| Username |
Post |
| Rekha |
Posted
on 22-Jan-03 10:37 PM
Pick up lines with come backs!
1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
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| NKT |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 04:10 PM
Male: Damn Girl are you tired
Female: No, Why?
Male: Coz u been running thru my mind ;)
Male: Girl is your dad a thief
Female: NO, Why
Male: Coz it looks like ur daddy stole the twinkle off the sky and put em in ur eyes
Male: Girl ur parents terrorists
Female: No, Why
Male: coz you just da BOMB
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 04:19 PM
IS thsi an issu of Rekha Vs NKT or ketas Vs Ketis??
Khai mero ghaitoma gham lagena..
Boy ( to a girl): I love you...
Girl: Go to hell,
Boy: will you be there..
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| noname |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 04:26 PM
:)
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| dirk |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 05:02 PM
Here we go:
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the fillet mignon!
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| Vision |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 05:28 PM
"Your dad must be a baker"
"why so?"
"coz you got nice buns"
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 05:50 PM
vsion ka kerna bhaye ko ha????
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| liya |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 11:45 PM
ha ha ha ........
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