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   Rusty, Sajhapur ko nepal baata lyaeko 23-Jan-03 najar
     Malai ni tei falaam ko aunthi dine re... 23-Jan-03 Poonte
       Dear friends, First of all, I am very m 23-Jan-03 Rusty
         Najar Ji, special thanks to you for cre 23-Jan-03 Rusty
           swang paryo hai nakkale RUSTY le!!! I ju 23-Jan-03 Poonte
             Rusty Bhai, Ani mero koseli ko chai n 23-Jan-03 trikal
               ho bhanya, trikal jyu...join garne ho? P 23-Jan-03 Poonte
                 Rusty, you are welcome. Tara disappoi 23-Jan-03 najar
                   Poonte maharaj asking prempujari for hel 23-Jan-03 Rusty
                     eh RUSTY bro, you have become a very 23-Jan-03 oys_chill
                       Poonte dai, Eee chaamnus na mero bice 23-Jan-03 PremPujari
                         hehe......ajha 10 euta baanki raicha.... 23-Jan-03 oys_chill
                           Yes, I’ve become consummate liar o 23-Jan-03 Rusty
                             Myaaan, you guys really crack me up...he 23-Jan-03 najar
                               Oops…3 postings at the same time. 23-Jan-03 Rusty
                                 Rusty, welkom byaak hai. Ani mero Muglin 23-Jan-03 chipledhunga
                                   AANCH, Ke bidhi kura garna janne HOU som 23-Jan-03 noname
                                     Dyang, Tyo truck chadhne joke ta digiwe 24-Jan-03 premPUjari
                                       Chiple Ji, Afu chai Amrika ma basera, M 24-Jan-03 Rusty
La la, bakwas banda garum...tyo falaam k 24-Jan-03 Poonte
   Poontoo my formidable foe, aba...Nepal d 24-Jan-03 Rusty
     Poonte, the gangsta!! Are we allowed 24-Jan-03 Robert Frost
       Rusty jyu ko koseli fiasco sunera malai 24-Jan-03 SimpleGal
         Rusty, Ye hajur....You have returned 24-Jan-03 SITARA
           RF You are trying to be commentator in 25-Jan-03 Rusty
             RustyBROTHER, Dai bhanchu yaar, Tyasto 25-Jan-03 PremPujari


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najar Posted on 23-Jan-03 08:44 AM

Rusty,

Sajhapur ko nepal baata lyaeko koseli kahile kholne ho?

Mero list ko ke ke aaipugyo? Reminder mero list ma bhaeko saamans

1. Poonte le suggest garyaa ek doko bhogate naamlo le badhera
2. DBB le suggest garya mero najar lai gaajal
3. nepali CDs
4. Falaam ko aauthhi

Aru ko ke ke thhyo re? remind garam rusty lai, pheri rusty le bajaar lagera bechi dela :)
Poonte Posted on 23-Jan-03 09:44 AM

Malai ni tei falaam ko aunthi dine re...soon, hira-sira bhanya bhe ke ho kaso ho, tyo falaam ko aunthi chai kyarni hola? Na kasailai dyamma nidhar ma hanna chha, na kasailai falaamae aunthi chamkaundai pattyauna chha...bhaigo, tyo duitai aunthi Najar lai pathaideu...usaiki uni lai deelin, kunai din fella parema...

Hijo news ma ta dekheko thiyen...kuni kun chai American airport ma anoutho ko back pack bokne manchhe bhanera...tei bhogate le bhareko doko bokera aune tei rusty ho ki ke ho? :p Sukuti khosdiyo re customs le? Guff dina ni haad hunchha ni yaar...sojhai aeklai ghich-chhu bhanana...haami sanga ni chha testo sukuti...hareen ko jhan! Eeeeeeeee khaulau aba! :P

Baru...bihe-sihe ko kura ke bho? Najar rune bhayin ki hasne ta?
Rusty Posted on 23-Jan-03 10:44 AM

