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on 28-Feb-03 01:44 PM
"Laat neu la?" Sunnaran looked at Naikyabhai with some irritation and asked in a certain stray tone with little expectation of definitive response, though. Naikyabhai only slightly elevated his look and very briefly let his eyes met with those of intimidating Sunnaran and quickly lowered his look back to the dusty road. Still letting his look afloat in the tangent to the paty loosely standing in front of him, Naikyabhai maintained silence not because he wanted to but he realized his casual address to Sunnaran did spark unintended response.
Well, Naikyabhai's brother was a sano tino contractor in the tole. Ghar sar banaune, dhalan garne, farma lyaune milaune…yastai kam garthyo. So, people used to call him "Naike", we kid used to call him Naike dai. Till this date, I have no idea what his real name was. Naikyabhai's name was Asta Man but since he was Naike's brother, he was also known as Naikyabhai especially then when someone asked who is Asman or who is Aste?. Obviously, Naike was more popular or widely recognized in the tole than his little brother Astaman. Besides, we got more than one Astaman but just one real Naike in the tole. Sunnaran's actual name, which was growing largely irrelevant, was Sundar Narayan. Sunadar Naryan was modified as Sunnaran to give the speed for name pronunciation. People in our tole then had, at least that's how it seemed to me, all the time in the world but still why they didn't have enough time to call Sundar Narayan and had to hurry for Sunnaran was not so easily comprehensible but Sunnaran was so common that I would think if some one called Sunnaran "Sundar Narayan" Sunnaran wouldn't respond thinking that's not him.
As I have mentioned above, even that name "Sunnaran" was growing largely irrelevant behind his back. He, unfortunately, had received multiple scars on his face because of that goddamn "bifar" and was widely known as "Chhyaka" in the background, courtesy of that lousy disease. People used to say "sunnaran ko anuharma chharra goli lagya thyo re..".
Sunnaran was playing paya with split sarbadaka geda in an open pati with three other dudes. The pati itself was facing east but Sunnaran was facing North toward the dusty uneven road. Other kids were facing Sunnaran purba paschim ra uttar tira dhaad farkara. Sunnaran was, obviously, with chauka dau that's why every time he threw those paya on that wooden pati floor (fuuu fuuu garera safa pareko) he used to bend his both knees to the left, westward, and would hit his thigh with his right hand just retracting from throwing paya on the khal with good amount of force and scream "chaukkka!". "ye filim herna jane Sunnaran?" Naikya bhai asked. It was around 11 AM and the day seemed pleasant. Sunnaran briefly looked at Naikyabhai then without replying collected the payas and rubbed those in his hands. He was comfortably riding the winning streak then. It was his fourth throw in a row and other players were doubling their previous bets. Even though, he was hopeful of his winning but was a bit nervous to see chanchun suka mohar paisa ko chang, few dirty blue ek rupyaka note, a couple of rato five-rupee notes and a ten-rupee note there on bets.
Sunnaran was about to throw his paya with great concentration after briefly remembering Bhuteswor for goodluck, Naikyabhai once again asked, "ye jane ki najane …filim herna?". That question broke Sunnaran's concentration and he again started to rub those payas in his closed palms while giving a bit irritated look to Asman. Asman was standing some 10 ft. away from that paya platform chatting with another dude enjoying the sun. He didn't want to go any closer to the pati because the pati was in shade. So, he really did not know what was at stake for Sunnaran. However, since Sunnaran didn't answer him, Asman also was not feeling comfortable for being ignored. Asman felt like people are noticing how Sunnaran was ignoring him. He thought his reputation is at severe stake, he decided to rescue his reputation giving an undeniable impression that he is dominant over Sunnaran. He asked again in a bit loud voice, "Sunnaran jane ki najane ta?" Sunnaran did not answer, "Marrra" ghankiyo patima. Ek choti ta yata uta halliraka sabaile here pati tira ke ke na bho ki bhanera. More money came to the bets. More concentrated Sunnaran became.
