| Gyanendra Shah Dev |
Posted
on 28-Jan-03 12:50 PM
Behold Jantaharu!
We have appointed myself to be your new King.
From now on, you low-lives shall address me as Your Majestyyyy and bow as you type.
we are extremely displeased with this Sajha.com jumbo jumbo so we have dismissed your administrator and taken full control to ensure peace and stability in this board. The administrative privileges will be restored to the owner of this site once we have successfully butchered all the sorry ... who dare defy us.
Any display of disapproval shalll be dealt with a prompt dispatch of Royal Nepal death squad. We shall not, however, disclose this to any family you might have. We hate confusions.
So behave yourself, you whiney little ...! And stop this republican nonsense! We don't like it.
Pashupati le hamro sewa garun!
-Your King
(also your Son Of God, But don't call me that. Its not profitable anymore. That son-of-a-pig Bikash Gurung has sold every piece from every godfdamn pujari)
p.s. I did not. I repeat. I did not kill that other king.
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| whine and chij |
Posted
on 28-Jan-03 02:49 PM
dear mr. shah,
even though i'm not your subject, with all due respect, it's "mumbo" jumbo, not jumbo gumbo or some other mumbo. also, since you are ALREADY king/constitutional monarch, your appointment is after the fact and, therefore, moot. also, you could've stayed in the "we" character, but for no reason, you switched to "i-and-i" in your postscript.
lastly, congratulations on the recent marriage in your family. don't think of it as losing a daughter--rather, think of it as gaining a son!
take it slow,
whiney & chijey
p.s.: that's MISTER low-life to you, thanks.
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