Dear friends,
First of all, I am very much thankful to all of my Sajha friends (online and offline both) for that thread by Sitara Ji—‘Have a nice trip’ which got sunk before my presence. Internet in Nepal was so slow that I never wanted to open my hotmail. Responding time per browse was at least 5 min, so what could I check Sajha threads and emails?:( I might have missed so many messages from you guys. It didn’t mean that you were ignored. Ooh well!! Nepal bata auda lyaune kura ko list wallet ma bokera Bus chadeko thiye…. Hajur haro ko bad luck….POCKET NAI MARI DIYO MERO WALLET :p

Hattar hattar ma samjhe ko kura chai liyako cha:)

Aba ma illegal cheez haro kahile pani lyaaunna –
Aba Poonte lai ek doko bhogate liyako ta Cumstom clear garda fruits haro chirauna hunna re hamro Amrika ma. Maile ta tehi juice juice khayera, khosta chai tehi officer lai diye:)

Aba Najar lai Gaajal liyeko ko pura yo “black substance” k ho bhaanera pura investigation garna thalyo. Marena aba:) Tara Najar lai falam ko ring chai liyachu. Euta extra pani cha. Tyo Poo my foo le line bhayo…. Ani Poonte…don’t worry. Maile Najar lai trikal baje sanga ring ma mohani lagayeko chaina. Mero boli ma nai Mohani chadai cha ni, Ring ma kina mohani chahiyo?? Ki kaso Najar Ji;)

Aba Oys bhai lai raga ko sukuti liyeko ta, tyo pani khosidiyo. K garnu pravo…kehi bhayena timiharo lai koseli. Tara…I am here:) I am happy to be back. Travel ko experience pani pachi lekhaula…. Aba..hamro gang ko bang suru bhayo…

I heard you guys had sajha get together in NYC. Let's hear about that:)

Rusty
Rusty Posted on 23-Jan-03 10:50 AM

Najar Ji,
special thanks to you for creating this thread:)
Poonte Posted on 23-Jan-03 11:16 AM

swang paryo hai nakkale RUSTY le!!! I jus called the immigration officers...they dont recall khosing any sukuti, gajal, or bhogates from anyone re...

thikai chha...hamro ni paalo aula ni nepal jane...ani janyachhu...RUSTY lai bhanera special aek karuwa tukucha ko paani lyaina bhane bau ko chhora hoina ma ni aba...kassam hola! eheheh

PP!!!!!!!!!!!!! kata ho??? milera godam na yo RUSTY lai! ma aeklai le sakdina ke! la ta la...euta haad ni banki narakham! Najr lai chai aunthi lyayeko re...paataki bajjeeya! :p
trikal Posted on 23-Jan-03 11:33 AM

Rusty Bhai,

Ani mero koseli ko chai naam nissan nai chaina ? Najik ko deutaa helaa vane jasto ?
yasto ta vayena ni.......
Poonte Posted on 23-Jan-03 11:38 AM

ho bhanya, trikal jyu...join garne ho? PP ra ma sanga milera godam!

Ki godnai pardaina? Trikal guru ko jhar fook le tettikai aafai khutrukkai hunchha ki?
najar Posted on 23-Jan-03 12:04 PM

Rusty,

you are welcome. Tara disappointing is the fact that i wanted GAAJAL so badly for my najar :( aba kyarne.

Poonte, hera hera mero saathi lai pitchhu bhanya, testo garna hunna hai poonte! Rusty ta pheri karaate, kamphu khelna sipaalu chha--back kick aaula ni ultai!
Rusty Posted on 23-Jan-03 02:11 PM

Poonte maharaj asking prempujari for help:p la thikai cha… Poonte ra PP lai ta eklai le pani dalchu hola. Yeah, where is Prem Pujari today? It feels so empty without PremJi… Prem Jiii Please yaha sawari hos na!!