As Sunnaran threw his paya and hit his right thigh once again after bending both knees to the left and screamed, "Chauka". Chhakka came instead. Right then among the rising "tir tir..la tir" demand Asman directed his loud voice (he wanted the dude who was talking with him also other wandering idle people to hear clearly) at Sunnaran, "ye ta jane ki najane huh? Ye…Chhyaka?"
Ek ta tirna parya bela tyasmathi Aste ko tyo address, "Chhyaka", intimidated Sunnaran, to a considerable extent, responded sharply looking at Aste, "Laat neu la?"
After a short pause when Naikyabhai Aste said nothing, Sunnaran decided to close the chapter by a popular word in our tole "khw*sa".
Chhyaka and Aste went to see the movie in Kumari hall.
Later in the evening, we were sitting by the dhobikhola near sattenaran than. Chhyaka and Naikyabhai came there. They both had seen the movie so they had to find some one to tell the story (they obviously couldn't narrate the story to each other). They found us and they were happy. We also were doing nothing specific so decided to listen to the story.
"Yaar Mukandar ka Sikandar ta khatara re chha…dharo dharma..timeru ni herna ja.." It was Mukkadar ka Sikandar not Mukandar ka Sikandar but we knew that later…much later. Anyway, Chhyaka and Aste started to tell the story…
"Kya tryajidi re chha…tyo Rekha binod mehra lai man parauni…." Ka …kah…kah… Hey khw*sa" Chhyaka interrupted Aste and said, "gana Binod mehra? Tyo ta binod khanna ni" Ye unh unh Aste acknowlwdged the error and continued.."ani tyo Rekha (pulukka chhyaka lai herera) binod khanna lai man parauni hai ani amtabachan le chai tyo…"Chyakka again interrupted, "kah kah kah…tyo binod khanna lai man paraune ta rakhi ni …rekha rekha dhau kah…." Chyaka was demoralizing Naikyabhai and Naikyabhai was not liking that …he gave Chyaka an unpleasant look. Chyakka who was smiling revoked his smile and kept quite and we also looked back and Naikyabhai …then Kiran, one of us, said ,"ani..la..la bhanna….". kramasa...
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Posted
on 28-Feb-03 02:41 PM
….Naikyabhai was not that enthusiastic but he continued anyway with more caution I guess.."..ani tyo rakhi le binod khanna lai man paraune hai..ani amtabachan le chai rakhi lai man paraune bhanya…ani tyo ….tyo gabbar singh ko nam ke re…"."Dilawar" Chhyakka reminded…unh unh tyo dilwararcha le chahi feri rekhalai (feri Aste chhyaka lai herchha…we all were listening but feri sanka lagchha hamlai katai Astele katha bigaryo ki bhanera)tyo Rekhalai chhai tyo dilawarle man paraune hai ani….tyo rekha ta hira khara feri sita..maryo…ni…ani gabbar singh ra amtabachan ko kya fight dhisum dhisum…sholay ma ni kya fight chha ni hai…..Kitne aadmi the bhanchha ni hai gabbar singh le soleu ma….Aste le kura kata ko kata purayo bhadra gol bho sabhai…." Hey khw*sa…", Chhyaka stopped Aste again and said, "talai katha bhannai aaudaina re chha…kata katako kura garchha…aba kaha mukandar ka sikandar ko kuro gari ra bela ma soley ko kura garchha…." We all said hya….Aste…la la ye sunnaran ta bhan ta katha ramrari….
