| Rusty |
Posted
on 18-Mar-03 12:04 PM
Sajha is being so boring these days...ups and downs all the time, so read the following Sajha series:p
This is Sajha Version: Friends --- please no offense. Enjoy:)
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[Scene: Poonte, Oys, and Prem Pujari are sitting together in cafeteria. Prem Pujari is eyeing a beautiful girl sitting at the corner, and Oys and Poonte are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it.]
OYS: hey, I'm tellin' you Prem Pujari, she wants you.
PREM PUJARI: She barely knows me. We just live in the same class. She had borrowed me her notebook once.
OYS: did she!
PREM PUJARI: Aw, right.
HER: [waving her hand] Hi, Prem.
PREM PUJARI: Hey. [Stutters something incoherent]
POONTE: Come on, Prem Pujari, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? Bella thing's not happening, your ex-girlfriend was a lesbian--I don't think we need a third... [Tongue in the cheek:p]
[Scene: meanwhile Najar and Sitara join the scene, while Prem Pujari is still talking to the girl.]
SITARA: You cannot do this.
NAJAR: Do what, do what?
SITARA: [cynical gesture] Youre going out with San Da Myaan, arent you?
NAJAR: [With grin] Yes sweetie! Don't worry. It will be magnificent.
SITARA: Don't you remember why you dumped that French guy the last time?
NAJAR: Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!
NAJAR: [Looking at Oys] Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
OYS: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes with the date with FoxyLady.
POONTE: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
OYS: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend. That means I can bring you.
POONTE: Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a--
OYS: Pathetic mess? I know, but--come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. Look Poonte, you have not been out with a woman since Niharika. You're doin' this one
PREM PUJARI: [comes with big smiley face and interrupts everybody] She said yes&&yes&&&..yes.
POONTE: Yes! Way to go, man! [Poonte and Prem Pujari hug.]
[Scene change: A restaurant. Oys and Poonte are there, waiting for their dates (FoxyLadyand her friend) to show up.]
OYS: [Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife] How do I look?
POONTE: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. [Oys's date shows up] Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
FOXYLADY: Hi, Oys. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.
POONTE: ...And what did you bring?
FOXYLADY: She's checking the coats. Oys, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Niharika.
POONTE: [jhasyanga hundai] Aaambooooo !!!Niharika????
[FoxyLadyleaves. Oys shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Niharika.' Niharika enters.]
NIHARIKA: Oh.... my.... God.
POONTE: [sad expression] Hey, it's Niharika.
[Scene: The bathroom at the restaurant. Poonte and Oys are talking.]
POONTE: Ok, I'm making a break for it, I'm going out the window.
OYS: No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with FoxyLady. Just calm down. POONTE: Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
OYS: [at the urinal] Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.
POONTE: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. [gets up right behind Oys and yells in his ear] Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!
To be continued...
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 18-Mar-03 01:36 PM
Continuation:
[Scene: Oys, FoxyLady, Poonte, and Niharika are at the table. Oys and FoxyLadyare seated very close; Poonte and Niharika have backed their chairs away from one another.]
NIHARIKA: By the way, Poonte. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
POONTE: That's OK.
NIHARIKA: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty. Hehehe!
[FoxyLadywhispers into Oys's ear.]
OYS: [to FoxyLady] We can't do that.
POONTE: [disgusted] What? What can't you do?
OYS: Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
[Poonte and Oys leave the table.]
OYS: Uh, we might be leaving now.
POONTE: Tell me it's "you and me" we.
OYS: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it. [smile]
POONTE: [angerly] Ok, you cannot do this to me.
OYS: You're right, I'm sorry. You're right.
FOXYLADY: [to waiter] Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please?
OYS: I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Poonte.
POONTE: I hope she throws up on you.
[Oys leaves with FoxyLady. Poonte sits back down with Niharika.]
POONTE: So...
NIHARIKA: Just us.
POONTE: Oh, what a crappy night!
NIHARIKA: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been sticking outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
POONTE: Excuse me. [gets up, jumps up and down while he zips his zipper up... other patrons look at him] How ya doin'?
NIHARIKA: So, do we have the best friends or what?
POONTE: Oys's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
NIHARIKA: I will go for that drink.
POONTE: You got it. Good woman! [the waiter turns around, it's a man] Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne? [mann mania, Oys ko credit card chadai cha ni bhandai]:)
To Be Continued...
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