Najar Ji
Na risauna Najar ji… Gazal nalyaye pani…Gulam Ali ko Gazluti …thula thula aakha bhanne geet ta lyayeko chu ni timro laagi:) Kasto perfect song for the moment… Jhalke ko tyooo naak ko fulliii…tira bani basyo yo dilaima ni ta:)

Trikal Baje lai guliiiiiyo pakhala lagne gudpaak liyera aayeko chu. Baje harooo guliyo man paraucha bhanchan, tara hamro Trikaal baje alik different hunu huncha, so auta ausadi ko goli pani liyayeko chu..pakhala rokne:)
Ani..mantra fukna…dherai Iron Ring haro audai cha:)

Oys Bhai khai? Prem Pujari khai? Sitara Ji ta celeberty hunubhayo, haami lai sajilai baal dine haina kyaare:p
oys_chill Posted on 23-Jan-03 02:26 PM

eh RUSTY bro,

you have become a very consummate liar...WHEN DiD I SAY RANGA KO SUKUTI?? boru, maile ta PUTALI haroo ko kura po garya ta ;)....aaba hajur lai phone garne ni fursad chaina re....VIP haroo sanga k kura garai bho ra eheh....

j bhaye ni NYC get together rocked ........ and we didn't miss you ehehe...aaba jhuto bolna aaudaina ;)

oys
PremPujari Posted on 23-Jan-03 02:37 PM

Poonte dai,

Eee chaamnus na mero biceps ra triceps... Tyaha Dumbell uchaaldai the ke.

(chaati tankaaudai)
kollai thokne bhanya dai, Rusty lai??

Rusty bharkhar Nepal bata farkyaa cha, ke ke khaayera aa hola. Gundruk ko jhol, Local kukhura ko sapro, Rajkapur machaa, khashi ko khutta ko jhol, ghiu chaaku, ani euta purai ranga chaapayera aa hola. Dui tin hapta chai Rusty jyu sanga Jori khojna hunna. Ali America laagna dinus na, tyaha pachi thokulaa!!! :D dai pani ek dui din badhi najossinus, feri height ghatla, hehe Rusty le taalu ma baajayera... hehe. Bachke rahana re baba...

Aaan ta Rusty? what did you say? Rusty le CD lyaaula ra bajaaula bhanera, Kmart bata euta sasto CD player ni kinera lyaa ho. Kossaiko bhaag aayena cha, mero ni chutyo hola... Aba Rusty lai ke sodhai bho. Sodhyo bhane malai bajaauna ber chaina!!!

Ani Rusty babu, aaramai hehe!!!

(achel najar jyu chaai id-ka-chaand hunu bhaa cha)

(ani oys le chai bihanai 20 posting quota khallas garya jasto cha )

(sitara jyu ra Poo Jyu ko ni posting quota sidhdhiya jasto cha... Simple jyu sanga saapati liye hunthyo ni, achel uha dekhinu hunna hehee!!!)
oys_chill Posted on 23-Jan-03 02:48 PM

hehe......ajha 10 euta baanki raicha........oops aaba 9.

kata thelum posting quota....pp jyu ko movie thread ma lekhna man nalagi ni deko thiyen.
damn..aaja mooj cha..kilas ni cancelled..ma ta lagen rusty dai ko ghar ma..nepal ko koseli kholne tyam bhayo re :).........dudh ko dudh, pani ko paani ahile huncha..

ani pp jyu, aja bholi, REST ROOM JADA, TRUCK MA GAISINCHA RE HO?? poo dai le bhanya..eheh anyways, that was the most classic reality joke i have ever heard hai......muri muri dhanyabad hajur lai...i laughed, i mean, am still lmaoooo!!!!!!!

oys
Rusty Posted on 23-Jan-03 02:55 PM

Yes, I’ve become consummate liar over the time:) Nepal ko hawa lagi halyo:) I’ve also learned how to twist and turn the stuffs tactfully. Ma pani aba ta diplomatic huna sikeko chu

Ani…kun chai Putali ko kura gareko timile? 32 Putali ko? 32 putali ma ahile 31 putali matra baaki cha… euta putali ta maile nai udai diko ni:p

Timro raga ko sukuti khayera custom officers haro khub party garira chan re… mara haro le 5, 6 wata Carlsberg beer pani jafat gareko thiye!

