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| forget-me-not |
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on 07-Mar-03 11:49 AM
If you think your woman would never fib, guess again. From little white lies to real whoppers, most women hide the truth at some point. Their motivation ranges from wanting to protect your feelings to pulling the wool over your eyes. Here are 10 lies to watch out for:
10. I wouldn't change a thing about you
Do you really believe she wouldn't prefer ripped abs and bulging biceps to your hairy beer belly? Do you think that she actually enjoys listening to you snore like a grizzly bear? Reality check: Even if you're still in the honeymoon phase she'll soon come to her senses and realize there are many things about you she'd like to change. So if she hasn't figured out your faults yet, then enjoy her approval while it lasts.
9. I love hanging out with your friends
No matter how great your friends are, your girlfriend doesn't want them around all the time. Even though she might have told you this little white lie when you first started dating, don't expect it to last. After a couple of hours of being surrounded by your loud, beer-guzzling, chip-munching buddies, she'll throw in the towel. Try to keep visits from your friends to a minimum and she might just keep pretending she loves them.
8. I don't mind picking up after you
Here's another lie your girlfriend might tell at the beginning of your relationship. She'll say she really doesn't mind picking up the dirty dishes and she loves doing your laundry. I hate to break it to you, but this isn't going to last. Soon enough, she'll be telling you to wash your smelly gym socks yourself.
7. I love your family
It's possible your girlfriend may find your family totally loveable. However, if she despises them, she will probably spare your feelings and keep her distaste to herself. Observe her reaction the next time your parents invite the two of you over for dinner. If she throws on a fake smile and mutters "Great" under her breath, then she definitely isn't crazy about them. If she really hates them, then this could kill your relationship. Avoid a major blowup by limiting family visits to birthdays and holidays.
6. I love sports
Ah, another first date classic. She may tell you that she loves watching basketball, but unless you're lucky enough to have found one of the rare true female sports fans, she'll soon complain every time you sit down to watch a game. Sorry guys, but your dreams of curling up with a six-pack and a hot woman in front of the tube are probably pure fantasy.
5.I won't get mad if you think I look fat
Unless you've been living under a rock for the better part of your adult life, you've probably figured out that this is a trap. No matter what you say, she will get mad. If you try to tell her that she looks great, she'll accuse you of lying to make her feel better about her rhinoceros butt. On the other hand, if you tell her that she has in fact put on a couple of pounds, you're likely to set off World War III in your living room. Basically, the only way to deal with this situation (short of faking a heart attack) is to brace yourself and wait until the monsoon passes.
4.You're right
Do your arguments with your girlfriend usually end up with her admitting that you're right and that you know better than her? And you actually believe her? Even if she realizes she's wrong, chances are slim to none that she'll actually admit it. The fact is that many women will tell you that you're right to shut you up, but what they're really thinking is: "He'll find out soon enough that I'm right." Then they'll proceed to find some devious way to prove their point to you. Keep this metaphor from My Big Fat Greek Wedding in mind: The man is the head but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants. Basically, the guy thinks that he knows what's going on and that he's in control, but he doesn't realize that his woman is the one who actually has the real control, albeit in a much more subtle way.
3.It doesn't bother me when you check out other women
Although she may say this at first to seem cool and open-minded, chances are that it secretly drives her nuts when you eyeball the hot redhead at the grocery store. It's quite simple: She wants to feel like you only have eyes for her even though she may not look like Pamela Anderson's long-lost twin. Therefore, even if she tells you that it doesn't bother her, you're better off not letting your eyes wander too often if you don't want it to blow up in your face when you least expect it. And if you're honest with yourself, you'll admit that you wouldn't be too thrilled either if your girlfriend started checking out every hot guy that crossed her path.
2.I don't care how much money you have
Although it isn't true that all women care about is the size of a man's bank account, most women want a guy who is financially stable and independent. No, they don't all want a sugar daddy; they just want to know that their man is capable of taking care of a potential future family. Of course, your girlfriend probably won't tell you this so as not to scare you off with discussions about family and the future.
