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Why students fail....

   It's not the fault of the student if he 22-Jan-03 vivid
     Where is the time for "toilet and miscel 22-Jan-03 Torpe
       Vivid ji I wish you could convince Ge 22-Jan-03 SITARA
         Torpe.... you can pee while you are atte 22-Jan-03 Harris
           Is there any possibility that the 'day l 22-Jan-03 Rusty
             Rusty, if the 'day left' can be negative 22-Jan-03 PremPujari


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vivid Posted on 22-Jan-03 09:11 AM

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because
the year has ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays 52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are
for rest.days left 313.

2. Summer holidays 50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study. days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep means 30 days.days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing(good for health) means 15
days. days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew
properly & eat)means 30days. days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)means 15
days days left 81.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festiva l (holidays)40
days.Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days. remaining days 3.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at
that day?" Balance days 0

"How can a student pass ?????"

Just received this from one of my friends so thought about sharing with others having similar fate.....
Torpe Posted on 22-Jan-03 11:39 AM

Where is the time for "toilet and miscellaneous purpose", dude? You mean students do not pee?? :)
SITARA Posted on 22-Jan-03 11:44 AM

Vivid ji

I wish you could convince George Bush !!!! He is getting on every school system's nerves with his "No child left behind" Policies!!!

hehe nice! whew! a relief to read something funny about schools and students!
Harris Posted on 22-Jan-03 12:14 PM

Torpe.... you can pee while you are attending your exam.
Rusty Posted on 22-Jan-03 03:04 PM

Is there any possibility that the 'day left' can be negative? Also consider the spent in Internet???
PremPujari Posted on 22-Jan-03 05:19 PM

Rusty, if the 'day left' can be negative, then my balance days will be -365. (365 days for mine spending time on Sajha)