Ho ni…aba Oys le bunch of Didis haro bhete pachi hami ta kata miss hune ni.. Bhai tika ma timro nithar bhariyes...tikai tika le:)
najar Posted on 23-Jan-03 03:00 PM

Myaaan, you guys really crack me up...hehe

Rusty,
Tyo gaajal nai nalaikana gaajaluti geet kasari sunne?. Tara thhikai chha nose ma jhalkini heera ko phuli ta chha at least. Don't forget to mail that CD together with aauthhi hai. Aru yeso titaura sitaura chha bhane tyo pane pathhaidyeu.

Ani I also fear for you now, trikal baje lai jiskaeko hera. Aba trikal maharaj le mantar santar padhera timlai ke ke gar dine ho, bhagna suru gari haala baru hiu ma ahile nai.

Prempujari jiu,
Ma ied ka chand bhaa hoina (huna ta i am ruled by moon, a cancerian). Hajur lai tyo mero ghar najikai ko BURGER KING (as you suggested) ma kurda kurda kurda sajha visit garna nabhyayeko ke, but hajur aaudai aaunu bhaena, table mero naam ma reservation garera aafu chahi show up nagarne, bhaye ni . Ani dikka maanera sajha tira phirta aaye ni :(
Ani tyo truck chadhera rest room jaane joke maile ni sune hehe, kasto VIP PPjiu ta?:)
Rusty Posted on 23-Jan-03 03:15 PM

Oops…3 postings at the same time.

Prem Pujari Jyuuuuuuu
Yaha palnu bhyekoma dherai dherai dhanyabaad:)
Honi aba..maile Nepal ma saag ko sukuti, ranga ko sukuti, local khukhura ko jhol, Kasi ko khutta khayera baliyo bhayera aauyeko ta yaha aayera birami nai bhaye. Amrika ko paani nai pachena :( Tara pani…timi haro jasto dui tin jana lai ta dhalchu ajai:)

Aba maile tyo “sasurali ma” bhanne dohori ko CD lyako cha? I strongly recommend you to download and listen this song. Aro..kunti mukthan ko CD pani cha. Gulam Ali ko naya CD? Kun chai line ho?

Yee sschi...mero Guitar ko Guru parsi Boston ma aaudai hunuhuncha:) Nyhoo Bajracharya hiu nai hiu liyera audai hunuhuncha:) herna aaune haina?

Najar Ji
Gaagal nabhye pani Gulam Ali gajal cha ni Najar ji...kina chinta:)
Don’t worry about Trikal baje. He won’t look back to this thread. Jati jiskai pani tehi ho:p Huna ta ..mantra fukne ho ki..mohani lagai dine ho…Not quite sure;)
chipledhunga Posted on 23-Jan-03 03:53 PM

Rusty, welkom byaak hai. Ani mero Mugling ko hotel lai pani wastai garena chau. Ani khoi ta mero "Pokhara ko Samjhana" lekheko rug? Ani bhetyau ta Najar ko sathi lai? Kuro milyo ta :)

Ani tyo paani jasto Carlesburg beer bokera aeko bhanya? Yeso Star Beer lyauna parcha ni, ani tyo sukuti pani clear hunthyo ki?

Tyo sukuti ko kuro garda kheri afnai yatraa ko samjhana aayo. Ma ek choti Nepal bata farkinda mero ek jana sathi ko parents requested me to deliver some sukuti to him. Aba poko thiyo hola ek dharni ko, bokera aiyo. Afno paapi man ta ho, ek dharni ma adhaa paau ta afnai mukh ma kaso najalaa ta bhanne sochdai thie. Aba tyo plane ma nai dieko thiyo declaration form ta, meat product lyauna napaune lekhyaa rahicha. LA ma land gare pachi immigration samma janay laamo baato ma pailai pichche jasto sign haru "dump, declare, or pay $100 fine" bhanne. Aba faloo kasari tetro sukuti ko poko, tyo pani ranga ko. Declare nagaru, samatyo bhane paisa jhwaam. La je parla declare garidinchu bhanera declare garidie. Tyo customs ma rude na rude manche haru thie. Maile bhane "I have some dry meat." "What kind of meat is it?" "Buffalo meat." Tespachi tyo sukuti ko poka lai kukur le jasto sniff garera bademaan ko trash can ma faldai "Don't bring meat next time ok, thank you for declaring" ray. Chitta pani dukhyo, ris pani uthyo. All I could do was to man manai curse them with all the words I knew of. Huna ta I should have been aware of the fact that meat products could not be brought in. Tara kuro je bhae ni maile expect gareko adhaa paau ranga ko masu pani tyahi marna nasakeki le trash can ma faaldee "thank you for declaring bhandai."

