| YoUnGblOOdz |
Posted
on 04-Mar-03 02:09 PM
01. Laloo Prasadji decides that he is a very popular and famous person, and like all famous persons, there should be a postage stamp issued in his honour.
So he orders Rabri Deviji,"Arre hammar photoo wala stamp nikalo." Rabri ji obediently calls all the ministers and officers concerned, tells them to get a postage stamp with Laloo ji's photooo on it designed by the best design house, printed on the best paper, applied with the best gum...after all, Lalooji ka stamp hai.
The stamp is made, and released with much fanfare.
However, Lalooji starts receiving complaints about it soon...people say the stamp doesnt stick!! Lalooji is furious,"Hum kahe the ki accha stamp banao..". All officials run helter skelter to find out whats wrong, and finally report back to Rabri devi, "Madam, the paper and gum are definitely of the best quality. In fact, even the printing is great - the photo resembles Lalooji exactly. The problem is, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!!
02. Once in a small plane, five people were travelling. They were Laloo, sonia gandhi,an old sadhu, a schoolboy and the pilot. Suddenly, the pilot realises that the plane is going to crash and informs these people. The pilot also says that the plane has only four parachutes. Then Sonia says that since she is going to become India's future prime minister, she has to live. Saying that she takes a parachute and jumps of the plane. The pilot also takes a parachute and jumps off. Then Laloo says that he has to live to rule Bihar for another 10 years and jumps off with one. The old sadhu says to the boy,' Son, I am an old man, I have lived my life. Anyway, I will die soon. So Why don't you take the remaining parachute and jump of the plane'.
Hearing that, the boy says, 'Don't worry sadhuji, there are still two parachutes left'
The sadhu is surprised and asks 'how is it possible'.
The boy said 'Lalooji did not take the parachute, but has taken my school bag!!'
|
