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| jira |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 12:44 PM
3131 Devon st. #104
Chicago, IL - 22222
Hamro Ba America Awunu bho
Bakas dekhawunu bho, gundruk/mashyowura phinjawunu bho
kura garda gardai sophamai nidawunu bho
Dawura suraal phukalnu bho, kattu lawunu bho
Nike ko toona bannu bho
Chhora ko gadi ma chadhera walk ma janu bho
Tole ko kalay lai phone garnu bho
haalkhabar sunawunu bho, rajniti bujhnu bho
Yo pala ko cabinet ruchawunu bho
Basdai janda STAR beer bhulnu bho, CORONA samatnu bho
Barbeque garnu bho, masu polnu bho
Taas khelda Jannai lai dhaad khwaas khwaas kanawunu bho
Neru lai Dollar ma convert garnu bho
Buying rate sodhnu bho, selling rate sodhnu bho
A...aaa..hoash!..3/4 deen ta ho ni..2/4 marriage khelnu bho
Chutti manawunu bho, Chicago Bulls ko T-shrt lagawunu bho
Janey belama Walmart nai uthawunu bho
Hamro ba lay America Assaddhey ruchawunu bho.
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3131 Devon st. #103
Chicago, IL - 22222
Raambilas ko ba Banwari ni America awunu bho
Ayeko 2 deen ghoorya ghooryai bitawunu bho
Parsi palta dekhi Aupni channel dekhna thalnu bho
ba sarrai nidawunu bho
Calling card lyawunu bho, Chacherey bhai lai phone garnu bho
Bambai ko time sodhnu bho, yaha ko time batawunu bho
chhin chhin ma ghadi tira ankha lawunu bho
Ba thulo thulo swore ma karawunu bho
Quarter lai Bharu ma ginnu bho
Dhoti ra gamchha lai bathtub mai nichornu bho
Dryer ma halna ankanawunu bho
ba pheri ekpalta hichkichawunu bho
Allay allay ta hinnu bho, street ma chai harawunu bho
Jamkabhate ma Hi khanda knichha hasnu bho
Para pugesi namastey pharkawunu bho
ba ali darawunu bho
Dhoti ra kurta lawunu bho, florida bich ni janu bho
lota linu bho, ganga ji lai jal chadhawunu bho
Barbeque garya chewu ma ubhiyera bhaye pani
105 sankalpa sidhyawunu bho
Pajama lawunu bho, Downtown janu bho
chhilka parnu bho, paan chapawunu bho
gadi bata orlinda parking meter ma pichkawunu bho
ba lay sano tino Banaras nai pawunu bho
......je hosh Rambilas ko ba pani ramawunu bho
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| deep |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 12:50 PM
jiradai,
thik chha la prayas jari rakham.
yo pani kam ta chhaina tara aru pani wojan thapdai jam.
rambilas ko ba ta kunni "rambilas" affai bhane dhun dhan ramako chha yata...jiradai lai tha chhadai chha ni....ajasu chha...rambilas.
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| Harris |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 12:55 PM
Jiraji, aru pani jawos na hai... tapain ko ba, rambilas ko ba, aba mero ba ko pani ...... ke ke garnu bho tapain le anuman launus.. bhayena bhane storyline ma pathaidiunla arko patak
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 02:02 PM
Wa wa Jira dai, kya khatara...wa wa...
Jira dai, ma Sunday audai chu hai..Bichar gardai garnu... I will call you tonight. La ta
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 02:50 PM
Jira,
Sajha ko masala !! Sajha ko boring kothaharu maa euta humaras dhoka kholera sabai lai hassunu vayo.......aru pani jaawos. tapahin ko lekhaai ta bilno dal maa nun hale jasto vo........... kata bata aaunchan yi kura haru ? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ............
Keep it up jiraji......
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| krishna |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 03:05 PM
baba Jira bro...danger hai!!! top piece man!!
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 03:51 PM
Kasko ramro aaha..
lekhdai jau hai hajur haru......