Ke garne ta aba? Beef jerky khaera chitta bujhaune???
noname Posted on 23-Jan-03 05:02 PM

AANCH, Ke bidhi kura garna janne HOU som haru ta!
I can sense something wrong. Rusty, if in case of trouble count me in your side hai. PP sanga ta mero purano DUSHMANI CHHA! :)

SUKUTI RE? malai ta PURNAcha ko VCR (VATMAS, CHIURA, RAKSI) pasal ko yad aayo. Moro manchhe fohori bhaye pani SUKUTI chahi khasa banauthyo!
premPUjari Posted on 24-Jan-03 08:58 AM

Dyang,
Tyo truck chadhne joke ta digiweb ko ho ni, aba mero naam raakhidiyecha hehehe... Jhan Poo dai ko Kapal ko joke sunyaa chaina. Poo dai, mero naam badnaam garne??? Kholdiu tyo JOKE, sappai ko agaadi re kyaa ajha.

Najar jyu,
Mero tole ko burger king ma po reservation garaa ta, Hazur ko tole ma ho ta?? hyaa. Ma ni yo Freezin' cold ma BK ko agadi jokhana herera baasda baasda almost frozen ni. Tyo BK dhaaune Taruni haru nadekhya bhe ta astinai frozen ni.

Rusty jyu,
Tyo Nyhoo jyu hazur ko guruji re?? Mero ni ta ho ni... Narayan Gopal sunna thalya usaile garda. hehe... Hindi geet sunna thalya chai Narayan Gopal le garda.
Aaauna ta kyaa mann thiyo yaar BOSTON, herau ke huncha... Monday school cha ni... Thats the only Dimaag Khaarab. Ani tyo CD haru P2P ma rakhna mildaina??? Download garna ta ma khappis chu ni... heheeh!!

(NONAME le dhamkaayo, aajhai gayera Double set workout garchu) -- 3 ton ko uchaaldai... ooops!!!
Rusty Posted on 24-Jan-03 09:36 AM

Chiple Ji,
Afu chai Amrika ma basera, Mungling ma Hootel chalaune?? Timro Hootel maowadi le kabja gariskecha:) Anyways, very interesting story about custom declaration. I’ve been through similar situations in the past, so I am always cautious about the foods I bring. For your information, supari is considered as illegal drug, which falls under Narcotics. This is so stupid!

Noname, thanks for your support:)
I would ask for your help if I need to

Prempujari jyu,
Kasto achamma!! Timro ra mero Guitar guru ta eeutai parecha. I was the worst student in his class, so he used to give me the special attention. Nevertheless, I didn’t learn how to play guitar, except for moving fingers and playing some chords!!
Poonte Posted on 24-Jan-03 11:16 AM

La la, bakwas banda garum...tyo falaam ko aunthi ra tyo CDs pathaune bandobasta garam...ki lina aam tetai? Bato ma OYS lai ni pick up garchhu...PP ta mero motor ma atdaina...3 ton ko kura garchha...I only own a car, not a truck, yaar eheheh

gang fight ho ta? noname le dhamkayo re??? Haami jaabo NONAME ko dhamki le dhamkine wala ho ta, PP??? jammayera fananananana ghumayera aaaaaaaaaek round kick diyo bhane khutrukkai hunchha sab jana...KOI CHHA???????????? (Talu sumsumyaundai...thook dalera pyaat pyaat hirkaundai)
Rusty Posted on 24-Jan-03 02:07 PM

Poontoo my formidable foe, aba...Nepal dhekhi tetro yaha Amrika samma lyaye... Timi nai yeso car daraiv gardai Oys lai pani bato bata pick up garea mathi tira aaau na ...hunna? Aba..Origanal CD chai Najar le line re...tesaile timi lai ma polera arko copy banai dila. Falam ko ring pani arko copy banaidiula...dherai chahiyo bhane:)

Aba, gang fight nai garne bhaye...ko ko ma tira..ko ko timi tira. Abo...Oys ta pakka ma tirai ta hola;) Tyo paaji Prempujari timi tira huncha hola...but no worry. Teslai ek plate khasi ko sekuwa ra 2 bottle Tuberg beer khuwayera over the night mai mero haata ma linchu:) la ta dherai k bakawas garnu...
Robert Frost Posted on 24-Jan-03 02:42 PM

Poonte, the gangsta!!

