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| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:27 PM
Brit Women Fantasise About Friends As Lovers Most British women who close their eyes when having sex are imagining being with someone else, according to a survey published in the next issue of She Magazine. 75% of the ladies surveyed confessed to their thought crimes, with a third visualising making love to their partner’s best friend, the magazine revealed. In another blow for British blokes, a fifth of their girls admitted they’d cheerfully have an affair, if they were sure their man wouldn’t find out. |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:28 PM
Britain’s Top Supermodel Backs Fashion Anti-War Protest Kate Moss has lent her support to a Fashion Against The War demonstration planned for early March, which promises to be the best dressed protest London’s ever seen. Top photographer Corrine Day has teamed up with actress Sienna Miller to organise the event which is also being supported by Brit actors Jude Law and Sadie Frost. “It’s going to be huge, it’s got to be; we have to make Blair listen,” Ms Miller told the Telegraph. “We want the whole fashion world to get together for this, and we are going to take out advertisements in Vogue and ID magazine to get people to come along.” In more protest news, Britain’s Labour government came under ferocious attack from the Guardian this week, after authorities decreed a ban on the upcoming February 15 rally in Hyde Park. “It is disgraceful, though sadly not surprising that the Labour elite should have so thoughtlessly embraced the 1980s Conservative and police view that public protest in central London is improper,” said the Guardian. “But if a million can celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee on the Mall, then a million can bear witness against war too.” Organisers of the Stop The War Coalition demonstration insist the march will be going ahead and continue to expect over a million British citizens to take to the streets of Central London. |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:30 PM
Delinquent Royal Dumbs Down- Could Cannabis Be to Blame? Notorious bad boy royal Prince Harry has been held back a year at top Toff public school Eton College after failing his geography A/S exam last year. The intellectually challenged pot-smoking playboy failed two exams entirely and just scraped through his third, the News of the World revealed last summer, prompting them to declare “he has learned there is a price to pay for a social life running out of control, fuelled by drink and drugs.” His humiliating Bart-Simpson style failure should hopefully serve as a striking warning about the perils of alcohol and drug abuse to his younger more impressionable new class-mates. |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:31 PM
Rolling Stone Ridicules Bloomberg and Bin Laden Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards undermined New York’s puritanical new anti-smoking laws last weekend, by brazenly smoking cigarettes on stage, as he performed with the Stones Madison Square Gardens. According to the Telegraph, ‘bonkers’ Mayor Bloomberg (the principal zealot behind the new tobacco laws), was so enraged that he ordered a snatch squad of cops to break up the gig, though rebellious NYPD officers refused to co-operate, reportedly watching the show from the side of the stage, instead. The veteran bad boy rocker also mocked Paul McCartney for cancelling an Australian tour due to fears about terrorism this week, and issued a direct challenge to Al Qaida. “I say to Osama and the boys, ‘Bring it on, evaporate me’,” Richards told the Standard. “If it gets to the stage where these guys are dictating whether we rock or not, then forget about it. Don’t give them the power.” |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:33 PM
Iran Sentences Teenage Boozer To Death A 19 year old Iranian man was sentenced to death by an Iranian court this week, after being convicted for the third time of consuming alcohol. The unfortunate drinker is likely to face a horrific execution under the country’s strictly enforced Sharia law, which also considers offences such as adultery as a capital crime. 30 something Iranian lady Maryam Ayoubi, who was stoned to death in 2001, after being convicted of appearing in a porn film, died in a particularly unpleasant manner, the Financial Times reported at the time. “She was ritually washed, wrapped in a white shroud and then carried to the place of execution on a stretcher where she was buried up to her armpits,” the paper quoted Iranian newspapers as reporting. A crowd then hurled rocks at her head and shoulders. “The law specifies that the stones thrown should not be so large that the victim dies after a few strikes, but neither should they be as small as pebbles and fail to cause serious injury” (Financial Times). Iranian authorities also execute people by firing squad or hanging and last year sentenced a rapist to die by being tied up in a sack and tossed off a cliff. |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:34 PM
Loaded’s Latest Sex Tips: Act Interested and Remove The Body Hair Sexually challenged Brit blokes struggling to pull, should avoid appearing desperate and remain patient, according to advice published in the latest issue of Loaded. “Be charming and silly but not desperate,” sex columnist Karen Krizanovich stressed. “Women don’t like men who act as if they date their own hands.” In the same issue Gay Times editor Richard Smith suggested physically challenged Loaded readers should embrace all-over body grooming. “The fashion today is shaved chest hair, trimmed pubes (pubic hair) and shaved balls (testicles),” he advised. “It started as a porn thing. It makes your cock look much bigger, which is good if you want to show it off, down and up.” Loaded readers should also brush up on their dance moves, he recommended. “Gay men laugh at how badly straight men dance,” he revealed. “Think about dancing as a form of erotic display.” |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:35 PM
http://62.210.133.45/bahianese.htm |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:36 PM
http://www.wedu.com/sledrun/index.php |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:37 PM
Make that Monkey Land Safely.. he ..he |
| Koko | Posted
on 02-Feb-03 10:40 PM
ooppss http://www.totebo.com/monkeylander/ |