Aste did not like Chhyaka interrupting but he also realized he was messing up the story so kept quite. Chyakka started, "amtabachan ra tyasko euta baini hunchha haina….mehru tyasko baini ko nam mehru…ani tini haru garib hunchha ..tiniharuko ama euta dhani ko gharma kam garni hunchha haina ani tyo dhani ko chhori chai rakhi…tara bachcha rakhi ke…tyati bela keta keti ma…feri tyasko amtabchan ko aama ta maryo bhanya hai…ani tyo bachcha amtabachhan le ni tyo bachcha rakhi ko putali futaidyo…jani jani haina hai…pachhi tyo bachcha rakhi roira bhanya….amtabachan le pasal bata chorera putali lyauchha hai…ani tyo bachha rakhilai dina bhanera…pipe chadera kotha ma pugchha …tyahai feri tyo rakhi ko ba wala kah…tyasko bale amtabachan lai chor bhanera pitchha ani nikaldinchha gharbata….amtabachan chahi me chor nahi hu memsab memsab bhanchha…tara kei na kei…ani tyebela ma tyo rakhi ko happi budday hunchha haina ani geet gaunchha "o sathirey tere bina bhi kya jina" bhanne kya khatara geet chha pachhi amtabachan le ni gauchha tyo geet…
So far so good, we thought. It was evening time, occasionally sattenaran than ko ghanta bajthyo. May it was a sakranti.. We were listening to the story facing chabel kutubahl sifal and remembering our bhangeri lovers too with "o saathi rey tere bina bhi kya jina…" kurai chhaina ni…mahendra bhawan padhne sabudane lover thiye afno ni euta tyati bela…(uslai oo mero lover bhanne tha thyo thiyena ahile yekin ka sath bhanna sakdina but I have a hunch that she didn't know). Anyhow…
Chyakka was rolling…feri..pachhi tyo kadarkhan jogi hunchha haina…amtabachan le chyan ma bhetchha ke tyasko aama lai gadna gako bela….tiniharu .amtabachan haru ke. musalman hunchhani tyahi bhera gadna lani ke….ani geet gauchha…. Amtabachan le trail motsaikal ma…aate hue …jate he log…".kah kah…thukka…"Aste interrupts…."aate huye jate he log" ho ta? Rote huye aate he log …."bhanchha. "la la…" Chhyaka was not sure so accepts Aste's interruption. Then he continues. Pachhi amtabachan dada hunchha haina tanna ganth kamayera sikandar seth hunchha….tyo sikandar bhanne nam tyi jogi kader khan le deko ni….ani pachhi tyo hotel ma amtabachan le binod khanna lai bhetchha ani ….ye aase aase…tyo rakhi haru ta pachhi garib hunchha ani amtabachan chai dhani haina ani amtabachan le tyai rakhikai ghar bhako tham ma ghar banauchha…mehru le..amtabachan ko baini kya.. rakhiharuko bhanda thulo ghar banam bhanda amtabachan le mandaina…rakhiko ba le chahi amtabachan lai man paraua thalchha tara rakhi le ta baal dinna…ani amtabachan le binod khanna lai lyayera rakhiko ba lai help hunchha bhanera rakhiko gharma rakhdinchha…rakhiko ba ta wokil ni paila…ani binod khanna ni wokil….
We all were listening the story with great interest. Chhyaka notices he has our full attention so with confidence he continues…ani tyo amtabachan ko jad khane partner hunchha pyarelal…pyarelal le ni hasauchha bhanya…ani tyo binod khanna lai ta rakhi le po man parauna thalchha ba….amtab bachhan le chai rakhi lai feri kya man paraune hunchha bachchai dekhi….ek din amtabachan le binod khanna lai loveletter lekhauchha rakhilai dina bhanera…amtabachan lai lekhna padhna aaudaina ke…ani tyo binod khanna lai layera rakhi lai lekheko chithhi amtabbachhan dina pathuchha euta lai…haina ani rakhile ta tyo love letter binod khanna le pathako bhanera danga bhanya…handraiting pani bhidara herchha rakhile…aba binod khanna le ta lekheko handraiting ta milihalchha ni haina…ani rakhi ta danga parera geet gauchha…..dil to hai dil dil ka khaikuni ke….haina geet ramro chha…ani ta amtabbachan mero love letter payera rakhile geet gayo bhanera danga rakhi binod khnaa le love letter pathayo bhanera danga…ani binod khanna rakhi le kya mitho geet gayo bhanera danga…
Well, I also tried many times writing a love letter to her….Khai ke ke afu pani euta love letter dim bhaneko…but fas ma ke lekhne did not know….everytime I sat to write a love letter mutu bhwak bhwak garera….kasto tension.....[baki antim bhag ma..]
