| Deep |
Posted
on 28-Jan-03 09:03 AM
NOTE: Please skip this thread if you are disgusted with manpari words.
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Ye ma#$%^ ke ho yo?
La ma*&^% khattam!
Huh! Mu** Ke khattam? J*&t jasto ke ho yo? doong doong!
Thukka mu** , yasto bawal bhaisakera pani tha chhainta ta mu** banduk lai feri?
Ma*&^% banduk banduk nabhanai, la&^ jasto malai ma&^%$ man pardaina.
Banduk taateko dekhera, Bange ali satark bho. Khas kehi bhanena. After few seconds of silence, banduk asked again in same irritated but with less anger, "ke ho yo ma%$#@ la*& jasto ke ho ke? Kasto mu** barbad...dung dungti chha. Banduk raised his voice a bit and anger was again picking up. Bange was about to say what he thinks and was pretty much certain it was but decided to give one more focused look before declaring what it was but his focused was shaky.
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Bange and Banduk were quite drunk in that bus stand pachhadi ko hutel even before enjoying a brief honeymoon with nagarbadhus there. Honeymoon ko sathai raksi ra snyaks ko bill tirera (maaal nikkai bikyathyo tyo din) adwait sanstha hudai they were heading home/dera whatever. They were both drunk and were walking in wallo bhitta pallo cheu style. Often they were bumping to each other and every time they bumped to each other one used to yell "ko ho yo mu*& dhakka dini? Ma*&^% ek ek lai…ma*&^%" then the other (either bumpee or bumpor) would interrupt by saying,"ma bhanya ma*&^%, ke la*& jasto karai ra? Aadha raat ma? Bato ta masan jasto ma*&^% sunsan chha". Masan bhanda samjhe…ahile ek chilim tanna paye…hai bange? Banduk spoke. Bange started to visualize having chilim sitting in one of those ghats by Pashupati at midnight. Aang jiringa bho usko.
Ke ko bhitta ni yo? Ma*&^%, Banduk touched a wall and asked to himself but loudly. Bange volunteered the answer, "Balmiki kyampas ko vitta ni yo ta… Bange also briefly reminded Banduk about Balmiki " Mu** balmiki ta paila pura guleli liyera hinni re yaaar…pakh pakh mu** guleli haina dhanu ban re dhanu ban..byadha rey tyo mu** ta….pachhi ta mu** top rishi bhaira". Banduk spoke, " ma ni rishi huchhu…pachhi…raat bhari sisimuni dinbhari rishi ma&^%$ la ja". After passing tyo khasi bazaar, tukucha, and shankar dev they tried to stand still before crossing the road. As they were crossing the road, Bange spoke again "yo mu** batako nam Ram Shah path re..thaha chha mu** banduk talai?" Banduk, was in a hurry to get to the other side safely, even though the road was completely deserted at that time, got intimidated by Bange's information. Banduk loudly asked, "ko ma*&^% ram shah? Baluwatar ko?" Bange laughed and sat on the middle of the road and said thukka mu** banduk, padhya polera khais? Ram shah bhanya ahilya mu*& raja ko baje baraju yastai khoi mu**ko ho." Instead of turning left towards putalisadak-bagbazar crossroads, Banduk moved straight. Ye mu** , tyo andhyaro galli ma ke khana hinya? Ki suikyauna ga ho? Pakh pakh…ma ni turkan dinchhu…kya chyapyo yaar mu** malai ni….they moved on straight thru a galli. Banduk knew the galli will take them out in Dillibazar.
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Banduk used to talk about a banduk his grand father had in his house all the time when he was a kid. His excessive talk on banduk overshadowed his bau-ama given name,"Shusil". Now since he was more popular with banduk those days, he used to wonder for a second if he was called "shushil" outside his home. Bange's real name was Kiran Thapa. There were two Kiran thapas in the same tole. Since his family had moved to this new neighborhood from Bangemuda, he used to be called initially as Bangemudha kiran, then slowly he became bange kiran, then he finally lost his kiran and just became Bange.
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On that galli from putalisadak to dillibazar, Banduk fell down twice on the side of that galli. After those falls Banduk started to smell bad, really bad. Banduk was not sure what it was but that stinky smell was bothering him a lot. Bange however could more or less see what was allover on the back of Banduk's jacket and was completely disgusted. He kept on spitting. Ma*&^% ke ho yo ganaune? Banduk screamed again. Bata chheuko gharbata eutale tauko nikalera karayo, "ye halla garchhas?…aadha raat ma jand khayera.." Banduk did not let the guy finish his complain by his protesting words, "jand khayo ta khayo…afnai paisa le khayo….mu** tero bauko sadak…, banduk hesitated a bit then continued, tero bauko galli ho yo?" Bange tried to move as quickly as possible calling Banduk to shut up.
Bagmati pustak bhandar hudai they moved on to another galli. Daine patti public administration padhaune building thyo…..Banduk churot tanera gaudai thyo…badanaaam bhainajau….debre patti herera Bange bolyo…"yo building ma maigresan sartifiket dinchha mu** bahira padhna jana lai…ma haribhakte ra tyo sundardai bahira padhna jana la bela ma uniharu sanga aa bhe ra tha pako.." Banduk spoke, "ta mu** lai kalle sodhya thyo ra tyo building ma ke dinchha bhanera…tyasma pani tyasto goth jasto ghar ni mu** building hunchha?" …sachhi bange aaja pura yo tolai..batai kina yasto ganako? Banduk asked again. Bange said, "jado ma kukur puchhar muni mukh rakera kurli parera sutchha rey…bujinas mu** banduk…ani afai chhodyo afai sughyo bujinas ke raat bhari…ani bhanchha rey…mu** kasto ganaune mahina aayo…" Bange looked at Banduk's jacket again ani thukna thalyo feri.
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| krishna |
Posted
on 28-Jan-03 12:39 PM
Deep bro, interesting story. Made me remember those nights with friends, and awara gardi gardai hideko, jaad khayera, karaudai, jo sanga pani jhagada garnu parne, heryo ki ghurya jasto hune.
malai nai ganayera katro aapat...is there more coming up to this?? if yes, please post them soon....
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