| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 29-Mar-03 08:25 PM
>BUSH has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to
>hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
>
>"I don't know what to do here," the devil says. "You're on my list,
>but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so
>I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of people here
>who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
>have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
>BUSH thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led him into
>the first room.
>
>In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving
>in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his
>fate in hell.
>
>"No," BUSH said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
>I don't think I could do that all day long."
>
>So the devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah
>Khomeini with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did
>was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
>
>"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant
>agony if all I did was break rocks all day," BUSH commented.
>
>So the devil opened a third door. In it, BUSH saw Bill Clinton,
>lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
>staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girl Monica,
>doing what she does best. BUSH stared in disbelief and
>finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
>
>The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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