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on 28-Feb-03 03:00 PM
...Chhyaka was swinging on "…Ye…Ani chha ni… amtabachhan le euta rakhile gareko function hunchha binod khanna le milako haina tyasma gayera gauchha…feri…"o sathi re tere jina bhi kya…ye..haina haina …o sathi reeeee tere binabhi kya jina bhanera…" rakhilai chai kasto kasto lagchha…tara rakhile ta binod khanna lai man paraune ni..hai..amtabbachhan le sadhai rakhi lai memsab memsab bhanne tara mehru tyo amtabachan ko baini ra binod khanna duitai lai tha nabhako bhanya memsab bhaneko rakhi bhanera…..tara ekdin tyo rakhi amtabachan lai bya gara malai birsa bhaneko jasto kura garna aauchha haina tyo bela ma memsab memsab bhaneko sunera mehru le tha pauchha ke memsab rakhi re chha bhanera tara amtabachan le kasam dinchha ke kasailai nabhannu bhanera…
We were totally into the story. I was thinking that sabudane Mahendra bhawane girl is my memsahib.
….Pachhi amtabbachhan le tha pauchha rakhile ta binod khanna lai man parauchha bhanera…kya sad hunchha ni… ani tyo nepali heroni chha ni sindur ko ke..minachhi bhanne ho…la tyo ta kyabre dancer hunchha bhanya tyaha…pyar jindagi hai pyaaar gandagi hai…yasto gana gauchha minachhi le…hai..amtab bachhan tya pugchha rakhilai happi budday ko tyai purano usle futaleko (najanera) putali ra sunko sikri dina bhanera tara tya ta rakhi ra binod khanna po basirako…pachhi nachchha pani tiniharu…hai anta amtab bachhan le banduk jhikera …gandi naali ka kira…ke ke ho bhanera binod khanna lai dyam dyam goli hanchha bhanya…binod khanna ta chet…rakhi dhun dhan runchha haina…ani mero binod khanna firta deu malai bhanchha….
We were shocked to see binod khanna dying. Side hero died? Anyway, we then thought, thikai chha atleast amtabachan is gonna get rakhi now. I thought, "if somebody comes between sabudane and me he is also gonna get…get what I was not sure…I was little scared to shoot someone down….but then I thought the villain is gonna get something bad…and I left it at that…
Chyakka paused with a smile then said, "tyo binod khanna lai mareko ta samjheko amtabachan le…tara binod khanna ra rakhi tya baseko chahi sachai ho…" amtabachan lai kya tragedy.
