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| dallikanchi |
Posted
on 23-Mar-03 03:38 PM
As I was getting ready to cook my dinner, I stared at the vegetables and fruits in front of me for a while, noting their different shapes and sizes. Staring at them was a revelation, because I realized that women don't need men for pleasure; fruits and veggies(and nuts) would do. My advice is for El cheapos(almost all Nepali women are el cheapos). So, here are some of my thoughts on some common fruits and veggies:
1. Bananas: Most versatile of the fruits. Can be found in many different shapes: small, medium, large, extralarge. If you like it uncircumcised, do not peel. Peel it if you like it circumcised.
Drawback(s): Might be too mushy. So when you stick it in, it might..umm...disintegrate. If you want to suck, be extra careful, and don't let your teeth gnaw it out. Bananas are very sensitive.
2. Carrots(and raddish) : For women who like it thin and small. Carrots are very resilient, which means you can probe one in and direct it anywhere you want. Carrots are much sturdier than bananas.
Drawback(s): Carrots are too tiny for women who love big uns.
3. Cucumber: Can be extremely big. Comes in three large sizes: Large, extra large, extra extra large. Cucumbers are rock hard and very sturdy.
Drawback(s): Not for the weak-hearted. Some women can't handle cucumbers due to their colossal sizes. They are also very brittle. It might plug your *ahem* hole. If this ever happens go to the doctor immediately. Always use caution when using cucumber for pleasure. I cannot stress this any more.
Now some women really love(pardon my french) balls. There are many variations you can try:
1. Almonds: For those who love em small
2. Oranges: For women who love them medium sized.
3. Grape fruits: For women who love them large
4. Melons: For women who love them extra large
5. Pumpkins: For women who love them extra extra large
These "balls" I mention(if used) should always accompany the fruits that I mentioned previously.
Now for those who love real meat, you could always go with sausages. If you like it circumcised, don't add anything. If you like it uncircumcised, sandwich with hot dog rolls. Also note that you could add mustard and ketchup to make it...smell better.
This is my advice for now. Stay tuned for my advice for men, coming next week!
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 23-Mar-03 04:08 PM
I don't think your veggies can perform the El Famous "Cunnilingus" like the way we guys do :) Not unless you are a dyke.
Cheers.
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| jules |
Posted
on 23-Mar-03 04:11 PM
Guys,
Please ignore this individuals posting if all possible.
This individual is a sick B@stard.
Thanx
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| dallikanchi |
Posted
on 23-Mar-03 04:32 PM
El "cunnilingus" might not be necessary for el orgasmo. Girls just want el orgasmo whatever the means.
And jules, you just broke my heart. Nought a word have I uttered that's phori and offensive.
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| eminem8 |
Posted
on 23-Mar-03 07:25 PM
Well girls,
Seem like you got two choices when it comes to sexual pleasure now.
1) Poke veges up yourp*ssies, and try to have fun.
Mind you though, you might have to fake it at times.
2) A guy, who knows might me handsome and if you are really lucky, sensitive and funny too, who will take you out for a dinner (most of the time, pay for you too). Back in the nice cozy living room, he will pour you some champange, and after you've got a buzz, take the glass away from you and start kising.............. wait, he will start with the neck, move slowly upwards and finally when you can no longer hold, you yourself will thrust your lips to his. And more kissing in all the good places and of course the el cunnilingus (i know thats the best parts right there), ..........and finally hit home run.
Mind you, though, you might have to fake it this time as well, but wasnt all this just worth the faking.
The choice is all yours ladies, ........
One more word of wisdom, God made vegis to be eaten, from the mouth, i.e.
To guys whoever feel insecured that girls might actually try the vegis and you wont be necessary, your fears might just me unfounded, depends on oneself too, though. And next time you might want to help your women in the kitchen with cutting the vegis, just to show her you care, you know.