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| MainBatti |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 03:54 PM
"Ba thulo thulo swor maa karaaunu bho"
Hehehe...I can not still talk in saano swor over the phone.
Keep it up, Jira! Your poem makes me feel good; I could understand poems after all. :)
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 04:09 PM
Jira !! hehe... ramro cha . Alikati thapau hai..
hamra ba ladnu bho
hamro ba amerika aaunu bho
downtown janchu bhanera hatte garnu bho
La ta la bhanera taxi bolaunu bho
Metro stationma utranu bho
Satarka hundai bhitra chirnu bho
rel chandne aasahko pool badhnu bho
khalti cham cham chum chum gari rakhnu bho
daya baya chanakho aanklae hei rakhnu bho
bistarai aghi badhnu bho
escalator ko agadi thappa adnu bho
"kya ho yesto ghumne bharyang"bhanera acchma maanu bho
sabai jana tyesma chadera mathi gayeko heri rakhnu bho
aafu pani chadauna bhanne jamarko garnu bho
jata choyo tehi ghumeko dekhda naramro sanga tarsanubho
hachkinu bho hamro ba,
"yesto jantuma ta chadina bhanera" "Bhisma pitamaha" bannu bho
Yekaichinama samadhi bata Tatwobodh garnu bho
'nachadhi ta ke chadthi yo jabolai" manmani gunnu bho
yeso daya bya hernu bho
'jaya hanuman', 'jaya ram' bhannu bho
Aankha chimlinu bho
jhata patta burukka ufrinu bho
hamra ba escalatorma pahilo patak chadhnu bho
hamro bale bistari aankha kholnu bho
sallalal pawan sangai "Telikasa" kheleko kalapana garnubho
'nepalma ni yesto bhai diye
sabailai sikaune thiye' bhanne sapana dekhna thalnu bho,
Ghatayak ra ghutuk ko aawaj sangai hamra ba biujhanu bho
charaitira najar phiraunu bho
aafulai yeklai escalator yatra ko majhama paunu bho
hamra ba bistari swarga tira lagne jhai gamakka parnu bho
"aba escalator lai chodne bela aayo"
hamra ba le aafulaii samjahunu bhayo
"tara kasari ta?", yojana tarjuma garna thalnu bho
kurta ka jebi haru samhalnu bho
Dhoti, khola tare jhai nikai mathi uchalnu bho
hamra bale aankha banda garnubho
kan thada parnu bho
mukh khula garnu bho
Gayatri mantra japna thalnu bho
"jaya hanuman" ki bhannu bho
ani thulo chalang marnu bho
juttako tuna phusekko birshinu bho
thulo phadko marne hunda
hamro ba Metroko chiso bhuima
naramro sanga ladnu bho
naramro sanga ladnu bho
-hare shiva !
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 08:18 PM
hahahh jira..
kya harip cha yaar.. hhhhaa pet michi michi hasi ra bro..aaru ni jawoossss..
sajha ma kasta kasta talents haroo.. achamma lagchcha..ba!!
harif cha.. aaba hamro dhumbass ji ko pdhna paryo..
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| DWI |
Posted
on 07-Mar-03 08:49 PM
Hey I like it. As simple as a DAY.
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| jira |
Posted
on 08-Mar-03 11:33 AM
DWI, Forgetmenot, krishna, Iso Freak....comment ko lagi dhannebaad
Trikal ji! arulai ni yaso noon thapum bhanam na..boring cha yaar jindagi....
OM dai ko geet yaad aaa ni malai ta
Garho paryo lawuna jiwuna kasari bachey aaja samma
Yo jindagani adhyanro cha....
sajha bina andhyaro cha rey kya ajha....
Deep! uso bhey Raambilas ni rama cha ta? Ajasu Raambilas, ba lai binisittima downtown lagera....budha manchey lai bekkar ma
Dhumba! ani ba lai lasta kalley uthawuno bho ta?
Mainbatti..auni tapaiko ba lay garya kura ni sunaam na ta...
Rusty brother! ke ho? woottai date milyo ki kya ho...
