole wondering what is it.
(This guy was a commander and i thought wat he did was foolish)
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 02-Mar-03 02:39 PM
Bhakti thapa...hahahaha
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| sajan |
Posted
on 03-Mar-03 04:36 AM
So obnoxious !
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| rajunpl |
Posted
on 03-Mar-03 09:07 AM
Aru pani jaos EVIL'S ADVOCATE.
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| devil's advocate |
Posted
on 03-Mar-03 12:38 PM
Do you know cricket is a sexy game?
What???????
Didn't you hear the commentator say"He gently pushed in between fine leg and deep fine leg"
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| sajan |
Posted
on 04-Mar-03 11:40 AM
devil's advocate ,
Don't think so cricket is such a game. Can u enlighten it pls ?
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| rajunpl |
Posted
on 06-Mar-03 04:25 AM
Tony......ko ni...????
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 06-Mar-03 08:11 AM
Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Ans:Becoz they don't have BALLS9natra ta balls nai..)
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 10:29 AM
why do women have periods?
ans:because they deserve it(he..he..he)
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 06:27 PM
What do you say to a woman with one black eye?
Ans:Nothin,she has already been told
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 11-Mar-03 09:38 AM
What do you say to a women with two balck eyes?
Ans:Nothin again,she has been told twice
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| rajunpl |
Posted
on 11-Mar-03 09:41 AM
Lough out loud aru pani jaos
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 11-Mar-03 10:23 AM
Three women le ekdum tapasya garepachi bhagwan prasanna bhayera prakat bhaye.He asked to the first women "Nari wat do u want?",she said she wanted to be 10 times smarter,god granted her the wish,the next said she wanted to be 100 times smarter,she was granted too,the third said she wanted to be 1000 times smarter,god said "tathastu' and the women became man.(hehehehehe..sorry naris ,but that's the truth)
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 11-Mar-03 11:03 AM
what is in common between women and ratnapark ko toilet?
Ans:either they are engaged or are full of shit
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 12:22 PM
Height of Optimism:Krishna prasad bhattarai getting married and lookin for a flat near a primary skoo.
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 07:58 PM
Height of pessimism:crossin a one way road lookin at both sides
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| zzz |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 10:10 PM
How can you tell when a man is a lifeless prick who cant even get a female to LOOK at him?
when he goes around making fun of something he wants desperately but cant get his hands on.
yup...u sound like one lonely ol' fart.
and its so sad the way you are the only one laughin at your own jokes
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| zzz |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 10:12 PM
oh and if it wasnt for the "periods" you wouldnt be here.
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 13-Mar-03 06:59 PM
What do u call a asshole whoi who is desparately tryin to prove hez smart?
Ans:ZZZ
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 15-Mar-03 12:39 PM
Nepla ko khatra ukhan:Gairo ma basne lai po pairo ko daar,danda ma basne lai l..o ko daar
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| uh_oh |
Posted
on 15-Mar-03 02:26 PM
Devil, you are so pathetic!!!!!!!
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 15-Mar-03 10:01 PM
pathetic...nope ..i am rajesh hamal...mero filim tadak diver hereko cha...superhit bhayo.
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 16-Mar-03 02:40 PM
Bible waving white trash George bush lai mero middle finger,U don't need to go to a war to prove u r a good christian,spread peace love and harmony,and tony blair a middle finger for u too for being a puppet.
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| uh_oh |
Posted
on 16-Mar-03 04:20 PM
haha......devil, that was funny. hmm.....i haven't seen that movie yet...Rajesh Hamal, hey he's a fine actor ni, he's just ali bad looking natra ta his acting is not that bad. I'm sure you're not him, coz i'm pretty sure that he didn't graduate from AVM.
You should see that movie "Trikon", man, i couldn't stop laughing while watching that movie. It's not that the movie is funny, it's their acting that is funny. And songs....ohhhh my god.....they are sooo weird. You gotta see it.
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| Devil's advocate |
Posted
on 17-Mar-03 12:11 PM
Uh-oh,i guess i got ur name right ,sorry if i screwed it,hey pal...u shocked me,how come u know that i am an AVM graduate,or was it through the kurakani i posted regarding AVM ko website.C'on ...bark,i hope u will reply soon till than take care and keep rocking.
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| uh_oh |
Posted
on 17-Mar-03 03:14 PM
Oh of course yeah....i saw that website. To tell u the truth, that website sucks but good that at least they're doing something........
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| san |
Posted
on 18-Mar-03 08:13 AM
test
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| devil's advocate |
Posted
on 18-Mar-03 08:53 AM
yeah uh-oh,that site really sucks.I was so excited to see that and what i got was....nothing.I guess it will start updating that,and yeah they are organizing this get togather,i'll miss that,wat abt you,r u in nepal.Keep on rockin pal.
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