1.Don't worry honey, it happens to everyone
Most men will have temporary erectile difficulties at some point in their lives and most women are aware of this fact. However, that doesn't mean that it doesn't bother your girlfriend when you're getting hot and heavy and suddenly there's nothing happening down there. This lie is only one of the dozens of sex-related lies that women tell to spare their partner's feelings, including the classics "size doesn't matter" and "you're the best I've ever had." Fortunately, these fibs aren't really harmful. After all, even if you aren't the best she's ever had, she chose to be with you over any other guy, no matter how good (or bad) the sex is.
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 11:50 AM
How about.....tell me sweet little lies...
Now that you know the types of lies your girlfriend is likely to throw at you, you can prepare yourself. The good news is that many of these so-called lies are actually slight twists on reality designed to spare your feelings or even flatter you, which means that they're not intended to be hurtful. Hey, if she pretends to like your mom or to love your favorite band, why don't you milk it for all it's worth?
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| nepalirose |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 03:36 PM
Wowowoooooooooooo this is just hilarious....thanks for a good laugh. :)))))))))))
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 04:40 PM
Agree on #2:
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 07:32 PM
Top 3 Lies:
1. I Love You: The biggest lie of all...most deceptive of all lies.
2. I Love You : I love you doesn't necessary mean she loves you. I love you at the strt of relationship(s) mean: I love you, but do I really? Then at the middle , its I love you.. but you got to change.. and at the last stage it's.. I love you, i always will but I love that KHAIRE even more.. so bye bye..namaste!
3. I Love You: Expect this to happen when you are told... I still love you after leaving you for a Ghetto ko kale... I always loved you even though I am not with you.. If you fall on her trap again..you'll never be able tos tand up..
moral of the story: don't love anyone, love yourself...
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| SAJAN |
Posted
on 08-Mar-03 04:41 AM
An important thing, it is quite impossible to wriggle fake love into reality. We can see it happens many times and we may think its' working but not truly. Its' just a charade guys. The outcome will throw you over the hedge of thorn.
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| lonely |
Posted
on 08-Mar-03 01:27 PM
logical sense,
good one ha....
sajan,
what is the definition of true love then??
isolated freak,
never love anyone re?? tanna tragigy kadh ma bokera hidya jasto chha ni....lol
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| honeybuzz |
Posted
on 08-Mar-03 02:11 PM
Forget-me-not i don't think all woman are like you said, if you find someone like that in your life it doesn't mean all are same way.There are many woman who loves sports and they know how to be honest too.
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 08-Mar-03 02:31 PM
:-) , That was funnY Guys!
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| uh_oh |
Posted
on 08-Mar-03 03:07 PM
forget me not, i don't agree with all that crap. i found it a bit derogatory. may be your girl fren or somebody is like that. that doesn't mean all girls are like that. and of course ya, guys do lie a lot too more than girls actually. you always see guys playing around with the hearts of innocent girls. these things are nothing if you think about the reality, this real ugly world.
and isolated freak, if u were to love yourself then what's the point of living????? in most of the cases love might not end up in a nice way, but u forget something love never dies. even if you don't get to be with that person, love will never fade away from your heart. and ya it sounds stupid, but that's the way it should be. you don't think about 'how is it gonna end up' at first time when u fall in love with somebody. you just love that person, that's all. love is blind u know that.
and next thing, south asian girls don't say "i luv you" that frequently. when they say it they mean it. when they don't, they don'ttttt. u gotta get a chill pill fren!!!
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| swekcha |
Posted
on 09-Mar-03 01:37 AM
Now that u know type of lies your girlfriend is likely to tell you...prepare yourself? and if she pretends to love your mom and like your favorite band, why don't u milk it for all its worth?
Yo forget me not..pls don't start giving men all these ideas....as it is they are spoilt already!
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| swekcha |
Posted
on 09-Mar-03 01:50 AM
and...I will never say 'I don't mind picking up after u' ...plz I think a gal who would tell lies (1-10 ) and not mean it must be real desperate or insecure.