Shady
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 23-Mar-03 08:00 PM
dallikanchi,
Give a shot at the COKE BOTTLES TOO........u might end up in DOUBLE JEOPARDY :D, or you might be able to entice some of the most charming SERIAL KILLERS! .
goodluck n goodnite!
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| el paso |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 02:54 PM
READ THIS EVERYONE. She is a man all right.
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| khimu |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 03:05 PM
hey dalikanchhi what bout baigan
tara ajkal ko jamana ma pasal-pasal ma chha
what called "Dildo"
black white pink any color
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| Dangggg |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 03:07 PM
Paso bro, there's no doubt about that.
dalli is a dude. maile ta agina "dalli bro" bhanera sambhodhan garna suru garisake.
dangggg
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| Dangggg |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 03:08 PM
Maybe dalli is a girl trapped in a guy's body.
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| Dangggg |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 03:08 PM
Or simply she-male
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| el paso |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 03:11 PM
Yeah dangggg bro. Since that has been proven, I must say this piece is pretty humorous. Heheheheheh.
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 03:46 PM
However long u deny it....u kno dat aint true. Women need men just like they can't live without us! Can't live with them Can't live without them ;)
:)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 04:06 PM
Dalli Kanchi experimenting with hybrid bio reproductive genetics???
Earthings better watchout there might be mutant ninja potatoes lurking around by the end of the century!
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| MystriousGal |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 04:20 PM
Poor kanchi Y dont U mentioned about yourself, how to fulfill your manice dreams, how to satisfy your homo's
chill out
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| khimu |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 04:51 PM
ani Mystrious gal timro k halchal chha ni you know
dalikanchhi ta rahechhin yoti timi ta testo chhainau hai
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| dallikanchi |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 07:09 PM
hare shiva....no matter what you all say, I am a thiti, and will remain a thiti. Ani Khimu, I hear you are very sexy re ni. Yo rumor ke sacho ho??
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 07:49 PM
Dalli, prove it!!!
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| Bhinaju |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 08:12 PM
All the bokaz in this thread,
SEXUAL HARASSMENT law anusar timiharulai CIAA le pakdinu parne.
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| khimu |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 08:15 PM
hey danggg ask her something - something like gals personal question
if she can answer of that Q then think she is one gurl who talks all over the king-size
bed . If she can,t think she/he is your little bro
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| khimu |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 08:41 PM
Hey Bhinaju DIDI lai kasto chha ni?
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 03:44 PM
KHImu ji,
Aafu ta thita pariyo, aba yo dalli lai ke girly querstion sodhne?? dangggg!
DIDI, bhinaju ko naam ma JPT nabhanus ta! Bhinaju le marlan tapailai.
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| MystriousGal |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 09:45 PM
hehhe dont u worry a bit khemu..am not like that...only a little
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| MystriousGal |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 09:47 PM
Danng dont ask dalli to prove it..else she might post her nc...pic here nih then you might got danngaaa...i mean faint in pale...hahha
mg
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| MystriousGal |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 09:48 PM
guys dont know gals power keh dalli kanchi...if women instit do something then they just do it...opsss
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 06:45 PM
and el paso and uday gadha....u guys are mean!!!
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 06:45 PM
may be she was just trying to say...."we don't need men ..to have fun" well what i mean is that...we can have fun just by going shopping...oh yeah good one...esp..shoe shoppings
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| el paso |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 06:50 PM
She means women don't need men for sexual pleasure. Vegetables le pugcha re kya.
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 07:40 PM
i wasn't talking about sexual stuffs????i was talking about other fun stuffs...like watching some games...u think watching soccer or football is not fun??? u r some pathetic.....don't wanna say that word
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 07:41 PM
oh she meant that???????????????????i didn't read the whole thing....my bad el paso....( don't i know u?)
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| khimu |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 07:52 PM
i know what it mean daliknchi says that women don,t need men because they can find their pleasure without men but she is wrong, of course women need men and men need
women not olny for sex we need each other to share our happness, and if you want to have sex no one will stop you, thats your property you know what i mean
right! dalipokchi
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 07:57 PM
huh????what r u talking about?
