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| Suna |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 12:07 PM
By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?". And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!", "And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked. The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I can't!", the Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hr days.
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "but you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the Angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything, for women are truly amazing."
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are
nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend
dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
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| gorato |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 02:18 PM
200% true!
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| %&! |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 02:47 PM
Wow! Well said.
U'R writting is Great!
I am so speechless!speechless! Are u a woman?
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| JackAss |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 03:49 PM
80% Bullshit
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 03:53 PM
Suna,
Aren't you writing too much of a woman????
Is she able to do all this...?
How could she do all these...and why did god make woman so perfect..and men rough..if that is true???
Can you do all this?? If yes ...then you arev just great and perfect...
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| NKT |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 04:01 PM
Amen!
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| noname |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 04:54 PM
>>"but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>>"The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
My wife is the example!
Suna, can you write something like this for men too?! I want to show that to my wife. Please hai :)
(Is this no-man's land?)
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| Suna |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 04:57 PM
ROTFLMAO
I am ALMOST perfect. ALMOST coz I cannot write!
:)
Enjoy the piece
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 06:06 PM
Suna ji...
aaba ramro ta cha..gaha bhari aasu ni aayo...tara second time padda ta I realized one minor thing k...
GOD ONLY MADE ONE SUCH WOMAN jasto cha ni ;) ..tension!! ehehe and that woman must have lived beyond our times........ani genetically distribute huda , euta euta quality ta sabai ma gayo hola, tyo ta ma ni manchu..tara sabbai???? patyaunai garhooo..esp. with 21st century career woman ( one who prefers plans and plots to pots and pans).....pheri LORD lai modification garna bolauna parla!
OYS
No offences to WonderWomen!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 06:13 PM
OOOOOOOOPS!
NONAME JYUUU!! Yes, we men all do agree the endurance of women without a second thought.......tara jus from men side baata herda ta kaile kahi hami pani discriminate bha jasto lagcha baaa, ki kaso??? here's something to ponder which i read long long ago...
* when the boy is borne, the woman gets all the compliments!!
* When the man is married, the woman gets all the GIFTS!!
* When the man dies, the woman gets the INSURANCE?? !!
and ONLY women need to be liberated? noname jyu, hear hear!! do u know what guys have to live through??
* For the first 20 years of a man's life, you have to live with your mom's asking you "WHERE ARE YOU GOING"?
* For the next 40 years, your wife asking the SAME QUESTION!!!!
* and when you die, THE MOURNERS WONDERING TOO!!!!
noname jyu, where is our freedom hoina ta? eheh hope your shrimati can find similar sentiments :) hope it helps hai noname jyu..all in good faith ;) and in JEST!!!
oys
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 06:13 PM
I DA Fish (Pisces) Called Wanda!!! :P
Suna...nice very uplifting! And very woman-(self)-promotional! ;)
Ye oys...
Only those who Choose to see such qualities Will!!!!!!
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| paramendra |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 07:43 PM
A thread of great potential. Hope to come back to it later. On the run for now.
Memphis, TN
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| Bitchpatroll |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 08:29 PM
As they say behind every successful man there is a woman hehind... but they forgot to mention all the luggage and drama that comes along with it. i am not argueing with your point but merely putting a different perspective.
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| toilet paper |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 08:51 PM
Very Generalised statement.
What about the women with low morals and values, women only after money and sex, and those mothers that sue their own kids or parents for money, those women that abuse their kids, those women that pretend to be in love with someone richer than her husband and those that cheat on their boy-friends and husbands, those that are not even a bit thankful towards their parents rather can't stand them, and list goes on.
If women are so good and wonderful, then men are too. If they are bad, so are men. Why generalise????
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| liya |
Posted
on 23-Jan-03 11:18 PM
Clap Clap to Suna.......
Well said.......true too;)
liya
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| santosh pant |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 01:20 AM
Yeah Sunaji,
You are right. Tara ma kehi chutekaa kuraa haru thapna chahaanchu..
That angel asked God, "God did you ask that woman what she wants for herself?" God asked that woman what she wants. The women said God I need to have these things:
* Get a Hot Body
* Meet More Men
* Dress Sexier
* Look Like a Star
* Have more sex
God was silent. He was just smiling.
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| Hamjayega |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 04:54 AM
Wow Suna...gr8 stuff neva did get to know the woman behind you..hehehehe. I liked the lines.."the heart of a woman makes the world spin" Yes very true, everythng is revolving around the WOMAN coz shez there and everywhere. That could also be the very reason we are experiencing dayz and nights.....Oh woman!! plzz dont stop spining or else we may shuttle out to the outter space.
Hey!!! but the LORD waz a MAN and now it make me wonder why he didn't give some of these qualities to the MAN?????
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 05:47 AM
Suna JYU,
Tyo model chai uhi hamro Oys le bhanya jasto euta matrai hola ni. hehe.
Suna, Timro kuro malai pachena yaar, Don't mind. It was great writing though.
Tell me about that real heartbreaker, I am still trying to pick up the pieces of my broken heart!!!
Oys, your reply to noname was great.
