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| YoUnGblOOdz | Posted
on 04-Mar-03 02:07 PM
An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia." The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do you eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Australian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia." The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course." Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States." Why do you think it's called Wrigley's |
| fuchhu | Posted
on 13-Mar-03 11:05 AM
hahhaha good one. |
| surya | Posted
on 13-Mar-03 11:43 AM
Stoopid joke written by stoopid people for other stoopid people's consumption. Obviously. |
| sks | Posted
on 13-Mar-03 12:44 PM
Sense of humor for sale! Available online at www.whatsupyourass.com |
| yOuNgBlOoDz | Posted
on 13-Mar-03 12:44 PM
surya.. Don't be so stupid.. n call others stupid.. i reckon ur full of stupidity..........................................keep up bra... cheers.. YB |
| surya | Posted
on 13-Mar-03 04:08 PM
SKS WHAT"S UP YOURS? |
| SITARA | Posted
on 13-Mar-03 04:51 PM
Youngbloodz: Hehehe! funny! sksji : Nice link! Can one recycle humor too?..... I could lend some ... In colonial education term(Anglified...mind you!) it is called: "The lending and borowing process" :P |
| bhedo | Posted
on 13-Mar-03 07:12 PM
I don't wanna start anything Youngbloodz, but I must say that I'm happy you're not a stand up comedian, because I am pretty sure the audience would be booing, and throwing tomatoes and lettuce at you . I would rather laugh at a dead squirrel being run over by cars on a highway than laugh at that "joke" of yours. No offense dude, but that's how I feel. |
| surya | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 08:30 AM
Really! I can think up some "funny" jokes about encounters between Nepalis and Americans about what Americans send to Nepal that is recycled and maybe what Nepal sends to America that is recycled. I can imagine depending on whose expense the joke is slanted against, some might think it was funny, but then others might be pissed off. Either way jokes that are made at the cost of others is NEVER funny! It might be politically okay these days to laugh at the "big bad Americans" but I say try substituting "Nepalis" for Americans and get a taste for what it might feel like. AGAIN, STOOPID AND DUMB! |
| sks | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 11:29 AM
Some people just need to lighten up! Maybe a trip to Sitara's Bank of Humor is called for. The interest is on me. Need a deduction anyway on my 1040 come April 15th. |
| whine and chij | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 11:34 AM
take your own advice, francisks, and lighten up, already. what's so heavy about someone calling a purile joke purile? don't get so riled up, now! ;) eheheheheheheh |
| sks | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 12:56 PM
Yo cheddar, if i lightened up any more, i'd be floatin a la crouchin tiger. And no, thanks. I like my wine a little more aged. :) |
| surya | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 01:56 PM
vinegar, anyone? |
| whine and chij | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 02:06 PM
tsks, tsks, tsks...and here i thought it was all that piss and vinegar makin' YO eyez float! hahahaHAAAAA! everybody knows, iron monkey, everything's beddar with cheddar! everybody was kung fu fighting... |
| sks | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 02:35 PM
WC: Not the sharpest cheddar, r we? Suryamukhi: Vinegar, was it? No wonder sajha is awash with so many uncalled-for acerbic remarks lately. I know its so september 10th, but can we all just get along? |
| surya | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 03:47 PM
whatever! |
| vision | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 04:04 PM
Hahahaha very funny! What is this complex with some people about whose expense the joke is on? A joke is a friggin' joke. Learn to laugh at others and yourself. It ain't on the cover of a TIME magazine or anything to be offensive to anyone. The way you think, there should not be any Letterman or Leno or Howard Stern. You folks might as well move to the ARAB world. Pathetic! |
| DHUMBASSE | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 04:19 PM
wah vision kya mara janu nai cha bhane pheri maercedez ma nai kina jane toyota ma gaye hudaina hasnu nai cha bhane pheri jokes matraima kina hasne aafai sanga hase hudaina mari lane kyai chaina sathi kina jhagara keko tan tan dui dinko sajha basaima pani Sashu- buhariko jasto kina gan gan |
| sks | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 04:22 PM
Hallelujah! |
| whine and chij | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 04:38 PM
it's all fun and games until someone loses a third eye. that's why i'm laughing at you, vision, who should be able to SEE the obvious. it's called poking fun at purile jokers. get it? didn't think you could. ;) yo, tsks, if you're gonna quote rodney king, it's SOOOOOOO 1992. now THAT was a real riot! hardee har har arrrrgh mateys! [VISUALize a jolly roger, complete with cross bones]. have an AUssome weak-end, peeps. |
| bhedo | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 05:04 PM
ROFL! I'm staying out of this one. This thread's getting interesting. Feels like watching a B-movie without the scare factor. I might as well grab a bag of popcorn. |
| sks | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 05:22 PM
Would the REAL puerile joker please stand up? Folks, let me introduce u to none other than Mr. Holier-than-thou himself. This one's a whiner. Okay, cheddie, u're excused. |
| Vision | Posted
on 14-Mar-03 05:44 PM
Whine, It wasn't intended to you ..but you want to take me right in it, that's fine too. I do have few cents to spare... Now listen up, a puerile thing is a puerile thing..plain and simple. Few things are just puerile and not funny, like your remarks above. And few things are puerile and funny, and few things are funny because it is puerile, like the joke above (to which your puerile brain makes a lame attempt to at least impersonate a maturity). Good try, but you need more homework. JUVENILES! |
| SITARA | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 08:54 AM
He he he! Sks, Vision and Dumbhasse: He who has Not and knows Not he has Not a Humour... is Sour! Digest with acidic whine, toe cheese on stinky lamb! Says my "lending and borrowing" policy handbook! ;) |
| SITARA | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 09:51 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOps!! That was the Whine and Vinegar Guide 2003; digesting the unpalatable and masking the acerbic of the blue cheese! :P |
| vision | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 11:07 AM
Sitara, Say what...? |
| bhedo | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 11:26 AM
"Digest with acidic whine, toe cheese on stinky lamb! " Who knows, might be a prophylaxis against incessant Nitrous Oxide exposure. Whoops, I just farted. Now laugh away.... |
| SITARA | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 12:57 PM
Bhedo Aka Niharika: I always knew you were a Bombshell! Brains, Brawn, Thongs n' All! :) |
| bhedo | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 01:58 PM
Ah, Sitara, I might be a bombshell, but you're a goddess.....perhaps Isis with a Far Eastern slant, carrying Sitar in one hand and Mt. Annapurna in the other.... *Bows down graciously* |
| SITARA | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 02:03 PM
Hey!!!!!! How did you know about Isis???? Have I "talked" to you in chat? Darshan hajur! ! :) |
| sks | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 02:08 PM
toe cheese, stinky lamb and bhedo's fart......mr. rumsfeld, i think we just discovered the ultimate weapon! its daa bomb! |
| bhedo | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 02:10 PM
Yup, I do meet you there once in a while. But I don't go there with only one handle..... I'm a wanderer. |
| bhedo | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 02:25 PM
Remember Nepali_keto, Sitara??? That was also my alias. |
| SITARA | Posted
on 15-Mar-03 10:21 PM
I do recall talking to a Nepali keto. :) Now, about that biological weapon...Sks ji, Indeed RUMPsfield might appreciate being included in the biological warfare! |