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 07:58 PM
ohhhh i get it!!! sure dude whatever
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 08:11 PM
i think argument bout gender has no limit.. it keeps appearing for generations n generations.. n no one will get the answer whether male r better or female even if its the end of the world..
they both r good in their own ways.. simple is.. keta needs keti.. keti needs keta.. i ain't just sayin fo the so called sexual relationship only..if it was for sex only then.. oh well
been quite a while since sum people out there are violating the rules of nature.. wut we today call homosexuality.. for many many other reasons too..the life is incomplete without opposite.. whether its be dad mom.. sister..brother.. frens..
whoeva raised this women dont' need man thing.. babu ek time socha.. yedi timro aama lai male na chahiyeko bhaye.. u wouldn't have been here to post this message..
finally,, uumm I DO NEED GURL FO MEH.can't live without em N I HOPE SUM GURL OUT THERE NEEED MAN>> SO FEEEL FREEEE. ..
anyone available.. pls lemme know re ke ehhe..haha
YB
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 08:30 PM
Dallipokchi,
Talai aru ke bhanu ma?!? Ta aajhai sanai chas yesto kura bujhna lai.
Gajar mula ko kura bujhne bela bha chaina tero.
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 06-Apr-03 07:08 AM
oopss that was for dang
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 06-Apr-03 07:08 AM
shut up freak...go hump the girl in a park this time...not u know where
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| khimu |
Posted
on 06-Apr-03 08:04 AM
dalipokcchi timilai nikai k-ta chahiyeko jasto chha ni
if you want i am ready to come over you
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 06-Apr-03 08:31 AM
Why vegetables? Dildo would suffice. You can probably buy one for less than 10 dollars, I would say. Visit one of those online sex stores and compare prices.
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 06-Apr-03 08:05 PM
euuuwww plzz...i don't go for old guys....i mean ancient guys
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| babaal |
Posted
on 06-Apr-03 08:08 PM
Mr. Chaudhary--> an ancient guy?
Lol!
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| khimu |
Posted
on 06-Apr-03 08:12 PM
you are breaking my heart dalipokchi testo nabhana na i am not a old i am not even over 25 bhanna pani kasto sakeko hera
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 06-Apr-03 08:40 PM
well...still ancient
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 07-Apr-03 09:47 AM
hahaha bhedo ko personnal experience cha jasto cha ni.. dildo ko barema :P ahhaha
YB
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 07-Apr-03 10:29 AM
bloodzzz sucker ..tero tyo mathi ko posting chai ramro lagyo......:) ekdam munasib kura garis.....
ki copy paste garis mora? tero ta thegan chaina..eheh j hoss..kura chai thik ho....
lau ta formidable foe..(chadai keti payesss!~~~~ MAILE PAYE PACHI:)!!!
laterzz
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| YoUnGblOOdz |
Posted
on 07-Apr-03 01:49 PM
sale chor.. bhate.. ta bahek aru ko chara mero kura katne.. ta chor le malai kehile mathi dekhna chahidainas.. jahile pani kehi na kehi mero barema bhanera.. malai tala dekhaune bani cha.. tyo maile afai lekhya.. afnai demag le.. tero jasto goru ko gu le bhaeriyeko demag ho ara hahaha
hehehe
YB
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| nepalibitch |
Posted
on 07-Apr-03 06:28 PM
Woman today can survive on her own, she no longer need men for the reasons she thought she needed them. But still woman choose to have a boyfriend or husband still because we can need a companion. Needing a man in my life has nothing to do with money cause i have my own, or sex cause sex comes easy. It has more to do with love, friendship which can't be replaced by anything else.....
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| khimu |
Posted
on 07-Apr-03 06:45 PM
b*tch you are right! sex comes easy
nut not all the time some time kati lamo kurnu parchha i mean you if GF or BF is not with you and you don,t know anybody else around you and you realy needed to have s*x
i hate that kinda moment really vannya
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