Tyasto tragedy paryo hai amtabachan lai…ani tyo pyarelal le rekha kaha laijanchha amtabachan lai..rekha chai bhalu ke… tawayaf bhanchha ni kotha ma gaune kya tyahi…tyaha rekha le geet gauchha…salame isk meri jan bhanne…amtabachhan le ni gauchha…ani ta rekha le ta amtabachhan lai po man parai ra bhanya…ani feri tyo rekhalai chai tyo gabbar singh …ke tyo dilawar le man paraune hunchha…rekhale amtabachan lai man parayo bhanera gabbar singh jail todera aauchha…amtabachan ra gabbar singh ko fight parchha….amtab bachhan jana ta rekha kaha janchha tara usle chahi rakhi lai mattai man parauchha….rekha kaha ta u man bahalauna mattai jane…haina…tara amtabachhan tya tawayaf kaha gayo bhanera feri usko baini mehru ko bya nai nahola jasto hunchha ani binod khanna le gayera rekha lai ke ke bhanchha….yaha aane mat do amtabachhan lai usko bainika bya garna apthyaro padta hai…ke ke bhanchha. Pachhi amtabachhan rekha kaha jada rekha le dhoka kholdina baru hira ke daimand khayera marchhe..rekha hira khayera mare pachhi gabbar singh pura risauchha amtabachan sanga…
Kasto tragedy…gabbar singh rekha lai man paraune…rekha amtabachan lai manparaune ani amtabachan rakhi lai ani rakhi binod khanna lai …
Pachhi binod khanna le ni rakhi sanga bya garne kura garchha…amtabachhan ra binod khanna ta bes fren ni…binod khanna lai ke tha amtabbachhan ko memsab pani tya rakhi ho bhanera…pachhi tyo binod khanna ra rakhi ko ani mehru ko bya garne din aauchha haina ani ta tyo din ta tyo dilawar ke gabbar singh le kidnap gardichha dulai ta …ani amtabachhan janchha haina dulai lyauna bhanera ani fight parchha amtabachhan ra gabbar singhko…..anta lastama…
Pura hallma aaimai haru roira bhanya…pachhadi especial tira sabai sukka sukka gari ra bhanya….amtabachhan le memsab memsab bhanera rakhilai bhaneko binod khanna le sunchha…haina…kya senti ni….tara let bhaisakya hunchha…
Why? What happened? We asked. "tyo last fight ma gabbar singh sangai amtabbachan ni sita.." Chhyaka took out a yak churos from his shirt pocket and ek sarko tanyo then he concuded the story, "Herai maryo bhanya….beshyaka beiman".
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Posted
on 28-Feb-03 03:18 PM
ye deep dai !! ma ta tapiko fan, kasari kyai nabhani bashu
ajha astinako udharo pani banki cha, tyo HERO bhanneko ke, padhna ta padhe jawaf dina time nai bhayena, shivaratriko tayarima byasta ke yeta
la ramro cha thik cha. Yeuta kura manne ho..hernush, tapailai maile ke sikai bho haina ra, daju- bhaima
tyo tapaiko sapai pura katha yekai choti post nagarnush, padhne lai pani tauko dukhne, tapailai pani herda herda ankha dukhne... barbad.
tyo philako " kramasha" bhanne thik cha ahile ko lagi, First part padchan, ani 'kramsah' bhannush, ani sabailai utsukta pani huncha aru padhnalai, ani bistarai post garnush aru pani, bistarai biistarai..., Biralo le musa khelako jasto kya...
la aba shiva ratri ma tannush..la yi ..yeta ..chilim..kata tyo taruniko bhidtira herira ko bhanya biha gari sakeko manchele....yeta yi chillim...la linush
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| deep |
Posted
on 28-Feb-03 10:02 PM
dhumbadai ko kuro ni thik ho...
la aru tyastai ho jam kirateswor tira
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| jira |
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on 28-Feb-03 10:11 PM
aba kirateswore janey haina..hee tanam mazza lay dhuni jagawunu parcha aaaj rati..
La deep dai..katha chai ramro cha la..paila ko bhanda ni ramro..auni cha ni hagi tyo aumtabachan lay janjeer ma haina..mera baap chore nai hay bhandai bhageko..mailay ta tyo nee samjhya..... Yee naam mattai beiman ..katha chai mukandar ka sikandar ko lya recha...aba solay ko katha chai nasunawunu..ajha lamo hola rey kya ajha :-)
La la ramro cha la, extra credit dee mailey ta 100 ma 114, final dinu pardaina lazza..pass
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| deep |
Posted
on 01-Mar-03 10:25 AM
Jira dai,
ke bhanchha tyo ta chha ni haina? maal ke? asali chahi...tyo jhura parya paat matrai dher misako haina ke....la chha bhane aaja shivaratri ni parya chha...chiso chiso ni chha...tyo bhatkya pool ma bhela hum hai ...ani tyahiko euta sattari ma aago lagaidim..tyas pachhi shivji lai pani jado hudaina..tyasto dhuni jagaye pachhi...ani hamlai ta shivabuti tyo dhuni tapai chadaudai garechhi ...haina bhanya tyai dhuwa jasti udya udyai.....
