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| jira |
Posted
on 26-Mar-03 09:23 AM
I am in terribly bad shape man. No credit whatsoever. My history was gone in hybernation eversince I had delayed sending my 12 dollar monthly payment to this freakin SEARS card. Goddamit! I was tired of reusing few dora chhaap moja for years,
and my card was first explored with NIKE brand pair of socks. I was so into wearing the socks that I even forgot to pay the due and fine later on. The collection agency woked me up after 6 Nike months. It was too late. My nike pair already had 98 dollar price tag by then with all those charges and surcharges expalined in the back of my contract. Who would read the contract by buying a magnifying glass? My ego errupted every now and then and here I am.
I called home yesterday. My brother was complaining about the leak in our roof. Few rats were gone mad and tried to explore his certificates. He felt urgency for some kind of mainteanance there. Samasya lai jarrai dekhi ukhalnu...I suggested him to engage
in noticable terriorist activities so that our house get bombed and rebuilt rightaway. He was startled by my idea. Anyway, gharayasi kuro dherrai nagaram hola.
Eversince the ceasefire came into effect, he does not have any intersting stuff to explain. Rather, he was asking me.."Hey! what is wrong with that Apache man, how come it went down? How would I know?..I murmured. I am in much better shape to explain sajha activites than some kind of Apache thing. Instead, I told him to come join kurakani whenever there is no load shading in our house. He agreed. Lets see how many nicks will he log in with.
I was once told that the greatness of great thing can not be seen rightaway. Now, it is sheding me some light. Thread ka thread interesting chan. I recently quit my job. Man..I am not worried about my tuition due nowonwards. If it ever comes in my mailbox, all I need to do is just go to nearest kinko and get it scanned and post here. What an easy solution! San! have you ever thought of creating a special thread for posting the bills for rent due, blockbuster movie due...e.t.c? No wonder even my brain sometimes works dude.
Sajhaities! do you guys need cellphone? All you need to do is get your free bad credit report from Yahoo and post here or show some kind of legitimate resons. Bad credit..No credit....No problem.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 26-Mar-03 09:40 AM
hahh jira ji.. collection agency le malai ni utha thyo ek choti..ranka ranki jhagada paryo phone ma..
gajjab cha.. why did the apache go down? haha that was funny..
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 26-Mar-03 10:08 AM
aafaile phone uthaundai..."who? oh! he's not here!" ho ki ke ho? :P
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| Deep |
Posted
on 26-Mar-03 01:24 PM
jiradai,
dhumba dai khai? gobardhan kaha jada mero pani supply lyaidinthe ki bhaneko...
katai herndon ma bhandafor ta garera basya chhainan?
"I was once told that the greatness of great thing can not be seen rightaway."
ho ho malai ni bhanthyo euta le....tara pachhi aankha jachayera chesma launa thale si rightaway dekhna thale chha ki ke ho....achel tyasto kuro gardaina...
jiradai ko kura ekdam khassa chha la...khai ek khilli pam na ta......sikhar nai tanne garya chha ni haina ta?
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| surya |
Posted
on 26-Mar-03 02:03 PM
SEARS card le tyasto fasad pari diyeko? Launa I guess sears is not so soft after all! :)
I hope it all works out.
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| NK |
Posted
on 26-Mar-03 02:42 PM
here comes our own answer to Chris Rock. :) !!
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 26-Mar-03 07:23 PM
Ha ha jiraji,
Good explnation. How did you know my student credit situation ?? why don't you try at PremCharoCashAdvance.com .
Bad credit..No credit....No problem.
:} :} :}
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| najar |
Posted
on 27-Mar-03 06:47 AM
I had bought a few non-academic books online in late spring one semester for summer reads. It was one of those "GREAT DEALS" where you could send payments upon receiving the books, and did not have pay via credit card right at the purchase--the deal too was better than bookstores or amazon etc. So here is an interesting event. As soon as the semester ended, I left the country for my internship abroad--and, with all the end semester work, logisitcs and preparations to take care of for my trip, sending a cheque for that agency remained my low priority (before you all think i am horrible, let me tell you how much was the amount---it was jaabo $16.75 or some chaan chuun). In the middle of the summer I get this letter from a collecter's agency at my foyer address in Europe with all this and that condition should i fail to pay that jaabo sohra rupiya--I was so glad that i had left my fwd add at the local post office---had I not, who knows upon my return if I would even be able to buy anything in the US. Phew!!! Anyway, freaking out--I sent that sohra rupiya chan chuun paisaa money order on the same day I received that notice from mahasaagar paari!
