| YoUnGblOOdz |
Posted
on 04-Mar-03 02:14 PM
Q1.Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q2. Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
Q3.How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q4.What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Q5. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
And this is a fact: If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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