Jay sambho!
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| deep |
Posted
on 01-Mar-03 09:01 PM
yo sajha ko mukhya pristha ma bhako shivaratri ko foto Dhumba dai, Jiradai, ani sampurna shiva bhakta haruma sagaja samarpan garna man lagyo (foto saraai ghat lagdo re chha ke)...tyahi bhe ra chhirya....
sambho! buti ali kam bho!
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| M.P. |
Posted
on 01-Mar-03 09:44 PM
Deep Sir ko "Upanyaash" gajab chha la! Spring-break ko reading list maa add bhayo.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 01-Mar-03 10:31 PM
deep bro
kya gajab ko katha... ahile samma ko malai ramro lagya yop ho
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| prem charo |
Posted
on 02-Mar-03 03:30 AM
Deepji,
Beep Beep gardai lekhnuvayeko yo katha RAMRO lagyo ! Aru pani jaawos ! This is the first time I read your katha. Good piece!!
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| deep |
Posted
on 02-Mar-03 03:06 PM
daju bhai tatha didi baini haru..
aajako paristhitima....ye masitarne aaja ta prajatantra diwas haina ni hai...
la la kei chhaina...
unh! ta ke bhandakheri ... sathiharu....dhanyabad hai...
la hijo rati samma yahi thyo chilim kalle lagyo? chhyaka le lagera diyo hola dhuma dai lai...kasto beiman....
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 03-Mar-03 12:06 PM
upanyas!?
uff....kramasa:...?
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 04-Mar-03 12:26 PM
Ok, this "estory" sucks! doesn't it? draupadiko dhoti jasto "estory" ;)
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| deep |
Posted
on 05-Mar-03 03:11 PM
bho aba? ***i pathak!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 05-Mar-03 03:37 PM
ye deep dai , tapailai tha cha tyo manche hoina aaimai ho...chabel tirako...hehe
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| deep |
Posted
on 05-Mar-03 05:33 PM
kasko kura garya dhumbadai le? ko aaimai? draupadi?
Draupadi ta aba aaimai ta ho ta! chabel tirako rey? tyo ta tha chhaina! uta kata hastinapur ho ki panchal ho tyastai kata tira ki po ho bhanthe ta, haina ra bhanya?
la je hos tyo ...thakur cut kapal katya hindustani ..bangali ho kyare..bhako tyo classic khaini chhaina dhumba dai sanga? alikati nichorera tallo gija ra ooth ko bich ma chyapera chhin chhin ma thukdai gaf hannu paryo bhanya khai main khaini nai bhe na....suruma ta kapas ma halera rakhya... tyani katyo ni...lagya jasto bhera...keta keti manchhe...saas ta yesimajhyakne dung dungti bhanya....khas khaini ni khane maal ta haina...khane kura garda samjhe..tyo pariwar niyojan ko asthai sadhan ko bigyapan aamthyo ni..."kamal" ko...yo khane chakki haina bhandai....euta sathi le malai sadhai tha pai pai sodthyo khane chakki nabhe ke garne ta? bhanera. tyo sathi ni harip khalli thyo!
la ta la...khane aba kamal samal khaini saini nabhe ni haina bhanya dhumbadai tanne chij ni ta painchha ni...khanai kina paryo ra? tanne kura garda feri dhankuta hile ko tongba ni samjhe....
nasha chad.da sangai chadne usko maya
nasha plateau ma stable huna huna khojda
usko nasha volatile bhera kayal kayal paridinchha
nasha aba orle si ta feri oo ko ma ko...
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