| jame bonds |
Posted
on 04-Feb-03 03:18 PM
CHINESE PROVERBS
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> > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
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> > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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> > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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> > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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> > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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> > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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> > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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> > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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