| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 20-Jan-03 01:37 PM
Q: What did Stayfree tell to condom?
A: Boss if you fail, both of us will be out of business for next
9months.
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Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't
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Q: Who is a gynaecolgist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a
place, where most people find pleasure
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Why men doesn't make shhh..kindda of a sound while pissing ,like
women?
Ans:Cos God had given them a six to eight inch long SILENCER!
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Airtel boy asked Spice Girl: what is ur speciality?
Spice Girl: Night time incoming free!!
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doctor to his lady patient:' U look so weak and exausted! Are u
having ur meals three times a day as I had advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day!!
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A foreign tourist spots a sexy eunuch while walking down Malabar
Hills and asks:"R u a Prostitute?"
the eunuch replies: "No, I am a substitute."
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While paying the bill, the storekeeper objected on a Rs.500 note.
and asked the girl as to where she keeps the notes. The Girl
replied " In my bra.."
"That is why Gandhiji's MOUTH IS OPEN.!!" exclaimed the shopkeeper.
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A sardhar boy beaten on the ass by his teacher, goes home, looks at
his back in the mirror and says: "Saale ne maar maar ke doh tukde
kar diya!!'
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The most enjoyable form of sex education is the
Braille method
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Teacher: Why are you rubbing oil on your head while I am teaching?
Boy: Last night I heard my mum tell my dad,rub oil on the head if
it's not going in.
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Santa give twelve roses to his wife, Jeeto, who is thrilled with
Santa's action She undresses, lies down spreads her legs and says
this is for the roses.
Santa: Why, can't you find a vase.
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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?.
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The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see
three
Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screams.
One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, "Well, it says on the
menu,
First come, First served!".
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Santa reads a poster outside a police station "wanted for rape and
murder cases."
He goes in and says, "Sir I want to apply for the job on the poster
!!!"
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