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Posted
on 04-Mar-03 02:06 PM
BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
PUZZLE
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean : 16.
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4
worse.
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
*9 UP-SIDE-DOWN IS 6*
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