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| jira |
Posted
on 08-Mar-03 11:35 AM
Harris chhutecha..mind nagaram hai prabhu..hajoor lai jhan ilam ko mechi special chya
Thank you.
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| Tick |
Posted
on 08-Mar-03 10:12 PM
Mero sathi Radhe ko ba pani Amrika auno bha thyo
Masu khane bela ma nakali daat fuakale ra plate ma rakhnu bha thyo
Beluka hidna jada afno ghar chodera arka ko ghar ko dailo ma pugnu bha thyo
TV herda herdai ghurnu bha thyo.
Ghumna jane bhanyo bhane ma ta janna bhannu bha thyo
Pisab rokna na sakara bati ma surwal bhijanu bha thyo
Bathroom bhari pissab ghanune parnu bha thyo
Mero sathi haru bhanera Radhe ko nidra bigarnu bha thyo.
Sugar jati bhai pani chini na hali chya khanna bhanu bha thyo
Lal mohan ra rasbari sutukka khanu bha thyo
Din ka din luga dhunu pardaina bhanera dheri din uhai luga laganu bha thyo
Hijo bhakar nuhayo bhanera ek hapta samma na nuhai kana basnu bha thyo.
Nepali bolera(ishra garera) gas station bata churot kinnu bha thyo
Mero sathi haru lai koseli bhanera Radhe ko credit card ko bill badhanu bha thyo
Kapal katne bela ma tupi katla bhanera tupi sametnu bha thyo
Jwaro ayo ko bela ma nepal ko compounder le niko parthyo bhannu bha thyo..
Amrikan le hi bhanda musukka hasnu bha thyo
Good morning bhanda namaste garnu bha thyo
Surwal fukale ra pant laganu bha thyo
Darhi katna lai Gillette khojnu bha thyo.
Beluka aath baje sutera bihana paanch baje utnu bha thyo
Mukh dhaye pachi chiya chaincha bhannu bha thyo
Amrika ko aru ta tstai ho tara bato ta ramro recha bhanu bha thyo
Sofa ma basne kura ma dui barsa ko nati sanga jhagada garnu bha thyo
Amrika ta man parena aba aunna bhannu bha thyo
Radhe ko ba pani Amrika aunu bha thyo.
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 09-Mar-03 02:20 AM
Jirrrrrrrrrrrrrraji,
Very nice short and sweet story. It happens to everybody's father, who comes to US for first time. Good to reed this type of stories. You seem like funny guy with creative mind in writing!! I saw couple of your writings, these are typical and funny.
Keep goin ....
Prem charo :)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 10:26 AM
Jira ra Ram Bilas ko baa amrika aako dekhera...
Palla ghare Raila ko baa ni amrika aune soor kasnu bho!
Narayanthan nira ko 8 aana jagga bechera kharcha uthaunu bho,
Chhora ko graduation ko niu paari visa ni paunu bho!
Singapore airlines ko taruni hostess haru dekhi makha parnu bho,
Aek pachhi arko pachi arko beer, wine ra whiskey ni ladaunu bho,
Air hostess sanga Ramailo Mela ghumeko sapana ni dekhnu bho,
NY ko JFK ma utrinjel ta Raila ki aama lai ni birsanu bho!
Jet lag le garda guff marda mardai nidaunu bho,
Bathroom ma pasesi niskana aek ghanta launu bho,
Pahilo dui-chaar din ta twallai parnu bho,
Ali josh chalesi ghumna niskane soor kasnu bho!
Gagan-chumbi ghar haru dekhi wallai parnu bho,
"Tyo tyausi le ta ke, mai teslai kuchidinchhu" bhanejhai gari baato cross garnu bho,
Gaali khanu bho...horn khanu bho...
Tyausi driver le dekhako middle finger lai namaskar farkaunu bho!
Museums janu bho, park janu bho, shahar ka sabai thau ghumnu bho,
Tara sab bhanda ramailo ta wahan le Peep Show lai nai mannu bho,
Chhora le, "Ae, baa!" bhanera nakaraunjel ardha-nangini harulai ghurnu bho,
Euti ko ta chaak chimotna khojda thappad pani khanu bho!
