| pizzah |
Posted
on 23-Mar-03 08:33 PM
Ajit calls Robert and Julia in the presence of the rest of the gang members all around.
Ajit: Robert !!!! Apne kapde utaaro.....
Robert: Nahin boss mujhe sharam aati hai.....
Ajit: Kapde nahin utaare toh tumhe duniya se utaar diya jaayega..... Robert hesitatingly takes off all the clothes and stands
Ajit: Julia !!!! Tum bhi kapde utaaro warna tumhe goli maar doonga..... Juila fearing the worst takes off all the clothes and stands among other gang members.
Ajit: Robert aur Julia ab tum dono ek doosre ke kareeb aao..... Both hesitatingly come closer.
Ajit: Ab itne kareeb aao ke tum dono ke beech mein koi distance na rahe..... Both Julia and Robert embrace each other tightly(both are nude)
Ajit (Laughing loudly...ha ha ):Bahut dino se tamanna thi ki Julia Roberts ko nude dekhoon !!!
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Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.
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mickey mouse(to ajit):-"boss mein ramayan seekhna chatha hoon, mujhe sikha do na...? "
Ajit(to robert):-"robert jaao ise deewar pe taang do "
robert:-"per kyon boss?"
ajit:- "deewar pe taangne se is ka naam WALLMICKEY ho jaeyga aur woh khud he ramayan seekh jayaga."
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Ajit and Robert were out hunting.
Ajit shot at a Tiger,but the bullet missed the target. The tiger started running towards them.
Robert:Boss,sher hamaare peeche aa raha hai.
Ajit:Gaadi tez chalaao.
Robert:Boss sirf dus feet ki doori par hai.
Ajit:Gaadi aur tez chalaao.
Robert:Boss,sher ab sirf ek feet ki doori par hai.
Ajit:Tum ek kaam karo,left ka signal do aur Gaadi right mein le lo sher confuse ho jayega.
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