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| starry night |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 08:31 PM
You know, I have to say--these days we are becoming pathetic. I was over at some guys apartment and there on their coffee table, bathroom counter, bedroom side stand were many subscriptions to Maxim, a very popular men’s magazine...similar to the version of Cosmo... Curious, as usual, I picked a copy of Maxim and started reading it: I was like: This is the shit you guys read: 10 ways to make a girl sleep with you. How to date a rich woman and make her fall for you. How to convince her to get into a three some. I couldn’t' help but laugh at how ridiculous they were. ...and how seriously the articles were taken (read the editorials). I asked these intelligent, fairly attractive guys...do you take this seriously? Their answers were very similar to my girlfriends, who read Cosmo.
Note: If you guys keep reading shit like this, you guys are going to end up single like the many millions that are out there. Maxim and Cosmo, and yes...forget me not, askmen.com, the site where you got the above article from, are all useless sources. They aren't giving you advice, they are teaching you how to play the game. Which really doesn’t' work. So guys, just know, its stupid magazines like Maxim and Cosmo that have produced soooo many single men and women; who are more involved in perfecting the game of scoring then in finding a real relationship.
-Much ado
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| lonely |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 11:30 AM
kasto ramro idea ho yo....
You don't listen/read thses stuffs??? Aani kasari thaha paune ta??
How do you find a real relationship???? swechya, forget me not like kina testo idea nadeu bhanya ni??? men are already spoit re??? what am I smelling???
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| Gurl_Interrupted |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 12:03 PM
Way to go! Go GurLs :D!
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| missgrg |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 12:50 PM
Honeybuzz ,uh-ho,swekchya and starry night i am totally agree with you people.
You know people are born with different view and logic and expression.
Forget me not ur 10 puzzling crackles are totally useless.Coz u ur self will not use this.
and Isolated freak do u want to convey people "about not loving anyone"?? don'tmake issue to make joke :).
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| sks |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 01:28 PM
"....coffee table, bathroom counter, (and) bedroom side stand...."
Hmmmm.......in that specific order, Starry Night?
;)
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| czar |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 01:45 PM
Sks: Touche ! (Bravo!)
Ladies, don’t get your knickers/panties/g-strings/thongs in a knot.
Thanks for the heads up that men’s/women’s magazines that sell by the million are… full of ideas that don’t work. Hells bells, if not, someone might even have tried that advice on settin up a threesome..hot damn.. woulda got the feller in some real hot water. (Jacuzzi ?)
Now 75 % of the merchandize in stores are for women, and men are supposed to be the spoilt ones. The rats. Why, those bums aren’t the ones going for day spas, and having their nails and hair done weekly either. Spoilt guys.
Nearly all of Cartier, Tiffanys and Van Cleef et Arpel’s business is catering to women but mostly paid for by men. Yup, if the price is right...
What fools these men be..
Ps. Starry night: poolside? Gazebo?
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| starry night |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 04:51 PM
sks, what would it mean if htey were done in that specific order?
Czar,
My point exaclty. Highest bid wins.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 12-Mar-03 04:51 PM
Forget-me-not ji:
Hehe! Funny! :)
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| swekcha |
Posted
on 13-Mar-03 02:20 AM
Kasto ramro idea ho yo....
You don't listen/read thses stuffs??? Aani kasari thaha paune ta??
How do you find a real relationship???? swechya, forget me not like kina testo idea nadeu bhanya ni??? men are already spoit re??? what am I smelling???
I said that in jest lonely...it just struck me what if men started exploiting us for fibbing;)...malai ta garho huncha...esai ta mero tolerance level zero cha;)
Anyway nothing wrong with reading such stuff...but u don't need to take it to heart do u..as for real relationships, it is nothing like the above where u have to fake it...to get going...
However, there r many gals who fib a lot...so I guess forget me not's posting will come in handy if ever u come across such gals...
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 06:59 PM
about what isolated freak wrote...that is kinda true...that's funny....and the most funniest part is....guys know when we're lying and they still fall for that....ehehehe
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| hajurko_juhai |
Posted
on 07-Apr-03 03:21 PM
dallipokchi ji,
"guys know when we're lying and they still fall for that....ehehehe" re,
guys know that you wome/girls are telling lies, tehi pani nabujha jasto po garya ta...bujhu chaina...tesko majha nai aaarkai chha ni...
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 07-Apr-03 07:18 PM
huh whatchu talking about?
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