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| bhedo |
Posted
on 31-Mar-03 06:16 PM
Man, I suffered big time today..worst experience of my 23 years of life, I tell ya...you might not believe it, but here goes....
All right, I was on my way home by metro( my car broke down a few days ago, and still hasn't been fixed) after a hard day's work. Now this wasn't rush hour. It was like 12 pm or so. So of course the train wasn't really packed up when I got in. Everything was all right for a few stops or so. But around bethesda, I see a "women" getting on the train. Actually two women got on the train simultaneously, so I thought they were together or something like that. But come to think of it, I have realized that one of the ladies was only being hounded by the other "woman". Of all my luck, the "woman" chooses the seat that was next to mine. When she got close, I saw that the "woman" had a mustache streak..I'm like whoa, this can't be a woman...but then again, I thought, I might be wrong, because a while back I had seen a heavily bearded Pakistani woman with her hubby and her son. At least this Pakistani woman I'm talking about had a feminine voice. But oh no, this "woman" I met on the train had a really hoarse voice, voice almost as hoarse as Vin Diesel's.
So clearly this "woman" is a transvestite or a transexual, and also mad, because she kept talking to herself. There was a newspaper lying on the floor--Washington Post's sports section, if I remember correctly. She asks me to pick the newspaper up. Till then I hadn't really taken a good view of her face. Now when I gave the newspaper I stared long enough to realize that she in fact was a man. Could have been a hermaphrodite too, who knows....
And guess what she starts doing after a while? She starts rubbing her groin area, and starts to moan!!! And by then that particular car was already filled up! Can you believe it? She has the gall to do that in front of that many people. I was looking straight, without flinching even a bit, but my side did catch her reflection in the window, and I could swear, she was more than likely...err...you know....mastur*ating.
Now that's not even the nasty part. The nasty part was she kept on farting like nobody's around. I'm like wtf? She managed to stink up the whole joint, I tell ya. What could I do? I was scared sh*tless..didn't even have the guts to sit somewhere else.
Worst experience ever!!!!
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 31-Mar-03 08:16 PM
Wow that sound like a nightmare.
Sorry you had such a bad experience.
Some people are just shameless.
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| mack |
Posted
on 31-Mar-03 10:01 PM
bhedo,
perhaps u got her.... sorry him, all horned up. may be u should have helped her out.
Bhedo....i just wanted to figure out the moral of your story.....what is it? please tell us..is it...
i)a man can be a woman, a woman can be a man
ii) sometimes people masturbate in public and its disgusting
wtf........stupid
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 02:21 PM
Mack, are you really that dumb, dude? You must have really bombed your GRE, I'm pretty certain. Stories need not have morals, fool.
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| mack |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 03:41 PM
cant believe u still remember about the GRE.....boy do i feel flattered
whats your email i will scan my score report and send it to u.....cause u wont believe it if i post it here
so back to the stories ...thats the most ridiculous story i 've ever heard.....ur trying to get the attention....and u did succeed in getting the attention from the rearend F...a=s
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 03:45 PM
Post it here, if you dare. Or if you're a real wuss, send it to bhedo2000@yahoo.com.
And no, I wouldn't even care if nobody replied. Still, your logic sucked; stories don't need to have morals.
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 04:00 PM
Hyaaaaa kaawadi computer.
Respond lekhda lekhdai browser banda bhayo.
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 04:21 PM
Mr. B,
I'm sorry to hear that you had the worst experience of your life. It is disgusting when a dude or a lady, who looks like a dude, freshens up thinking about you.
I think I know what really happened in that train. I know you will get pissed off when you get an idea of what really happened in there. Ok! here it goes.............
When that person entered the train, (s)he got aroused just by looking at you. (s)he was so horny that (s)he couldn't contain. So, (s)he had to check out what you got. So, the person asked you to get the peice of newspaper from the floor. That was just an excuse to get you to bend over so that (s)he can check you out ( u know what I mean;). Ani, the person got sooo horny that (s)he had to release the tension. So, (s)he did it right there.
Your first mistake was to offer her a seat next to yours. ani your second mistake was to bend over to givve her the newspaper.
Dude, your best option was to flee from the scene, which you failed to do. now you will have to live rest of your life with that naasty thought :s
I can understand how pissed off you are right now. Just thinking about what you went thru in that trip gives me the creeps. Tyesto ta saatru lai ni naparos.
dangggg
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| el paso |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 04:30 PM
LOL! Has to be in Las Vegas.
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 06:11 PM
lol Bhedo u jus makin this up? lol.....damn thats scary!
lol mack....funny/or stupid comment! lol
:)
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 08:35 PM
Bhedo ji,
sachikai bhako ho yo incident ki
April 1st ma hami lie april fool
banaunu khojnu bhako?
he he he he he he he he he
It's disgusting.................
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Apr-03 02:19 PM
Rekhaji and onegirl_123, I swear, this is a real incident. I'm not making it up. You meet all kinds of nutcases on metro. This is DC I'm talking about.
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| jhilke kyailan |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 03:56 AM
just wondering why that was scary...unusual? yes, unconventional? sure, but scary? how is that.....is there something else that you are not telling us? were you scared by what the uy/girl did? or your own reaction? Interesting...hmmm or wee you scared by the fact that a transy fancied you?
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 03-Apr-03 07:59 AM
Jilke bro,
Timle kasto kura nabujeko. that guy/girl checked out bhedo beffore starting to play with his/her tool and bichara bhedo didn't even get a clue that he was making the person hony. Isn't tnat disgusting?
dangggg
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