| yOuNgBlOOdz |
Posted
on 28-Feb-03 12:24 PM
YOU R A true Indian, Nepali, or South Asian if.......
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>1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
>
>2. You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course
>aluminum foil.
>
>3. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by
>pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like,
>tshick, tshick,tschick, tschick.
>
>
>4. You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the
>Airport.
>
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>5. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think its
>normal.
>
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>6. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed
>to markup.
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>7. You re-cycle Wedding Gifts
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>8. You name your children in rhythms (example, Honey & Money, Sita
>Gita, Ram & Shyam.)
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>9. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to
>their real names.
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>10. You take Indian/Nepali snacks anywhere it says "No Food
>Allowed" (specially movie theatre)
>
>
>11. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's
>house.
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>12. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
>
>13. You use plastic to cover anything new in your
>house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
>
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>14. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think but
>they won't let you do certain things because of what the other
>Uncles And Aunties" will think.
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>15. You buy and display crockery, expensive china, which is for special
>occasions,
>which never happen.
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>16. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table or cover the expensive
>table cloth with a heavy plastic
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>17. You use grocery [siri siri] bags to hold garbage.
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>18. You keep left-over food in your fridge in as many numbers of
>yogurt, cottage cheese or butter containers, as possible.
>
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>19. Your kitchen shelf is full of jam jars, varieties of bowls and
>plastic utensils (got free with some
>household items).
>
>
>20. You carry a stash of your own food bought from grocery store whenever
>you travel to avoid buying at the restaurant. You only order water for a
>drink when eating out.
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>21. You own a rice cooker and or a pressure cooker.
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>22. You fight over who pays the dinner bill in a restaurant when gone with
>friends
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>23. You majored in engineering, medicine or law only........
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>24. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they
>prefer it that way).
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>25. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
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>26. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.
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>27. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
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>28. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you
>off or
>receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
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>29. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in
>knowing
>whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it
>at the velocity of more than the speed of
>light.
>
>30. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m. because it is cheap
>or...... use cell phone in the weekend because it is unlimited hour.
>
>31. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if
>you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
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>32. You call an older person you never met before "uncle."
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>33. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes,
>you discover you're talking to a distant
>cousin.
>
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>34. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign
>countries have improved in the last two
>decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making
>foreign calls.
>
>
>35. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them away from
>getting dirty.
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>36. When dining out, you think $1.00 is enough of a tip.
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>37. It's embarrassing to you if your wedding has less than 600 people.
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>38. You list your daughter as "fair and slim , pretty, in the matrimonial
>ad......no
>matter what she looks like.
>
>
>39. You treat the NRI persons (especially from America) as if they
>are the only persons living in
>this world (including YOU).
>
>40. You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train while
>traveling in India
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>41. All your Tupperware, corning ware lids are stained with turmeric and
>other food color.
>
>
>42. You have drinking glasses made of steel and only use it because other
>glass may break
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>43. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping and you only shop
>when it is 75% off at the store.
>
>44. You have really enjoyed reading this mail and forward it to all Nepali,
>Indian, Bangladeshi, Pakistani friends as possible.
>
>45. You always pick up extra napkins, sugar bags from fast-food stores and
>keep in the car in case of emergency.
LEMME ADD SUM MORE ON NEPALI
1) YOU hate indians and INDIA... but you work fo them... u watch their movies.. n even chew their tobacco n pan parag...
THE GOOD PART IS YOU HATE INDIANS>> THUMBS UP
2) IF someone ask you where is nepal... U NEVER TELL THEM ITS NEXT TO INDIA
3) YOU r a minimum wage employer.. but u drive bmw (i ain't saying new.. but can be 80's bmw)
4) IF you get 5 mins of leisure time... u just log on to nepalnews.com n start ur usual crap.. look fo love in there.... U MET A GURL ON CHAT>> N IN THAT VERY MEETING U TELL HER UR IN LOVE WITH HER>> (my advice is.. be patience)
5) you go to a party.. all u do is.. eat n after ur done.. u tell ur frens n other people that u gotta go to work early morning... n next day u complain the party sux...
6) GURLS>>> its the 2nd day in america.. n ur tone has been changed suddenly.. u act like u were born here.. has always been speaking englishhh..
i think thats enuf fo now..
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