Jira ko kathha le mero pani freaky tyaam yaad aayo :)
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 27-Mar-03 08:45 AM
wah Jira dai !! ka bata aauncha yesto bidhi kura haru...acchamma lagcha..
mero ghatna pani cha...credit banla bhanne aashama Montgomery ward ma gayera card liyeko thiye, ani tyai use garera SONY 7- cd changer bhanne, herda pani ali bhwakka pareko bajaune bhada kinera lyae..americama bharkahr aayeko thiye..maile ta" credit jatti cahlayo tyetti badcha , ani tirna pani jahile tire ni huncha " bhaneko suneko thiye. tesaile kinera lyae ra chup chap lagera base, 400 dam pareko thiyo.
ke tha ma budhulai hera, tesai nam dumbasss huncha..yek mahina pachi mohile talsinglai takida gareko jasto bhata bhat bill aauna thalyo..maile pani "ye mero credit jhan jhan bandai cha" bhandai chup lagdai basdai..hunda hunda ta yek barsha bityo...ani pheri chitti aayo.."this is an attempt to collect debt". 'ye ma ta mero credit banecha ramrai' bhandai danga pare..pahila ta chitti pani aaunthyo South Dakotabata, bistari testo chitti aauna thalyo St. Louis bata, ani Florida bata, ani Delaware bata , Richmondbata, ani Baltimore bata. harek naya chittima mero dollar value badeko dekheko thiye. danga pareko thiye..ma gawar lai ke tha 'debt' bhaneko.
Tara tyo chitti Baltimorebata aauna thale pachi chai malai shanka lagna thalyo..ani yekdin tyo chitti liyera ali janne bujhne lai dekhaye.. naramro sanga haparyo tyo jannele manchele.
"tero credit ta aba khattam bhancha ba.. " kina khattam, jhan katti mathi u tya maile 400 halda mero vlaue bhanera 1800 lekheko cha" bhaneko khaula jasto garyo..marla bhanne dar pani lagyo bajiyele. ani pheri samjhayo tesle " her! tero credit yesai khattam usai khattam, kina tirne, natir..sat barsha kur, sabai thik huncha " bhanyo..maile pani janne manhchele bhaneko bhanera chup lagera base, aba aaune harek chittilai chyatdai, dhukka sanga..
yek mahina bha thyo, aba ta phone aauna thalyo, din ratai.. " hallo" bhanyo..I am from this and that collection agency" bhanera kharo swarma bolthyo ani ," is dumbass home" bhanda "nnnnnnn..no! yeeeees!! noooooo..!!" bhanna pugechu...hatta ra patta phone hang up gare..dar lagyo..pasina chute..aba ke garne..phone ta uthaunu parcha..kasle garcha kasle gardaina ke tha..ani taukama batti balyo..Caller ID. gayera kine yeuta..ani dhukkai ni..Unknown Number chahi uthaudai na uthaune ma pani..
yekdin nepalma kura gardai thiye babu sanga..babu uta bam bam bha raichan.." ke ho tero tal..ta gharma basdainash jasto cha. ka ka hallera hidchas, .kina phone nauthayeko..katti phone gare..dinma gare..ratma gare..sajhma gare..bihana gare..kina phone nauthayeko". aafno baulai mero ta yesto cha bhanna bhayena..jhan gali khaincha.. ani phone nai bigreko cha bhandiye..tara man manai lagyo , nepal bata aayeko phone pani 'unknown number' nai hundo raicha...kya phasad..
rish uthera aayo..tehi cd changer bajaune bhado malai herera basi raheko raicha bhuima..bajna chodeko thiyo..purano bhayera ho ki jyada chalayera ho. CD chahi change gardainathyo.khali radio chahi bajthyo...yek laat kaser hane ..naramro sanga khutta dukhyo..radio pani bajna thalyo..malai ta tyo jirna tantu royeko jasto lagyo..''ajha runchas" bhandai diye kasera..na thakunjel.. thake pachi khutta samatdai sutechu..bihana uthera hidna garho bho..khchayng- khachyang gardai tyo bajne bhado lai Potomac ma jhwamm..
bajaune bhando gayo..phone aaune kram chutena.. ke garne,, yekdin rati 9 baje phone aayo..unknown number bhancha..uthau ki nauthau bhayo.."hyaaa! yeti rati collecter le phone gardaina. gharbata phone aayo" bhanera khushi hundai uthaye..moro bajiye ta "Hi! we have been trying to reach "dumbass' for a long time to collect debt he accrued a while back " bhancha..ke bhanne..ma ta akamakka..mero hanshale thau chodyo..purai kotha gumna thalyo..phan phani..u uta boldai gai ra raicha..maile ta kyai pani bujhina...ani ma chup lagera baseko dekhera " hallo! hallo! r u dumbass " bhando raicha..jhalyassa byujhe jhai bhayo.." negative, I am not dumnbass..i hardly know him. he used to live here before ,but doesnot any more. last I heard of him was 2 weeks ago, through the grapevines that he was gone back home..to nepal..got in an accident. the bus he was travelling on rolled downhill about 300 ft in a river heavily infested by crocodiles, one of them swallowed him, i had heard he was a great man , very hard working, never delinquent in paying his bills..that is all i know..but i'll always pray may his soul rest in peace"
tyetti sabai yekai saanshma bhnna bhyayechu..ani handsetlai kanma dabayera sune, kehi aawaj aayena uta bata..ani "hallo! hallo! are there" bhane..hang up gari sakecha bajiyele..dhukka bhayo..manma santosh lagyo. manmanai " santoshi mata ki jaya" bhane..tespachi tyo " Debt Collection'' phone kahileyai aayena.,
mero credit chahi ajhai sadhe saat ko dashalai kurera suteko cha..peacefully..
I never attempted to awaken the devil credit again..CASH jindabad..herda pani kya gathawal jasto dekhincha..
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| jira |
Posted
on 27-Mar-03 08:56 AM
>> CASH jindabad..herda pani kya gathawal jasto dekhincha..
LOL
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