Ma ta Oys ko fan hudai gai raa chu yaar. Ek ishaara paam Oys, Naam change garera OYS_PUJARI raakhi dinchu!!! :) Re kyaa ajhaaa!!!
paramendra >> A thread of great potential.
Potential to go beyond double century??
Chatroom ma nagaayeni bho, SUNA le Kalankisthan ma Boka reti reti garya jastai retcha!!!!
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| Suna |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 07:52 AM
GUYS GUYS!!
SETTLE DOWN!!
CAN'T YOU SEE I COPIED AND PASTED????
Hamjayega
You knew the girl in me - nothing much has changed except the "wearing my heart on my shoulder" part :).
The Lord was a man and he didn't give the same qualities to a man coz he gave man PRIDE - umm false pride that is :) and he felt none of the qualities he gave women could go along with pride!
SITARA,
thank you.
self promotion it was not
acclaiming women - it was
(I can't write. period!)
Copy and Paste I can
Skillfully!
PP:
LOL mailey retchu rey.... :) hehe - yeah its called castration.
BOKA lai BOKI :)
JUST KIDDING KIDS!
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| rajunpl |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 08:57 AM
You said "angel ask the lord" was the angel male or female.
Whether you flirt or come to a ture sense.Doesn't matter you paste it or eat it. All I can say is It will come to you if you believe it.Was an impressive article with a more positive side of women.
Literally and scientifically 100% efficiency never exist.Sometime I am amazed with the power of words it can feel you alive.Anything in the world has certain potential on its own degree.
Yes, women are everything and nothing.You can touch the sky when they give you a hand.Man is not less essential neither thoughtless bastrad.They can cure women heartbreak as well. Man says a single word and she live for ever.He loves her and makes everything happen possible.
Man believes in strength and women does in love when they have the mutual understanding it give birth to life.
What life is all about? Poet has life in its own view.Scientists has life in its own view.fighter has life in its own view.hoar has the life in her own view and a begger has the life own his own view.
LIKE SUNA HAS THE WOMEN ON HIS/HER OWN VIEW.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 09:12 AM
PP and OYS ko lagi order gardim testai arki duita pari? I am sure Lord bhanne manchhe le arko 2-3 hapta ma ta banauna bhyaula ki? Stock piles ta chhaina re..."custom made by orders only" bhanera lekhya dekhethe maile...
But, one problem...tyo Lord ko delivery girl chai Suna parin feri...delivery garda gardai bato mai bhadkayera feri naamud bitch banaidinchhe Suna le tee pari haru lai...30-day money back guarantee ni chhaina...
COPY n PASTE specialist bhaye ta Suna le maathi describe gareki WOMAN lai copy garera sansar ka saara WOMEN ma paste gardiye ta hamro sansar katti rahar lagdo hunthyo hola...
(Pravu!!!!!!!!! Yo sano jyan lai rakshya gara....)
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| Suna |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 09:21 AM
I knew someone would take that literally!! BUT YOU?? never had I thought would be so literal!!
OH WELL! I learn something new everyday - ABOUT POONTE!
:)
And Poonte, testo woman ta afno ghar ghar mai huncha...one just has to WANT to see those qualities like SITARA pointed out kya! :P
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 10:40 AM
Kyarnu, I WANT to see bhanera suntala lai jatti ghureni syau dekhindaina kyara...je chha tei dekhchhu ma ta...saano jyan ko saano magaj ko kamjori hola...hunata mero ghar ma maathi ko sab goon haru nabhayeni, dherai jaso goon le paryapta bhayeki euti chhe...
aba kasaima dherai hola, kasaima thorai...sabai ma sab thok chha bhanna ma chai malai ali kati sangkoch lagchha...jatti sukai ghurna layera charai tira bata "I WANT TO SEE" "I WANT TO SEE" bhanera dhyangro thokna layeni pari pari nai hun, bitch bitch nai...
Literally kya hoina hai...figuratively mattra kura garya...eheheh
Aba, literally nai kura garne bhaye chai...ma literally bhandai chhu, hamra bhai dwiya OYS tatha PP lai order garna paryo..shakhta jarurat pari sakyo! Natra yo jaado ma thaharai hune wala chhan...
Aachho chhoo chhoo jaado...mero nabhako tuppi thado...
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| premPUjari |
Posted
on 24-Jan-03 10:44 AM
Poo dai,
Tyo Ganesh cha ko bau Maadhe ko saathi Bramha le chun chun ke banako Pari, earth samma pugda, bich bato mai polluted huncha re. To get such a pari, aafu nai "silitimmur" khaayera maathi pugnu parne jasto cha.
By the way, I liked that idea of "custom made by orders only". I think Men misunderstand that they can "customize" the woman for them. I think, women "custom order" man. "I want this Model ko man, with hair, no hair, this color of hair, this color of skin, this height, aadi ityaadi". Bhaauju lai sodhi hernus ta, hazur "custom made" ho bhanera, ke bharosha yaar.. hehe.. Seems like God favors women only. Men ko ta Value chaina yaar.
Mann bhachiyo!!
(ke bhanya maile ni bujhina, bujhne gari padhi bakshiyos)
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