| chipledhunga |
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on 10-Feb-03 10:26 PM
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this
lecture, no one has ever claimed to have had sex with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
"The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student stops mid-aisle and stammers, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats!'"
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