Are we allowed to watch the bhale bhidanta??

Poonte and PP vs. Rusty and Noname

Go for the nose poonte, PP what a shot on the teeth, Rusty replies with a full round kick to knock poonte out in one shot, noname bludgeons ghumaayera ek haat, PP flat on the ground. PP immediately pounces on the gardan of noname, noname for a minute can't breath. At the same time, poonte takes out his gangsta gun and fires it up in the air for 2-3 blank fires. Rusty pachadi naheri runs to the nearest exit. PP catches his cap as he runs behind Rusty pushing him out of the way but Rusty is determined to run faster then him widening his arm as he doesn't let PP pass through. Noname, who was lying down on the ground with both hands in his ears, trying to avoid poonte's sudden fire of bullets, gets up in the air and suikuchha thoking. Poonte is lying in the middle of the battlefield blowing the air that is coming out from his gangsta gun , watching the tamasha, and laughs ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Keta haru kina testari bhagya?? yo ta TOYSRUS bata lerako Gun ho. Poonte sighs!!!!!!!!!

THE END.
SimpleGal Posted on 24-Jan-03 05:14 PM

Rusty jyu ko koseli fiasco sunera malai euta gana yaad ayo:

Ke chha ra diun timilai maile
Koseli bhanera
Lyaeko thiyen sukuti ra gaajal
Lagyo customs le khosera....

In peace.
SITARA Posted on 24-Jan-03 05:19 PM

Rusty,

Ye hajur....You have returned sahi salamat.... Baanki ko hisaab garaounla in MSN! :p
Rusty Posted on 25-Jan-03 03:41 PM

RF
You are trying to be commentator in Sajha combat zone:) You sound more like Bob Costas!
Bad thing is I am anesthetized by Poonte’s cuff :(

Simple girl,
Nice song! That was the only CD that got ahead of custom:p
Euta copy polera timilai pani pathaidiu ki? Timilai ta pathauna pani mail garnu naparne. Tara, master copy chai Najar le didaina hai.. After all, timi ta driving distance ma ta chau ni..haina? Ki big apple tira already?? K thaha…New Yorker haroko:p

Sitara Jyu
Thanks a lot:) Finally, I am making my presence to my Sajha Ghar. But, Poonte already started to rupture my physical condition. I am getting everything: curse, spank, smack, sidekicks, flying kicks, back kick, and knock out…etc. Now, I am gonna have to get up with my sprained back and slap a slam dunk to break all his vertebras :)
PremPujari Posted on 25-Jan-03 10:09 PM

RustyBROTHER,
Dai bhanchu yaar,
Tyasto CD haamlai ni POLERA pathayeta, haami ni sunthyou kyaare, Nepali Geet. :D
Are you going to meet gurujyu? I wanna meet him so byaad ni, Kyaarnu, bhagya mai chaina (bhagya tyasto hoina saathi, budhdhi tyasto bhann na :)).

NONAME---
>>PP sanga ta mero purano DUSHMANI CHHA!

Dushmani??? Dyang, malai darr laaging. Which dushmani, what dushmani!! Me worry worry. By the way, If jhagada paaring, Hit me right on my wisdom teeth. #17 teeth, lower Jaw ma, left patti, the last one. Tyo hazur ko punch khaanu aghi, Ima mark it for you. Punch miss nahosh bhanera.... !!

(Daat ko daakter le $70 bhanyaa cha yaar tyo daat nikaalna :))


ROBERTjyu, that was awesome. Maile ta maile PUNCH haanya matrai padhe. hehe!!!