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ANYONE FROM HOUSTON

   anyone frm houston... 13-Mar-03 yOunGBlOOdz
     I am. Send me an email at <a href="ma 13-Mar-03 Biswo
       Looks like <a href="mailto:biswo@sajha.c 13-Mar-03 Biswo
         Hey Biswo, Here's a joke for you. Wh 13-Mar-03 ashu
           Here is one from Harvard. Ashu, no offen 14-Mar-03 MainBatti
             Mainbatti: No offence taken, yaar. 14-Mar-03 ashu
               Ashu, I understood what you mean. :) 14-Mar-03 MainBatti
                 Coming from Football crazed Auburn and L 14-Mar-03 Biswo
                   Biswo, Who says jokes have to be base 14-Mar-03 ashu
                     biswo.. bra.. ya got to rice univ... 18-Mar-03 YoUnGblOOdz
                       Hehehe...my jokes are lame EVEN accordin 18-Mar-03 MainBatti
                         Mainbatti, The LQ Factor depends on h 18-Mar-03 ashu
                           What did the tubelight say to the mainba 19-Mar-03 SITARA
                             ma ni bhanam jokis haru , ,malai ni aamc 19-Mar-03 jira
                               What did Sitara say to Mainbatti? ... 19-Mar-03 jira
                                 I'm from Houston. E-mail me at <a href=" 19-Mar-03 shristis
                                   oh hi.. shristis.. glad to hear that... 19-Mar-03 YoUnGblOOdz


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yOunGBlOOdz Posted on 13-Mar-03 10:29 AM

anyone frm houston...
Biswo Posted on 13-Mar-03 02:11 PM

I am.

Send me an email at biswo@sajha.com :-)
Biswo Posted on 13-Mar-03 02:49 PM

Looks like biswo@sajha.com is not working. Please send email at bpoudel@rice.edu, It will be a pleasure to talk to you.
ashu Posted on 13-Mar-03 08:41 PM

Hey Biswo,

Here's a joke for you.
What was the headline when Rice beat Idaho State in football?

"Rice Mashed Potatoes" :-)

oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
MainBatti Posted on 14-Mar-03 01:44 AM

Here is one from Harvard. Ashu, no offense!
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A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"
The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."
ashu Posted on 14-Mar-03 02:01 AM

Mainbatti:

No offence taken, yaar.

That said, I am tempted to post a series of Harvard-Yale jokes, but it's not good to
make fun of underdogs . . .er bulldogs. :-)

oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
MainBatti Posted on 14-Mar-03 02:33 AM

Ashu,

I understood what you mean. :)

Btw, I have a few Harvard-riddles. I am going to make one final disclaimer for all my postings in this thread: no personal offense intended!

What is the difference between a Harvard-grad and a Sardarji?
Ans: One posts in Sajha, the other does not.

How many Harvard-grads does it take to fix a bulb?
Ans: Ten, but one of them is in Nepal.

Why did Harvard-grads cross the road?
Ans: To fix the bulb.

Why did three Harvard-grads cross the road?
Ans: To make up for the one in Nepal.
Biswo Posted on 14-Mar-03 02:44 AM

Coming from Football crazed Auburn and LSU, I wonder if Rice ever managed to mash the potatoes, although potatoes are also not so good in football. If it were baseball, this situation would be more likely:-)

oohi
"never watched Rice playing football"
Biswo

:-)
ashu Posted on 14-Mar-03 04:54 AM

Biswo,

Who says jokes have to be based on verifiable truths? :-)


Mainbatti,

Your first (Harvard-Yale) joke is good.
But the rest are quite khattam, as measured by my LQ (Laughter Quotient).

Surely, you can do better than posting such lame jokes.

oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
YoUnGblOOdz Posted on 18-Mar-03 10:50 AM

biswo.. bra.. ya got to rice univ...
MainBatti Posted on 18-Mar-03 11:45 AM

Hehehe...my jokes are lame EVEN according to the Harvard standard. Now, this IS something to worry about. :)

By the way, Ashu, what is that Laughter Quotient? How is it determined? Just curious.
ashu Posted on 18-Mar-03 05:48 PM

Mainbatti,

The LQ Factor depends on highly subjective/arbitrary standards. :-)
What is funny to one person is not necessarily funny to others.

What did tube light say to mainbatti?
Size does matter!!

oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
SITARA Posted on 19-Mar-03 10:07 AM

What did the tubelight say to the mainbatti?????
Let's flicker together!

In jest! :)


I do prefer Candlelight to tubelight tho!
jira Posted on 19-Mar-03 01:26 PM

ma ni bhanam jokis haru , ,malai ni aamcha aliali...thorrai..alikata..pitikka
jira Posted on 19-Mar-03 01:29 PM

What did Sitara say to Mainbatti?

....Don't get stuck here, lets go up and flicker.
shristis Posted on 19-Mar-03 04:40 PM

I'm from Houston. E-mail me at shristis@yahoo.com if u want, and please don't forget to put your name in the e-mail.
YoUnGblOOdz Posted on 19-Mar-03 05:37 PM

oh hi.. shristis.. glad to hear that...

okie i ma email ya at that addie..

YB