| MadMax |
Posted
on 29-Jan-03 09:24 PM
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A : Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? A: Say, "Nice d@$k."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy
boob? A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.
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