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on 04-Mar-03 02:08 PM
A YOUNG MAN ( WHOSE NAME WAS HARKHE)HEARD A LOT ABOUT THE MOVIE "SHOLEY" AT HIS VILLAGE WHILE HE WAS IN THE REMOTEST PART OF THE MOUNTAINOUS REGION (Suppose Jumla or Humla). HE KNEW THAT THE ACTRESS OF THE MOVIE WAS SO BAUTIFUL THAT HE COULD HARDLY SEE THAT TYPE OF GIRL IN HIS LIFE. ONE OF HIS LAHURE FRIEND USED TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE ACTRESS "Basanti"[Hema Malini] AS HE WATCHED THAT MOVIE MANY TIMES IN INDIA. SO, HARKHE DECIDED TO GO TO THE CITY FOR THE MOVIE IN ANY COST. SO HE WENT TO NEPALGUNJ ONLY TO WATCH THE MOVIE. IT WAS THE NEW HALL AND THE MOVIE WAS "SHOLEY". AS HE ARRIVED, THE TICKETING COUNTER WAS CLOSED AND THE HALL WAS "HOUSE FULL". BUT LUCKILY A BOY CAME TO HIM SAYING THAT HE GOT A BLACK TICKET IF HE WANTED TO WATCH THE MOVIE. IT WAS VERY EXPANSIVE THOUGH HARKHE DID NOT WANT TO MISS THE CHANCE. SO HE BOUGHT THE BLACK TICKET. NOW IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW. DURING THE SHOW THE GABBAR SHING WANTED BASANTI TO DANCE IN FRONT OF HIM. THEN WHAT HAPPENS ? (IN THE SCREEN) GABBAR: " O CHHAMAKCHHALLO JARA GABBAR TO NACH KE DEKHA...!" BIRU(DHARMENDRA)"NAHI...NAHI BASANTI EIS KUTTE KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA....." (Then suddenly from the audience side) HARKHE: " TAILE NACHNAI PARCHHA BASANTI MAILE TERO NACH HERNA BLACK MA TICKET KATEKO CHHU BHUJISH....!" (ON THE SCREEN ....FEW MINUTES LATER....BASANTI STARTS DANCING) HARKHE: (TO THE REST OF ALL AUDIENCES) DEKHYOU? MAILE BHANEKO BHAYERA TA NACHI..........!!!!
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