Graduation ceromony 'hai, hai' gardai sidhyaunu bho,
Dean le, "It was nice to have you here" bhanda...
Nabujhe ni bujhe jhai gari knichha daant dekhaunu bho,
Aankha bhane chaarai tira college ki taruni haru tira ghumaunu bho!
Chhora ko kaali GF dekhera "meribassai!!!" bhandai tarsanu bho,
"Kamsekam khairi lai ta garnu parchha!" bhanera lecture dinu bho,
Greencard ko lagi matra gareko bhanne sunera thikai chha bhannu bho,
Baru greencard payinchha bhane malai ni euti khojide bhannu bho!
Chhora ko party ma ni khub ramailo garnu bho,
Rakshi ko soor ma taruni chimotne saahas lai thappad samjhera panchhyaunu bho,
Kina chaando janmechhu bhanera aafnai karma lai dhikkarnu bho,
Chauri pareko anuhar aina ma herera dhuru dhuru runu bho!
Raila ki aama!!! Balla samjhanu bho!
Umer chhanda Raila ki aama sanga Rani ban ghumeko yaad garnu bho,
Ban mai jiskanda jiskandai Raila janmeko samjhera musukka haasnu bho,
Raila ki aama lai chimotda ta thappad hoina, maskeki kalpana garnu bho!
Tyo raati sapana ma euti moti habsini le ghokro shwor ma...
"I love you, honey!" bhanera najjikai saas ferda jhasyangai tarsera uthnu bho,
Jaryak juryuk uthera gunta-sunta poko parnu bho,
Chhora lai ghach-ghachyaundai, "Malai bharai ko ticket milaide" bhanera runa thalnu bho!
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| ??! |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 10:49 AM
Poonteji.. superb humor piece... enjoyed a lot.. jira la thaleko thread ma marich, timur, aduwa sabai thapiyo...
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| najar |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 11:13 AM
hasaaayo ....poonte dai le ekdaum nai :)))) very original and creative!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 11:20 AM
"Tyausi driver le dekhako middle finger lai namaskar farkaunu bho! " Ra
"Baru greencard payinchha bhane malai ni euti khojide bhannu bho! "
hehe.....Poonte!! ..
very classic, tyo mathiko dui line chai ghat lagne cha hai....
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| NK |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 11:30 AM
:)) Really goodone!
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| ??! |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 11:51 AM
Vote for the Catch (quote) of the Week:
"Tyausi Driver le Dekhako Middle Finger lai Namaskar Farkaunu Bho"
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| krishna |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 11:54 AM
baba!! poonte le k garya yesto!! garai banaidyo...!!!! sarai mitho ra ghat lagdo poonte bro...good job yaar...for me the quote of the week is,
Chhora le, "Ae, baa!" bhanera nakaraunjel ardha-nangini harulai ghurnu bho,
Euti ko ta chaak chimotna khojda thappad pani khanu bho!
yo ta khatrai hanyo poonte le.........hahaha
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| jira |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 01:29 PM
wah wah poonte jawaaf nahiiii
Ban mai jiskanda jiskandai Raila janmeko samjhera musukka haasnu bho,
Raila ki aama lai chimotda ta thappad hoina, maskeki kalpana garnu bho!
:-) :-)
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 05:12 PM
Jiraaaaaaaajyu le haallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayo!!!
Feri
Dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbaaaaaaaaaaaa le hallayo!!
feri
Tickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk le halllaayo
huda huda ta,
Pooonte dai le ta khambaaa ukhaadke Chakka jaam garyo yaar!!!
Dayummmmm!!
Meri oooni sang cuddle-up nabhaabhaye, mero ta hunthyo kalyaanji-anandji.
hehe!!!
Great piece guys!!!
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 10-Mar-03 06:57 PM
Jira Ji,
ma auta bowl ma paani tataudai chu.. aaaune haina, dubna lai:p
Tyo Poonte le sarai hasayo yaar, mero pet dukhiracha...hasda hasda...
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